So, the tooth fairy came and took my tooth?
That's right, Kevin! And the tooth fairy leaves you money!
Though she's pretty cheap!
25 cents a tooth?
Seriously? In 2022?
Biscuit! Don't make Kevin feel bad about it!
I'm just saying,
I sent her a letter and told her to start paying me in Bitcoin!
Seemed to make more sense anyhow.
How does the tooth fairy know I have a tooth?
She's magic, Kevin. She just knows!
Pffft... right... Kevin,
she puts spyware on your phone.
And it sends messages to her by bluetooth!
Does the tooth fairy still come for Daddy?
No, when a grownup loses a tooth,
they have to PAY the tooth fairy to get a new one!
So wait a second!
If I take a dollar from Canada to the United States,
It's not worth a dollar anymore?
Nope. It's worth about 77 cents.
And if I take a dollar from the United States
and bring it here, it's not worth a dollar anymore either?
Uh, no. It's worth about $1.29.
But it's still a dollar in both places, right?
Well, technically yes.
Math has some serious problems it needs to solve.
You could say that.
And if I take $100 to France,
Latté told me it's only worth a cent!
I think that's "cent" (100 in French).
It's just the way money works.
Well, money is CRAZY!
Which explains why I found this Canadian dollar
beside my piggy bank!
Why?
It escaped from the "loonie bin"!
* giggle * * giggle *
[ phone ringing out ]
Who are you calling?
I'm trading in all my money for Bitcoin.
At least then it'll be something that makes cents.
I think you mean "sense".
Exactly!