a couple folks sent me some some sim cast submissions i want to try to bring
them on the screen because sarah you had a very impressive submission i had a yeah that was a lot
like you came at the gate i was like you know who knows yeah it's something that's wrong i
did every time i tell people that that happened they're like seriously and i'm like yeah i have
that essay to prove it right exactly what happened someone sent sarah an essay yes set this up sorry
okay i'm finding this i'll explain the story so like someone had messaged me on twitter and
was like hey i want to be your pig like you know let me send you money generally they're like not
legit but i always just reply and i'm like okay send a hundred dollars to my cash up whatever
and he like actually sent it and i was like oh okay and i'm not like a dom like i don't know how
to like control men or like tell a man what to do that's like not my thing so he's like you should
make me do stuff for you like can i write an essay can i do can i cook you dinner and i'm like okay
and i was like i don't know what to say i was like write a 1 000 page yeah a thousand
word essay about why i'm better than ron paul and like he actually did it and then
the next day said the same thing and i again didn't know what to say i was like okay this time
write a one about how i'm better than ron desantis so i got two essays in the same weekend what about
why i'm better than ron paul one about ryan better than rhonda santos from two different people
look at that excellent and paragraphing double spaced and everything and everything yeah it was
great so before i start reading this i am going to bring in um our finer uh final simp gal uh also a
youtube gaming icon um one of my favorite i think internet trolls i mean that in the kindest best
way possible brittany venti what's up girl hi britney is back she had a lot of strong uh simp
entries the last time we got together so let's get it's we got a lot we got a lot here tonight i'm
very excited to share all these sim stories so i'm gonna begin reading this crazy ass email okay here
we go uh the perfection incarnate why sarah is better than ron paul like that's quite the title
this is already amazing he really gave the preview of what this is going to be about like a wedding
invitation i love it like i'm actually convinced i'm better than ron paul after this essay so
wow so he gets an a yeah okay definitely and like and just tell me like interrupt if i should
skip over anything because i mean i honestly haven't read it in a while but yeah you can just
like when did you get this this was the day that i launched my patreon so this was like
uh my birthday like yeah this is my birthday they were sending me money for my birthday too so that
was that was a good weekend for me oh my gosh okay can you guys hear me yes yes i'm sounding great
i was gonna say chrissy had me hostage in the green screen room
i know i i was holding you in the green room okay okay here we go perfection incarnate
why sarah is better than ron paul throughout history there have been many great thinkers
that have forwarded the cause of liberty from john locke to milton friedman there have been countless
men who have promoted freedom from government tyranny the most notable man in recent times is
without question ron paul a hero by any reasonable standard uh paul managed to spread his ideas to
hundreds of thousands if not millions throughout his presidential runs his message helped change
today's political landscape i want to skip to the part where he's talking about you okay
yeah yeah his accomplishments might be great this paper has expressed the goal of proving that sarah
the liberty thought is even better than him the following will lay out in great detail why she's
so much better and give what the author believes to be an overwhelming compelling argument as to
why she deserves deserves the respect of every liberty leaning individual i mean i think you
can have he's this is a bold claim he's making okay the whole thing's quite bold um and then
he goes on to say like you know you should get extra you should get extra credit from you know
throughout time women have been trained at a young age to not take themselves seriously i
don't know if i was trained i don't know if women are trained that's quite true i love this is very
much from like the perspective of a man like women are trained at a young age to not take themselves
seriously us men don't take you seriously and that's because of all that training um
yeah this is immoral and wrong this must mean that it takes extra courage for a woman to speak out um
talking about libertarianism it's a boys club this means only women with the highest integrity and
intellect would speak up in defense of liberty i guess that's true because all of us are kind
of in this i think the podcast and sort of like libertarian world is is more guys than girls yeah
yeah okay i want to get to the point where he starts calling you goddess because that's when
i started to heat up okay it's a boys club but a woman uh but a woman incredible beauty such as
sarah doesn't have to gain the approval of men a woman like her could have everything handed
to her and rightfully deserves it yet she still takes the unbeaten path my dick no ah goddess
goddess sarah defends freedom and liberty because of her overwhelming virtue this is something truly
spectacular not only is she an advocate of a just cause but she possesses a divine feminine power
and embraces it this is where it gets good just tonight she drained the author of this paper's
bank account of 250 dollars so it was i hope it wasn't his last 250 dollars i i think it might be
and he used his last 25 cents to write this email okay she embraces her rightful place uh as a ruler
over a pathetic virgin beta sims like this author and she knows her rightful place is
sharing her wisdom on political party she is the full package it continues uh when men like okay
wait this is funny okay when men like ron paul are heroic in their own right the only
beings deserving a true worship are women the woman is naturally superior to the beta male
this is proven by his innate uncontrollable desire to serve his female superiors so then a woman who
picks up the torch of liberty and carries on that heroic fight is to be exalted on the highest level
she should be worshipped above all else a woman such as goddess sarah is of such high value that
her entire life should be bankrolled by inferior men such as this author wow she
should never work a day in her life her existence should be an endless vacation to exotic resorts
what are we doing why are we not doing that right now and i've had people ask me to do this and i'm
