WAPOOSH
Top Of The Mornin YA Laddies
My Name is jacksepticeye
and welcome back to party hard
so i tried the last level last time and i couldn't really do it
So this time I thought i was gonna go in and do workshop levels
i will come back eventually and maybe try that again
and do some of the high crime dlc
good lord !
umm
i really don't wanna do them now cause i wanna see what the workshop level has to offer
And i did download some of them so far
But i think it has , Yeah. It has a menu here that i can go to
I downloaded some of these and it did the ninja unlock level
....Because , you can go in and, well it didn't work for me cause i thought it would
That you go in and you just kill all the guys and then the level finishes
And then you're supposed to be able to unlock the ninja
I don't fucking know
But the first one I wanna play is Beach PAR- TAYY
P-A-R-T-Y
Cause i gotta
Uh.. This is the highest rated level
In the game so ... Where the fuck am i
O.k i'm here
I'm here everybody! I'm right in the middle
Umm
Mother of Jesus!
Oh Break That!
THIS IS NICE MUSIC!!!
THIS IS LIKE THE MUSIC TO MY LIFE!!!
Ohh Everybody's fucking dying
THAT'S AWESOME!!
Oh there's a case down here. A Case a diaz ( quesadilla )
BUD DOOM TISH!!!
Fucking spare clothes
Why would I want spare clothes? Throw them in, Throw them in. YES!!
Throw him in. Shitty balls. Okay
Pamela? Ahh shit. Thought you were Pamela Anderson
Ahh Yes. Poison the food. So these workshop levels are just sheer fun
Cause the other ones were all like challenging and shit, this one's just like * Cat noise?* Ah. Get in and kill everybody and just have a good time!
And you know what man? Das what i'm gonna do.
I do wish I had explosives though. God. I'm behind a sign
(Jackaboi dance )
O.k. And then we break one, two and...
No three. Three comes after two.
o.k. I just electrocuted everybody. Everbody is dying out here
Hahaha
Ooh that's awesome!!! I NEED BETTER THINGS!!
Oh yeah blow up all the speakers.
Dude this is cool! I'm having a good time!
Your'e dead, and your'e dead. hehehe
I've twenty... THERE'S 97 PEOPLE IN THIS FUCKING LEVEL???
Mother of Jesus
O.k. Can we kill this lady? Scuse me! Pardon me!
Into the fire you go. It demands a sacrifice! IT DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!!!
THE LORD OF BARBEQUE DEMANDS A SCARIFICE
Can't throw anybody in here but i'm just gonna wait for someone else. HEY!!
YOU uh COME ON OVER!!! * voice breaks* It's a good time!
Ooh yes, yes go in . YEAH BITCH
* jack sings and dances to the rather catchy soundtrack*
What else we have left? We have more gumball machines
I want, oh yeah. O.k I'm gonna change my clothes * High pitched voice* OH! I'm all nice and festive now. What did i get?
Smoke bombs?!
I don't like the smoke bombs. I want the stunner bombs
Can i make a call and call my friends?
Uh hello? Who wants to be a millionaire I'd like to phone a friend
Who cares.
* More glorious singing* O.k i can't even see where i fucking am.
Alot of people have said that as well, that they lose track of where i am when i play, Even i do. I have no idea what's going on half the time
O.k imma make a call.
* jack makes phone noise* Hello? Dominoes? I would like a...a large twelve inch serving of DEATH!!
Oh.. You don't do death....o.k why did i call you then. You're fucking good for nothing.
Okay, Who's not poisoned? All these people. Okay
Just stab people as they come through. Sorry, is this the cue for the bathroom? Shit cops!
* More delightful dancing and vocal harmonizing by Jack* Hahaha
Nice! Shit, did he see it? You're busted? No 'm not! i'm Mc fly! Haha
Got 'Em!
Stabby stabby in the bathroom. what are you doing? Taking a shit? Take a shit in your own time. Take a shit in the afterlife!.
Okay. I don't know what's going on. I still might fail this.Horribly. Even though ..
The game is working very much in my favour to help me win this
Can i knock down these? I need a victim. Okay
Babs? BABS YOU WANNA FALL INTO THE BRICKS? INTO THE LOGS? no. Pamela? Oh i'll get you.
STAB!! And a stab! and.. OH sir? STAB!!
Se if he'd answered we would have been fine!
But no.. Somebody had to be a bitch. huh. Put that body in there.
Ain't nobdy gonna see my misdeeds
You didn;t see anything. YOU DID'NT SEE ANYTHING. Mother fucker. AAAHHH
She saw me do it. Oh no.oh, she didn't call the cops though.
STAB!!STAB!! Everybody s.. Yeah didn't I tell yah smoking kills.
