♪ Shatter Squad ♪
♪ (Grieg's "Morning Mood") ♪
(yawns)
- Where the...?
Where the hell is my knife?
No, no, no, no, no...
- Morning, Sunshine.
You sleeping in again?
- Ugh, you! Who am I?
- Is this like an existential question? Or...
- Who am I?
- Okay, East, it's a little early
for this level of aggression,
you know, even for you.
- Hey, gimme my body back!
- Your body? Give me back my body!
(grunting)
(punching)
- You guys are so weird.
- Quick, One, send out an alarm!
Phase has taken over my body!
- Is this some sort of prank?
You know, comedy isn't really your strong suit.
- Wait, seriously?
You can't tell?
- Tell what?
- That's not me, that's Phase - That's not me, that's East
- I'm gonna go get some coffee.
(groaning)
- [East] Can't you just, you know,
do the thing where you reconnect us?
- [Phase] Oh, is that what I do?
- I don't know,
it's not like I control it!
- Morning, you two!
It's good to see you spending some time together.
Or...
Guess it's more like time apart,
am I right?
(groaning)
- Axe, please tell me you know who I am.
- Sure I do, Phase.
You're the newly reformed prodigal daughter
of our fearless leader, Agent West.
- You have no idea how much of what you just said
is completely wrong.
- We're doomed.
- Did you guys spar too much yesterday or something?
You're being a little funny and...
- [Both] Funny isn't our thing, yeah we know.
- What are you doing standing around?
Food's ready in the mess hall.
We've got to be out for escort in 20 minutes.
- West, notice anything different about me?
- Uh, uh...
Did you, uh...
- Oh no.
- ...cut your hair?
- Seriously? I'm wearing a helmet!
- No, I meant not, not your hair,
but, uh, did you change, um,
your makeup?
- We're going to be stuck like this forever.
- No. No.
There's still a chance.
We haven't talked to the smartest person here yet.
- Ray!
Do you know where Tiny is?
We need her help.
- Oh, what's up, East?
Uh, I think she's busy on a repair right now.
Is it something I can help with?
- Wait, what did you just say?
What's up, Phase?
I said, What's up, East?
I think she's busy on a--
- [Both] How could you tell we're switched?
- Uh, your voices sound totally different.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Oh my God, this is incredible!
I never thought I'd see this in real life!
- What do you think "this" is?
A holo-echo malfunction?
A sinister, unknown force
hacking us for their benefit?
- Isn't it obvious?
Duh!
It's the classic Freaky Friday bodyswap switcheroo!
- What? - What?
- Yup.
You're always fighting with each other.
Hmm, probably something supernatural
wanted to teach you a lesson.
- And you're the genius on this team?
- A lesson about friendship and cooperation.
- How do we fix this, Ray?
- It's simple.
You've got to understand each other
and make a selfless sacrifice.
- That's not going to happen.
- I want my body back now!
- Have you tried saying please?
- You can't be serious.
- Maybe whatever switched you guys
at least wants you to learn
a lesson about manners,
if you refuse to learn about each other.
- Fine. - Fine.
I want my body back, please. I want my body back, please.
♪ (mysterious music) ♪
- Dang, I really thought that would work.
- [Phase] There's no way it would be something so stupid.
- [East] Phase, it worked!
- Oh, finally.
- See? Told you!
Manners!
- Manners my ass.
- I missed my armor so much.
- So...
what did you two learn?
- I learned nothing.
You speak of this to no one.
- Right. Yep.
- I've got to go check my room for tampering.
- I didn't touch anything.
Who knows what you did to my suit.
- What are you even doing here?
- It's none of your business when I'm doing here.
- You're welcome!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