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GREG: ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH.
I DESERVE IT.
SO, I GUESS FIRE AND FURY WORKS.
>> A DRAMATIC STATEMENT THEY ARE
TALKING ABOUT.
KIM JONG-UN IS TALKING ABOUT
TOTAL DENUCLEARIZATION OF THE
KOREAN PENINSULA.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
>> THIS IS A MOMENT VERY FEW OF
US THOUGHT WE WOULD EVER SEE.
>> THE PRESIDENT AGREED TO MEET
WITH KIM JONG-UN.
IT'S DIFFICULT TO OVERSTATE THE
HISTORIC NATURE OF THIS.
GREG: COMB YOUR HAIR.
BUT THAT'S WHAT NORMAL PEOPLE
CALL GOOD NEWS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT MORNING BEAKER.
>> IS THIS A DEFLECTION?
OFF COURSE KIT'S A DEFLECTION.
TARIFFS AND NORTH KOREA ALL TO
DISTRACT FROM A PRESIDENT WHO
DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE PROPER
CHANNELS.
GREG: HE LOOKS LIKE BEAKER.
THAT'S ALL I SEE.
THE GREAT RACHEL IS HAVING A
MOMENT.
>> YOU MIGHT THINK ANOTHER
PRESIDENT IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE
YOU CAN IMAGINE A PRESIDENT
ASKING HIMSELF OR HERSELF WHY
HAS NO OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENT
EVER AGREG TO DO THIS.
WHY HAS NO SITTING AMERICAN
PRESIDENT EVER MET WITH A LEADER
FROM NORTH KOREA.
WHY HAS THAT FRESH HAPPENED IN
ALL THE DECADE NORTH KOREA
EXISTED AS A NATION?
WHY HASN'T ANY OTHER PRESIDENT
EVER DONE.
SHOULDN'T I TAKE THAT TO MEAN
THIS MIGHT BE PARTICULARLY RISKY
OR UNWISE MOVE?
WHY?
GREG: IF IT WERE ANOTHER
PRESIDENT LIKE OBAMA YOU WOULD
BE DOING CARTWHEELS OFF A HIGH
DIVE IN A SWIMMING POOL FILLED
WITH AMBROSIA SALAD.
THIS DOES IT.
NOW, OBVIOUSLY IT PAYS TO BE
KEPT CAL ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
BUT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT CAN
ONLY HAPPEN UNDER DONALD TRUMP.
IT KIND OF REMIND ME OF A MOVIE.
>> IN THE WORLD OF UNCERTAINTY
TWO LEADERS FACE OFF IN A WAR OF
WORDS THAT TERRIFIED THE GLOBE.
PRESIDENT TRUMP: ROCKET MAN IS
ON A SUICIDE MISSION FOR
HIMSELF.
>> KIM JONG-UN SAID I WILL TAME
THE MENTALLY DERANGED U.S.DOTARD
WITH FIRE.
REPORTER: ONE MAN WILL PROVE
NUKE AND STONES WILL BREAK YOUR
BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT
YOU WHILE DEMOCRATS SHOVE
BILLIONS IN CASH TO TYRANTS AND
APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD FOR
BEING.
A MAN WITH A PLAN SAYS ENOUGH.
A MAN ON A UNICORN.
DONALD TRUMP, KIM JONG-UN AND
DIRK BENEDICT.
PUT UP YOUR NUKES.
NOW PLAYING IN SELECT THEATERS.
I CAME, I SAW, I TATTLED.
GREG: YOU HAVE A FEELING IT'S
GOING TO BE A HIT.
YOU HAVE GOT TO ADMIT EVEN IF
YOU DON'T LIKE TRUMP, HIS EFFECT
IS HARD TO DENY.
EVEN "VANITY FAIR" ADMITS DONALD
TRUMP'S STRATEGY IS PAYING OFF.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO DEAL WITH
CRAZY YOU HAVE TO TALK CRAZY.