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Nobody sees a thing. Everybody's blinded by the smoke coming out of my ass! * Owl noise*
This is the kill room in here! Someone bring in some salmon so i can smoke it( I've heard of smoking weed, but never salmon. Okay Whatever floats your 420 boat.)
This guy has enough meat on him, HAHA, I killed so many of them just now. Haha
That's awesome! Okay Imma pick up your body sir? Okay the cops are gonna see it. THAT'S FINE!
if the cops wanna come and inspect everything i do that's cool.
But i'm gonna have to FUCK SHIT UP
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
Okay, is there another phone?
KEOP
And a ... HUH. Fuck yeah!
You die and you're friend is going to have to die as well.
ARE THOSE FUCKING?.... Are you not wearing a shirt? GET BACK HERE
And he's calling on that phone. SHIT. This might be the end of Jack.
This might be the end of old Jackaroonie
'kay Through the house. Through the house. i got this , i got this. GO AWAY COPPER!!
Yeah, that's what i fucking thought.
* another fantastical dance number by Jack*
I only have to kill four people.
And then everything is right with the world. Is there anything else i can use? Logs, the tiki hutt, PAMELA!!!
There we go. Stabbed you in your massive boobs. Probably didn't kill her though
Are they just attacking? Oh no , i thought they were attacking this guy. Hahah. That would have been funny. Hilarious even!
Hello! Uh... Die please!
Awww. It's only Muscles henchmen left.
I'm sorry friend, but you're gonna have to die.
WITH THE REST OF YOUR KIND!!
That was fun. I liked that level! That was just about getting in, having a good time and killing people.
It wasn't super hard. It wasn't super difficult. OH the highest score Jack has ever gotten!
Spiders attack? (Arachnophobia beware)
Why not? It offered me up another level so let's play that one.
I don't know what it is. I don't think i download that one.
I'm up here guys. ( The magic spotlight of Robin edits has come to illuminate our lord and murderer Jack.)
ohh. There's a big spider over here
( welcome back to episode 21 of Jack singing to the funky soundtrack of Party hard)
Thi is my favourite song on the soundtrack
Welcome back to episode 22 of...
Okay, activate???????
* EXHALE*
The giant Spider made a cow sound.HAHAHAHA
*Imitates cow noise*
Okay. Let's see..
Push!! There we go.. OH GOD
I made... DID I KILL ONE?!?!?!THERE'S AT LEAST 15 MILLION DEAD OVER THERE!!
Okay, nobody's moving.
What did i get? Poison?!?
*As Jack's favorite song of this soundtrack plays, you wonder how many times I've had to creatively stall instead of saying- jack is singing.*
Okay. I'll poison your booze
I don't think these people care.
I got spare clothes.Well WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO
Activate!!
This level's kinda lame..........Hehe
Oh now they're moving!
Now they wanted to get the fuck outta her, i get it
Hehehe
What's happenin..What lasers!?!? Did you guys come in on giant rubber ducks with laser eyes?!?
What is going on?
Oh, they're trying to arrest that due, yeah. Get"Em
FUCK HIM UP!!!!
What else can i use?These spiders suck
Aw man.. I want cooler shit.
I want explosions. WHAT DO WE WANT? EXPLOSIONS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
EXPLO....I killed myself. ._.
* embarrassment settles of Jack*
WHOOPS!
This one's called " Hard Neon Party"
Where am I?
Oh there I am! Hehehe
Sorry guys i'm just trying to get my fucking groove on!
Imma poison your food for that! Sons of bitches for judging me.
Fucking Darth Vader didn't even judge me.
And he's the king of all evil. Good lord look at all the places i can poison
Dude i'm not even gonna need bombs for this everyone"s just gonna get sick
* Jack enthralls the audience with his dancing and singing
YEAH everybody get fucked, see if i give a shit.
Oh god i thought i broke it.
Oh, so many speakers exploded as well. Can i start the tractor?
Start the engine.... Here we go! Drive over some people.Go tractor!
No
Oh....Kay...I don't get this.
That's fine everybody's dying.
Shit! NOOOOO. THE COPS!! I DIDN"T SEE
* Imagine in Darth Vader's voice* NOOOOOOOOOOo
My one Bastion of Freedom
I didn't see the cops walking around, i was having too much fun killing everyone.
Okay, let's do it again.
* And now.. Random Dancing...With Jacksepticeye* ( Harpischord music in the background)
Fuck yeah!
Best music 2017!
Poison, poison, a little poison
i'm sorry, WHAT'S THAT?
You want more poison? Okay
I got you. Then we pt the bear-trap down so that the cops whenever they arrive they walk over it.
RONALD MACDONALD!! You'd better not walk over my... my trap.
My traporino
Trigger all these
There we go, nice!
Ph god I can set out fucking fire! Hahahaha
*INHALE*
AWESOME!!!
