- Would you floss your teeth with used floss?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good mythical morning.
- Now would you rather is just a frivolous exercise
in hypotheticals, unless you're willing to put
your money where your rathers are.
We've done this before,
we're going to do it again,
putting your would you rather choices into action.
It's time for you choose, we lose
extreme would you rather challenge.
- Here's how this is going to work.
We ask you mythical beast
a bunch of would you rather questions,
and over 30,000 of you responded.
Now we're going to take turns guessing
what the majority of you said
you would rather do in any given situation.
If you get it wrong when it's your turn
you have to do the thing that the mythical beast
said they did not want to do.
If you're right, I have to do that thing
that they did not want to do.
- Correct.
- Either way, in each round someone
is going to have to do the least popular option.
- And sometimes these get pretty gross.
- I don't want to talk about
the momma bird, baby bird thing from last time.
- [Rhett] I'm blocking it out.
- One of the worst things
that ever happened to me or you I think on this show.
Maybe not.
- It wasn't bad for me.
- It was really, I hope it wasn't good for you.
- It wasn't good for me.
I was indifferent to it.
- You're taller so I'm going to ask you the first one.
- [Announcer] Round one.
- We asked you mythical beast,
would you rather do jumping jacks in wet jeans,
or poor wet Apple Jacks into your jeans?
So Rhett, what do you think they rather do?
- Well, I'd like to think of the--
- Jumping jacks in wet jeans.
- The mythical beast as an active bunch, you know.
Given the option to exercise they would take that,
and also, you're jeans are going to get wet either way
but in one scenario you have food in there.
In the other scenario they're just wet.
So I think it's pretty--
- But it's cereal, which is pretty great.
- But you can't eat it from your pants.
I mean you can.
- I have.
- [Rhett] But you probably shouldn't.
- I do.
Wherever it's at I'll eat it.
- I think they would rather do jumping jacks in wet pants.
- Now I'll say I do not know this answer.
We're going to find out together right now.
So what is the answer.
(ding)
- Yes!
- Okay , so the majority of people
wanted to do jumping jacks in wet jeans.
You were correct, which means I have to poor
wet Apple Jacks into my pants.
- And you just acted like this would be a great thing.
So just do it.
- That's good.
The cinnamoniness is always a surprise and pleasant.
- Well put the cinnamoniness in your pants.
And then tell me how it is.
How are you going to go about this?
You're jeans are so tight.
There's no room for Apple Jacks in there.
- I mean if I was going to, shoot
(audience laughing)
- Do you need help?
- Man these jeans are kind of tight.
- You don't have to go in the underwear, just the jeans.
- Oh goodness.
(audience laughing)
Oh!
(audience laughing)
Oh!
- You didn't have to do the front.
I mean, your spoon it going in too.
Just put it down in there.
Oh gosh.
- Hey man, these are mine.
(audience clapping and laughing)
Boy it's cold too.
- Okay, you look like you are enjoying that weirdly.
- You want some?
- No I don't want any.
Moving along to a question for you Link.
- [Announcer] Round two.
We asked the mythical beast.
- That was refreshing.
- Would you rather french kiss a mannequin
with a sardine tongue or
get slapped with a cow tongue by a Frenchman in Kiss makeup?
- What?
- Would you rather french kiss a mannequin
with a sardine tongue or
get slapped with a cow tongue by a Frenchman in Kiss makeup?
- I mean I've been slapped by a number
of nasty thing on the show, including your hand,
but I slapped you back.
- You did.
- [Link] And then you slapped me back.
- It was unpleasant.
- I don't like the idea of having an intimate relationship
with a sardine.
- Yeah, one is intimate, one is violent.
- So I would rather get slapped,
but mythical beast,
I think you would agree with me,
so my answer is get slapped with a cow tongue
by a Frenchman in Kiss makeup.
Who cares who's slapping me.
- Let's find out.
(ding)
You were correct.
- Yes.
- 82% said they would like that to happen.
- Clear winner.
- Which means that I'm going to have to make out
with a mannequin with a sardine tongue.
- And you can look at my wet crotch while you're doing it.
(audience laughing)
- Do I put the whole tongue in my mouth?
I'm afraid it will stab me.
- At some point I just want there, there you go.
Talk to it some too.
- Goshes.
(audience laughing)
Baby your tongues so long can you?
Baby I'm going fold you tongue up on itself.
- Oh I can't watch this.
Oh!
- Baby, it's such a small face.
- Oh my gosh.
That experience just dried up my britches.
Nope I thought it might though.
(audience laughing)
- Oh ask me a question.
- [Announcer] Round three.
- Okay, here's the next question
we asked you mythical beast.
Would you rather floss with used dental floss
or blow your nose with a used tissue?
What did the mythical beast prefer?
- First of all both of these are repulsive to me.
I'm not much of a germaphobe but the stuff
like when you haven't flossed in a while
and you start flossing and then you smell it and it stinks.
- Uh, no.
- Yes, that's what happens man.
There's stuff that's stuck in there.
That's nasty, nasty stuff.
- I don't smell it off the wire.
I smell it off the mirror.
- You use a wire?
- You don't floss with a wire?
- I use string.
- Oh well you know what I mean.
- But the thing is that's taking something
from somebody else's face
and putting it into your mouth.
Where as blowing, you're just blowing.
You're getting something that's already out
of somebody else's face.
You know what I'm saying?
- No.
- I'm not stuffing their boogers back in my nose.
I'm blowing into something that's got their boogers on it.
That's different than taking something
from their mouth and putting it in to my mouth.