SOMETIMES IT PAYS TO BE THE
PSYCHO ON THE BLOCK SCREAMING AT
CLOUDS AND RUBBING DOG POO IN
YOUR HAIR.
WE HAVE WATCHED COUNTRIES WITH
EXTREMIST NUT BAGS, BUT ENOUGH
ABOUT BERKELEY.
SO WE SAID WITH NORTH KOREA,
WE'LL TALK YOUR CRAZIES AND
RAISE YOU TRIPLE CRAZY BY
ELECTING DONALD TRUMP.
THEY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
IT'S TOO SOON TO REJOICE.
BUT WHAT IS THE MEDIA'S
OBSESSION NOW INSTEAD OF THIS?
>> IT RAISED AMONG MANY PEOPLE
THE SPECULATION THOSE
PHOTOGRAPHS MIGHT BE INTIMATE
PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES, AND I'LL HOPE
AS YOU CONJURE AN IMAGE OF THAT
I URGE YOU NOT TO FLOIP YOUR
MOUTH.
>> IF THERE ARE NAKED PICTURES
OF DONALD TRUMP, THEY CAN GO, GO
AHEAD AND STAY HUSHED.
GREG: TALK ABOUT BODY SHAPING.
AFTER A CERTAIN AGE WE ARE ALL
OLD AND WEIRD WITHOUT OUR
CLOTHES ON.
THAT'S WHY I DON'T OWN A MIRROR.
THE HUMAN BODY IS NOT DESIGNED
FOR WEAR AND TEAR.
BUT THIS STORMY STORY IS NOT
STICKING WITH THE PEOPLE, JUST
THE MEDIA.
WHY, WE KNOW DONALD.
DONALD KNOWS DONALD.
EVEN HE SAYS HE'S NO ROLE MODEL.
FINDING OUT DONALD TRUMP SLEPT
WITH A FILM STAR IS LIKE FINDING
OUT MIKE PENCE DIDN'T.
A MAN ATTRACTED TO PORN STARS?
WELCOME TO BIOLOGY.
I CAN SEE IT NOW, STORMY
DANIELS, CNN CONTRIBUTOR.
THEY SPENT DAYS ON THE CHINESE
PRESIDENT HAVING A JOB FOR LIFE.
>> THE PRESIDENT SEEMS TO
APPROVE OF THE CHINESE PRESIDENT
HAVING A JOB FOR LOUVRE AND THE
PRESIDENT SEEMS TO BE SUGGESTING
HE TOO WOULD LIKE TO BE A
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE.
WE DON'T KNOW IF HE'S MAKING A
JOKE OR REALLY MEANS IT.
GREG: COME ON, YOU KNOW HE'S
KIDDING.
UNEMPLOYMENT DIPPED TO ITS
LOWEST IN 50 YEARS.
OR MAYBE YOU DON'T THINK HE'S
KIDDING.
MAYBE YOU THINK HE'S DEAD
SERIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING HE
SAYS.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED THIS.
>> DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE
UNDERSTANDING BASIC HUMOR.
>> HE'S A GREAT GENERAL.
HE'S NOW A GREAT GENERAL.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
HE JUST PRAISED THE CHINESE
PRESIDENT FOR GETTING RID OF
TERM LIMITS AND HE SAID WE
SHOULD, TOO.
>> YOU SHOULD TRY LAUGH IT OFF.
SOUND DANGEROUS IT'S A SPRAY YOU
APPLY TO THE FACE AND IT
PENETRATES TO YOUR BRAUN TO HELP
YOU UNDERSTAND WHEN THE
PRESIDENT IS AND ISN'T JOKING.
YOU CAN PRESERVE YOUR SANITY.
THANKS, LAUGH IT OFF.
I GUESS.
>> DO YOU BELIEVE NORTH KOREA'S
WILLINGNESS TO TALK IS SINCERE?
AND TO WHAT DO YOU OWE THIS
RECENT WILLINGNESS TO TALK?
>> DON'T WORRY, MR. PRESIDENT, I
GET.
THANKS, LAUGH IT OFF.