Dude i'mma fuck everybody up.
Get e'm. Get e...fuck! I don't even know what's happening
Where am i!! WHAT IS LIFE!!!
Am i being attacked?No i'm just gonna stand over here
Away from everybody. I have 44 people killed already
49, 51
* indistinguishable grunts*
More.53
I want bombs! I want explosions!! Give them to me!!
I wanna kill all the people
Everybody's poisoned, it's fucking cool
Break...Break that...Break this, Break that. Hehehe
Ah this is awesome! Break everything!
EXPLOSIONS!!!!!
Do these only go off if people are near them?
I hope so
Mario.What are you doing over here? Okay i need to get away from all these mother fucking bodies.
There's no place to hide
Ooh!
I'mma make a call. Hello? Yes!
Is this my insurance company?
I might need to take out a loan of one insurance please.
OOHH NOOO THE COPS,
* prepare your Darth Vader voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAH. You sons of Bitches!!
I was 77 out of 83
I was soo close!
Okay, Right to left isn't working, let's go left to right.
Let's break the bike, break the bike, break the bike.
Let's just go around and do all of these. I don't know what starting that does
Smooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiing!!
Nice
Fuck up all these speakers,
Oh yeah that's right. Oh yeah baby
That's right i'm hear to fuck some ass
I'm here......uh
That's not the way i meant that to come out.
You guys all go over there and fucking FLAME ON BITCHES!!!
WHAT'S THAT? GETTING A LITTLE HOT UP IN HERE??
Yeah, that's what i thought.
And now thanks to the editing power of Robin, we are able to witness the humble idiot walk into the flames without them noticing a thing.
* Sudden realization hits*
Did i walk into my own fire?
OOoops! Hahahaha!
I don't like this song.
This sounds like the song to some teenage douche bag's fucking summer of 2016
You know the guy, you know the guy i'm talking about. oh you all know the guy, the type oh yeah.
Hey everybody poison
Everybody poison
That's what I like to see. Haha.
Come on over. Get your poison, Get your posion get your death
It's all good. It all tastes like...
Corn starch at the end of the day. It's fine!
Just eat up, imma just stand over here and dance
* Jack dances to the soundtrack*
YEAH!
Nobody's gonna suspect a thing from the dancing guy!
Couldn't be the guy dancing, he's to busy dancing ,He couldn't be over there killing people( Logic score 10/10)
The only thing he's killing is it on the dance floor
Those are the ones that turn the people into zombies
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhh!
That might be bad!
Cause then i have to kill all the zombies at the end again anyway.
Aww the flames cut out.
Man!
Can you all get poisoned?
I think these are death, and the ones in the middle are the poison for the zomb.. oh wait no
Cause i didn't poison those yet and everyone is still zombified. OOOPS!!
It tastes like shit ( Italian accent?)
I don't doubt it bro. It's poison
We have 68 out of 83 killed
It's only a matter of time.
70 out of 83
71! There's only 12 left, we got this!
I can do this. I feel like i'm capable!
You believe in me?
I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE IN STEVE. I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE IN STEVE. IN STEVE.IN STEEVE GRAB THE GLORY ALL THE WAY TO VICTORY......
You'd fucking better.
Ah shit.Get E'm. YES!
YEEEAAAAH!!!!!
Nice..you know fucking too much.
A person with red hair like that,oh, don't trust them.
Ah, do you feel sick?O.k good. Go vomit somewhere please.
Go vomit up your life into the... ah.. toilet bowl or something.
DUDE HE'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT!!!
HE DEAD.
*Now we observe Jack performing the popular yet cringey move the dab to celebrate the prompt death of a pixellated character in a game while dancing to the soundtrack playing in the background. your sentance was too long so i deleted it Lol
WOOOOOW!!!
Hit him with the death!!
That's what we're gonna call that move from now on.
You know how you have the dab? We're gonna call this one the death!
*Jack parties with his new move called " The Death"*
There we fucking go, NICE
That was fun. Okay.
Well that does it for this episode of Party Hard.I'm gonna play more of those levels>
Those workshop levels are really damm fun.
I mean, some of them are't as... * goat noise*
Some of them aren't as complex as the main levels in the game, where you get in and it's very calculated where everything is.
These are just about getting in and killing a whole bunch of people.
And having fun, and that's AWESOME!!That's what I like!
Cause that's what i wanted to do in the other levels but never could because i
sssssssssssSUCKED!
Anyways, Thank you guys soo much for watching this episode,
If you liked iti, PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And hi fives all round
* WHAPISH WHAPISH*
But thank you guys and i will see all you dudes,
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!
Hi guys. I just wanted to say that this is my first ( and probably longest) time adding subtitles.
Please tell me if i made mistakes, cause who likes making mistakes.
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