In New York status is everything to a certain group of people.
Education, appearance, events where you are, who you are with
does say a lot.
My husband is Simon van Kampen.
OK we are so close.
Sometimes it can seem like where?
One person in two bodies almost.
I have a delivery for Jill Smith and it's a message.
It's not an actual thing.
It is a statement.
Give it to me. Ask me.
No, no, no.
She said she give it to Jill.
You know what? She's the.
She's the messenger.
Messenger?
the messenger.
No, you can shoot the messenger to deliver a story that I had.
Let's go.
Let's go with that message.
This is not a toast.
I'll get a hold.
Hold on.
She has a match.
Where's your car?
I swear to god, I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
Driver she wants to give me a message.
I'm so uncomfortable.
I had intended this to be a good activity, but I'd started.
And once it started, there was no going back.
And all of a sudden, people were talking and I was speaking,
and no one was listening.
When I got to my shower, I get red.
Yes I fully admit I'm fully confident
that I have that I shouldn't.
OK Where's that creep?
I'm thinking of myself.
Just say it already.
Say it, Alex. I mean, just get it out.
I mean, it's so hard for you to be with her
because she doesn't communicate.
She's always like, I could see the smokestacks burning,
but nothing's come out of her mouth.
I just see her burn out in hives, huge block tops,
because she wants to say something
that obviously isn't very nice.
Can't get the words out.
Let's see the message.
OK get it first.
You can have a little bit.
All right.
What say?
The message is they're going to be angry with her.
That happens from now on.
Are we ready?
Yes, we need it.
Beth told me to tell her the message,
and I'm like, say it, say it.
Say it in about two seconds.
That's great.
You'll need it soon.
OK all right.
The message from Bethany, Jill, is
that you are done and never wants to see
you ever again or talk to you.
I don't like that.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm not in the fourth grade.
She might as well have thrown a drink in my face.
Why? why would she say that?
Delivering the message?
Why would she say that?
Alex, did you?
She's hormonal, right at you.
Wow hormonal?
I would have deleted the message when I first heard it.
Heart started to race.
I was embarrassed.
It was just horrible what Alex have to gain by delivering such
a mean and horrible message to me and embarrassing
and humiliating me.
And of girlfriends, if you want.
She wants to deliver it.
She heard it.
Anyway, we got to go. We're getting it.
We're going to.
We're going to get them from the stash.
Yeah, get it flipped.
Wow didn't you run it by him first?
No, I didn't.
Why not?
Because it was not for him.
We're going to go get our puppy.
Welcome by.
OK bye.
Kelly creepy.
Wow, that was me.
All right, I'll see you later.
That was really mad.
She shouldn't have.
That changed the tone of the evening.
They don't have anything until 8:00 or 8:30.
But I got. Let's go to the map.
Give a message.
Give it one on one to Jill.
Don't embarrass her in front of all these people.
Well, let's broke out in two ways.
She broke out.
He broke out in hives on her chest with this news.
How you got that off?
Why would you even have to say that one?
Do you feel better now that you got that off your
to do this for her changes?
Whatever relationship I have or don't have with Jill,
I know that.
And I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know it.
I was being nice by telling you that my father was you, Ted.
You talk all the time.
Now it's your turn to listen.
Don't excuse me.
Don't you ever talk to me like that.
With that tone of voice, leave.
No excuse me.
I have to say that.
Oh, no, no, no, no. Go ahead.
Say, for two years.
For two years, you talk and you never listen.
I want to talk right now.
It is my turn to talk.
I have.
Great I will. You know what?
You texted me this afternoon.
It was the first time I had heard
from you since Ramona's party.
And I didn't expect to hear from you.
I'm going to sit and that I was being nice
and sharing with everybody. Excuse me, Jill.
Excuse me, Jill.
You sit over there, you'll feel me.
Yes if I can't listen, I can't believe it.
Look at this drama.
She's mediating at your party.
I am apologizing this morning. Have one.
Excuse me.
Jill, you are so good at pretending you're nice.
You're doing it right now.
You're smiling.
But the first text message I get from you is.
Oh, do you hear Bethany's father died?
Yeah I thought I was doing you a favor by letting
everybody know I'm actually on the newswire.
Can you stop talking for a second?
I have things to say to you.