TRY LAUGH IT OFF TODAY.
YOU CAN GO FROM THIS TO THIS.
GREG: LET US WELCOME TONIGHT'S
GUEST.
DOCTOR, DOCTOR, GIVE US THE
NEWS.
DR. DREW PINSKY.
AND LIKE A LOAF OF FRENCH BREAD,
LAUREN SAVON.
AND HER FAST IT COLOR IS.
NATIONAL REVIEW REPORTER
KATHERINE TIMPF.
MY SIDEKICK TYRUS.
LET'S GO TO THE EXPERT, THE
DOCTOR.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY THEORY
BY PRETENDING TO BE
UNPREDICTABLE, MAYBE NOT
PRETENDING.
ACTUALLY BEING UNPREDICTABLE, IT
>> I JUST THINK TRUMP IS VERY
PREDICTABLE IN BEING
UNPREDICTABLE.
HE ALWAYS TAKES THESE EXTREME
SCARY POINTS OF VIEW, CREATES
CHAOS, THRIVES ON IT, THEN HE
DRIVES BACK TO WHERE HE WANTS TO
GO.
USING GAME THEORY.
BUT HE SAYS VERY, VERY SCARY
THINGS AND GOES TO EXTREMES WHEN
YOU THINK HE'S LOSING HIS MIND
AND HE REELS IT BACK TO
SOMETHING WHERE YOU ARE HAPPY.
GREG: GAME THEORY MEANS LOOKING
AT EGG LIKE IT'S A GAME?
>> NO, IT'S A LITTLE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
GREG: OKAY, LAUREN.
YOU HAVE GOT TO KIND OF ADMIT,
HE'S PUTTING THE SQUEEZE ON
NORTH KOREA.
THE GUY COULD BE FULL OF CRAP,
THE NORTH KOREAN DICTATOR.
>> SHE KNOWS SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS
HIM.
>> A FRIEND WENT TO SCHOOL WITH
KIM JONG-UN.
GREG: IS HE A RATIONAL HUMAN
BEING?
>> HE WAS A KID IN SCHOOL, HE
PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, DIDN'T HAVE
A LOT OF FRIENDS AND GRUNTED A
LOT.
>> HE'S ONE OF THOSE KIDS
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, WITHDRAWN.
BUT IT'S GOING TO BE A
ONE-ON-ONE NEGOTIATION BETWEEN
THOSE TWO.
>> BY THE WAY, HE SEES THE GLASS
HALF FULL WITH THIS SITUATION.
THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A [BLEEP]
CONTEST WITHIN 0 MINUTES.
WE KNOW THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
GREG: I DON'T THINK THAT'S A
PROBLEM.
KAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS ELEVATES
THE KIM'S STATURE IN THE WORLD
BY HAVING A WORLD LEADER MEET.
IS THAT A REALLY BAD THING, BUT
IT'S SOMETHING THAT HAS TO
HAPPEN?
KAT: I WAS NOT ABOUT THE TALK OF
A PREEMPTIVE NUCLEAR TRIKE.
SO I AM GOING TO BE FOR THE TALK
ABOUT TALKING.
BUT IT'S THE BEST WAY TO GO.
BUT I HAVE SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE
AGAINST THE TALK OF NUCLEAR WAR.
THIS WILL BE A DISASTER WHO ARE
NOW SAYING I'M AGAINST THIS
TALKING, THIS IS GOING TO BE A
DISASTER.
YOU JUST WANT TO BE AGAINST
WHATEVER DONALD TRUMP IS DOING,
YOU ARE NOT REALLY AGAINST NORTH
KOREA.
IF IT HAPPENS I WOULD.
GREG: TYRUS, KIND OF MIKE
PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS.
YOU HAVE GOT THE LITTLE CARRY
GUY, AND THE BIG HULKING GUY.
>> LET'S SAY THEY MEET AND
DONALD TRUMP DENUCLEARIZES NORTH
KOREA.
SO HE GETS THE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE, RIGHT?