(bright music)
- Okay Roach, got any fours?
- Go fish!
- This is bogus.
Somebody in here has cards they're not telling us about.
- Yeah, and Roach,
some of these aren't even real playing cards.
- You leave my Chili's gift card outta this!
- Look, let's just drop this.
There's no point in arguing.
- Speaking of dropping,
maybe we should get off the bus.
♪ Ooooo waaa ♪
- What the heck?
What kind of world is this?
- Wow, a forest full of warlocks and goblins!
We must be in Magic the Gathering.
(snaps fingers) - What the?
- I, Sir Roach of Oddenvale,
Along with Anja of Lickthwane and Caroline of Vantris,
will drop into the exciting and adventurous world of Magic.
Oh, and uh, fairy-Tanner.
- Hey, what the hell!
- See you later.
(adventurous music)
(soft music)
- All right Roach, for real where are you taking us?
And why are we dressed like this?
These tights leave nothing to the imagination.
- I like it, I feel a strong sense of knowledge
and mystical ability.
- It's probably the fumes from the swamps.
We're going to cross right up here.
- Whoa, uh, be careful guys,
this bridge looks a little sketchy.
- Maybe we should turn around?
There's probably some good loot on this side of the forest
if we keep looking.
- No, come on!
We can't give up that easy on an adventure.
So what if we have to kill a few crackheads.
- Well all right, but who's going to cross first?
- I'll do it.
- I'll come with you.
(stomping)
- Hey, who's stomping around there on my bridge?
- Oh my gosh!
It's a smelly and disgusting troll!
- Hey, I may be smelly and disgusting, but I'm not!
Wait, what was that third thing you said?
- Look, we don't mean any harm,
just crossing the bridge to find loot,
maybe some mushrooms to eat.
- Well I'm going to eat you.
- What, no!
Listen our friend Roach he's way bigger, tons more to eat.
A lot of fat, good amount of muscle, total snack.
- Hmmm, okay, I'll let you guys go.
(scurrying)
- Okay, looks like they made it across safely.
Onwards to victory!
(stomping)
- Hey, stop stomping up there!
Oh wow, they were right, a whole lot of flab to chew.
- What?
- Mmmmm I can't wait for the first bite.
- Back off!
Let me tell you something, my friend Tanner, total idiot.
You could probably trick him into climbing
into a boiling cauldron if you tried to.
- Hmmm, that does sound like an easy meal.
I'm sure your fat-ass would really put up a fight.
Move along chubby.
- Whoo-hooo!
(walking)
- Who's that walking on my bridge?
Oh, ha, it's a little fairy!
I'm sure a smart fairy like yourself
wouldn't mind having to solve a quick riddle
to cross this bridge.
- I will solve any riddle put in front of me.
Also, you really smell like garbage.
- Your squad splits a pie into four pieces.
Each person has a piece of pie in front of them,
but there's still one piece of pie in the pie-tin.
How is this possible?
- Hmmm, four pieces of pie.
Pie equals 3.14.
American Pie hit theaters in 1999.
- Well if you can't solve the riddle, it's no big deal.
I'll just have to eat you.
- Somebody is eating out of the pie tin.
- What?
- Yeah, all four of us have a piece,
but there's still one piece in the pie-tin
because somebody is eating their piece out of the tin.
Probably Roach's fat-ass.
- I've been tricked!
I was told you were the dumbest in all the land!
That's it, I'm eating you anyway.
(growling)
(splashing)
- Oh man, now I'm going to smell like garbage too.
- Ah ha!
- Hey, stinky!
(whacking) - Uh!
(stones breaking)
Say goodbye Magic squad!
- Uh!
- Yuuuah!
(splashing)
- Well, this is the end.
Wait, I'll use my fairy wings to fly us out of here.
(flapping)
What?
Cardboard?
- Don't worry guys.
(cawing)
(soft music)
- We did it!
Together we overcame that evil troll,
and escaped the dangerous wilds.
- Here's to you Tinkerbell.
(adventurous music)