- But which is--
- Maybe I'm overthinking it.
- Well which is more contagious?
I think that's a factor.
Or is it?
- They're both pretty bad.
- I think the blow in the nose is more contagious.
- The floss is grosser,
but I think more of the mythical beasts
would have gone with blow your nose.
I'm going to say they would rather blow their nose
with a used tissue.
- But you would have chosen the opposite?
- Yeah, but I'm going against--
- Okay, let's find out.
(ding)
The majority of mythical beast, almost 70%
would rather blow their nose.
So you are correct again.
We know you.
Oh dang it.
- So now I'm going to floss
and then I'm going to share it with you.
- Seriously?
- And I have not flossed in weeks.
- Hold on, can I pick which slot that you're flossing?
- Well I'm not picking one, I'm picking multiple.
I'm going to run around.
- Not every slot.
Come one, stop, stop.
Stop dude, hey.
(audience laughing)
Hey, hey.
Stop, what's your problem?
You're going to be bleeding.
- Now listen you've got to use the same spot
so I'll just hold it for you.
Also it smells like sardines.
(audience laughing)
- God, I know you just french kissed a sardine tongue.
- Here, I'll do it.
- I don't need you to floss me.
- But I want it to be the same exact spot
that went into my teeth.
(audience laughing)
- Why?
- Open wide.
- Why is this always worse for me?
You seem like you like the sardine you twisted fool.
- Oh man my breath smells horrible.
(audience laughing)
let me give it to you.
- Hold on I can't, I don't know.
- Hey act like your at the dentist.
What do you do at the dentist, close your eyes,
open your mouth.
- Are you going the bottoms?
Go with the bottoms.
- Why?
The top ones are closer to your eyes or something?
What is it?
- So they can see that you're really doing it.
Okay, here we go.
- Ow.
- How's that, man you've got some tight molars.
- Ow!
- Getting way back there.
(Link gagging)
- Come on man.
(Link gagging)
That's just the thought of it.
- So wrong.
- Plus you put your fist half way down my throat.
- Is that what made you choke.
- My gag reflex, man.
I have teeth in the front of my face.
You had to go for the wisdom teeth.
- I didn't know if I could work into those.
- I still have my wisdom teeth.
- [Announcer] Round four.
- Okay, all right, here's your next question Link.
Would you rather lick peach jam off your friend's armpit.
I'm your friend.
Or suck on a peach pit covered in your friends toe jam?
I'm your friend.
It's my toe jam.
- But the mythical beast friends are not yours
so their friend's toe jam or armpit?
- And if you get it right then I have to do the thing
and then it becomes your armpit and your toe jam.
- Man, either putting the whole pit in your mouth
and just holding it there like a jaw breaker.
Or just licking a hairy armpit.
This is tough, dang.
- I've been using natural deodorant lately.
Meaning I haven't really been using deodorant.
(audience laughing)
- But the toe jam is like,
and your foot, like you put powders down there.
Because there's something that you're trying to kill.
- No I killed it.
I killed it like five years ago.
It's dead.
- So is there powder?
- I did go to a public gym yesterday.
I have not showered my feet since.
- Did you wear flip flops?
- No I forgot them.
I probably have mrsa on my feet right now.
(audience laughing)
- I think this one is going to be so even.
- Okay well then do a wild guess.
- I'm trying to tap into the brains of the
mythical beast beehive.
The mind hive.
I'm just going to go with my own instincts here.
- Okay, I think that's good.
- I think I would rather lick the armpit.
- Okay, so you think it's better to like armpits.
- So that's my answer, lick the armpits.
- Let's see what they said.
Oh you were way right, by 92%.
- Yes, by 92%.
- It wasn't even close.
- I thought it was going to be 50, 50.
- That means I got to get a,
take a peach pit put it in your toe jam on it
and I'm going to suck on it.
- All right and my feet are clean.
- You haven't been to a public gym with mrsa recently.
- Except for the milk that's run down my leg
and is now coding my foot.
(audience laughing)
- I mean but feet in general.
- Look at.
- You telling me you wash your feet every time you shower?
I just let all the things wash by feet.
Everything that I wash off of me
goes over my feet.
So it feel redundant to wash them.
- I'm flossing the.
- And I got a lot of height, so
there's a lot of speed when that water hits my feet.
Basically it's like power washing my feet.
Me just showering in all the speed
that the, oh gosh.
That the water gets.
Oh man, you're really cleaning up aren't you?
(audience laughing)
- It actually feels good.
- [Rhett] Okay give me the peach pit.
- It's slimy.
- Okay give it to me.
- Let me give it one more go over here.
You ready for it.
- You're toes are so clean.
- Ready for it, here it is.
(audience laughing)
- Oh!
Jostle it around.
(audience laughing)
now present it to me on your tongue like, "Hey."
- Oh.
(audience laughing)
- Oh put it back in.
I think I need to get more toe jam
- No, that's not how it works.
- Look at my wet crotch.
- Taste kind of nice.
(audience laughing)
Taste kind of nice.
Taste like a french cheese.
- Mythical beasts, we know you.
And I don't know if we like you anymore.
- It wasn't that bad.
I'm not going to put it.
I'm going to throw it over here.
- Keep it, keep it as a memento.
Wear it as a necklace.
- Thanks for all of you who participated
and answering those questions
and putting us through his misery.
- Next up, we show you a genius invention
that's going to help you pee, so keep watching.
Get a Book of Mythicality that we both have touched.
- [Rhett] We'll prove it.
If you buy one at mythical.store
we'll autograph the book with our names.
- [Link] Promise.