I don't want to hear what you think
is wrong with my children.
I don't want to hear what you think is wrong with my house.
I don't want to hear what you think
is wrong with my husband and you relentlessly, not me,
that we can't be friends because that's how I am as friends.
You hear that?
You are not even letting me get a word in edgewise, honestly.
Oh, it's fine, I guess.
You know what you haven't really said to me?
That's new.
You are in high school, you are a mean girl
and you are in high school.
And while you are in high school,
I am in Brooklyn trying to survive
in this economy working.
Excuse me.
I am a working mom.
I don't have time.
Let's just leave it at this.
You're a better person than I am.
And let's just say I am sorry.
It makes you sick.
And I don't want to make you sick,
so we just won't be in the same social circle anymore.
We'll just cut it.
And that's OK.
I think you get it.
I don't know what else.
What do you want me to do?
What would you like me to do?
Throw myself out the window?
You're a wolf in sheep's clothing.
I am a big, bad wolf.
That's right, Alex.
That's how I meant it.
And I am sick of that.
That is an attitude that I don't want in my life.
Shouldn't be in the same circle of friends.
Cheers Cheers to the end of the gossip tonight.
Bye what can I say?
She's living.
Because you ruined my tattoo.
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry about you two.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
Because you're being weird.
People are not going to want to hang out with you.
They're going to be weird. Like, I am not being.
I don't want to hang out with you.
You ruined my tattoo.
I'm sorry about your tattoo.
You're weird.
It's not normal behavior.
I'm sorry about your tattoo.
Genuinely, not about my tattoo.
It's about the whole thing.
It was about your tattoo.
And I'm sorry.
You know who needs you right now, ramona?
Not my tattoo.
It's weird.
It's just weird.
The hell are you talking about, kelly?
Is it weird?
That's ridiculous.
Alex mccord?
No excuse me.
I was having a genuine reaction to what I have been feeling,
what I have been seeing from Luann
and what I've been seeing from Ramona.
And you know what?
I felt really bad today because you weren't bad at that.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
I wasn't trying to get Jill and Ramona
back together because Jill and I had a great coming
back to reality moment.
And I'm sorry.
Yes, I know.
I realize that.
Thank you.
OK well, just hold on.
Just close your eyes. Let me finish.
Close your eyes. Let me finish.
And then I'll close my eyes.
Close your eyes first. I'll make you a deal.
OK? all right.
Close my eyes and talk.
OK?
OK, good.
I open your eyes.
I wait.
I had hoped that Jill and Ramona would be able to come together.
I also feel that everything that has been coming out
of her mouth, whether it's about Ramona or to Ramona, is a dig.
And yes, I've just blown up.
I've just completely blown up.
But I was angry.
You don't need to me.
OK? but you don't need to be sorry about that.
No, no, no.
Because you're not angry.
I am sad.
You're not angry.
You're sad.
I said no.
You're not angry. It can be both.
But you're not angry right now.
You're actually sad and you're trying to create
calm in a chaotic situation.
But sometimes, Alex, it's better to just
observe and not participate.
You came after me in the house.
I was sitting there having a lovely moment with the ladies.
And you came in and you're Herman Munster
shoes, Luis Vuitton shoes.
You know, even Luis Vuitton makes mistakes.
That is so rude.
Well, you know, you know, just because you have this,
I don't know, this is why I've never approached you before.
This is it.
Luanne behaved as though she thought I had invited
her to coffee, to apologize to.
To prostrate myself and kiss her ring.
I didn't know it was possible to be that delusional.
You're getting your nose in the middle of Ramona
and I's business, and it's really not.
What I am discussing with you is your response to me.
And that is actually.
Yes my response to you was were being yeah,
you were being ridiculous and you were being rude.
So guess what?
I dismissed you.
That's from embarrassing yourself
further that I don't tolerate that type of behavior.
Lou-ann now, you know what, alex?
Anyone else know what? Alex?
would you like to go?
I think it's probably a good idea.
And, you know, don't take this literally.
But don't forget what happens to the messenger, OK?
Get a life.
I'm not sending a message to anyone except from me.
To you, my dear.
Thanks Bye.
I have nothing against Alex.
But if you're going to invite me for coffee
and make a stab at trying to be my friend,
at least have something valuable and make it worth my while.
And this was not.