so i just can't figure it out and i'm just like you deserve that like i'm totally the opposite
like i can't i'm like you have to like exhaust feel bad at all about taking their money or
it's never gonna work yeah i can't accept it i am embracing it so fascinated by you sarah okay okay
uh er existence should be endless vacation to exotic resorts paid for by the harvard
pathetic sims it would be their highest honor to simply pay for her pedicure
her divine feminine allure carries great influence on the culture she had the power to mold minds and
awaken an individual spirit within the hearts of those who gaze upon her she sits upon her throne
in her infinite wisdom so then let your freedom be her freedom as a beta male work your job knowing
you will be giving up 10 of your income to god is sarah it is a tax a lot to fund a just cause
the cause of spreading liberty sounds like he wants to spread a little bit more than liberty
right you know i think i think that men should just not talk and instead dispense money
i mean a girl can dream 10 isn't that what they say you should be giving to your church yeah
is that how much you're supposed to give to church holy [ __ ] yeah good thing i because
i'm technically the goddess so yeah i didn't read all these words though like this is a lot of words
yeah like the sentencing was quicker and to the point right but like he wanted to do something
for me like he wants to he could by shutting the [ __ ] up right engaging himself honestly the main
reason that i did it was more to like post on twitter and like have my followers entertained
i didn't really funny read this essay for myself but like yeah people enjoyed it so
does he also like to be humiliated publicly that's a big thing too yeah
but i never i never tagged him in this because he just didn't deserve it
he deactivated his account yeah i actually think he might have just messaged me again
but we'll see i hope he's watching if he's a true simpson he probably is watching that's
why i don't want to talk about it too much because he hasn't sent me money yet
i want to get to this because this is a compliment for from guillaume quintal simp
power activate did you lose weight beautiful hmm i hope you're talking to all of us actually
from crash mondo simpin ain't easy
i think simping is pretty easy it's pretty easy
who knows to shut up and dispense money it's really not that hard guys i love jobs for kyle a
pineapple seems like one of the least comfortable produce items to introduce onto the swinger scene
totally yeah i would think the banana would be the the go-to yeah do you like the cucumber yes
yes exactly from robot sean i i would for you girls anytime especially chrissy not that you
not that you girl girls are not lovely in your own right but christy makes me
laugh and that's an a plus in my book thank you as it should be greeting me so highly um okay i
want to make sure i get this before i miss any other ones from crash mondo i stand corrected
okay i want to make sure i'm not missing any gems from this um essay here first of all i'm already
so jealous i know i'm one and a half pages into this but it's like i have not i haven't had a man
pay for [ __ ] for me since my dad like since i was an actual dependent so i i feel like
like opening up other than a birthday you know other than like obligated gift-giving time not you
know not just like a i don't know i'm seething in jealousy okay uh talking about spreading spreading
libertarian ideals he's he is very happy referring to himself as beta male over and over again
uh praising her personally goddess sarah you possess the inner and outer beauty which inspires
the painter to paint the musician to write the most beautiful song and the architect to erect
the highest skyscraper to how many architects do you think you talk to on a given basis
so then let your beauty and power reign over every beta male you encounter
use them to your liking give them purpose by controlling their every thought word and
action take their money time and energy humiliate these sims for your amusement you are greater than
aristotle john locke ron paul and any other many who have ever lived you are so much more you are
a woman and you are a free thinker you are you are so much despite the fact that you could
get away with simply being pretty you are cur courageous despite the fact that the world would
tell you your opinions matter less than those of a man's no it sounds like you're just saying that
you are this author's world his inspiration his goddess you are you are perfection incarnate uh
and god oh this is another one is this the same guy or is this this a difference that
was a different guy so i because like it all happened so fast in the same weekend and i had
like never done finding before so i'm just like okay you're going to want to worry about rhonda
santa's i was just going to go through all the politicians like all the ron's
all the people that yeah all the semi-based politicians which isn't a lot of them but
i i wish there was a better way for me to like zoom this um essay out um okay this is so funny
my essay on why goddess liberty thought is better than ron desantis my perfect and amazing goddess
is better than rhonda sandus one because she is the most amazing dominant incredible woman
to ever exist because her political stances and opinions are much stronger and more consistent
liberty thought knows how to lead and take command she is a powerful and persuasive leader
she knows him to be in charge and can handle any problem that comes her way this is more
just like compliments rather than like uh i want to guess i want to get something sexual out here
your goddess among us i guess that's a goddess thing is like common among the
the goddess thing is like really popular and they're always like what should i call you and i
was just going off what the other dude called me i was like all right we're going to go with goddess
i literally had no idea what i was doing but i think i did pretty good for never doing finding
before i was like yeah and then i'm ignorant what is fandom uh financial domination so it's
like where you get men to just like send you money like pay pigs a lot of them like to be bullied or
i love her facial reaction that like oh okay this is a normal reality to live on
i love being on the same planet as these people see i'm gonna i'm gonna see if there's anything
sexual in here that i'm missing um do do do every single male should be worshiping liberty thought
she should be used as the textbook example of what true beauty brains this is too respectful i'm like
i want to skim through this this is just yeah this is your standard you're unstoppable this is
this is like this person's really gassing you up uh yeah well he had a thousand words to do
so you got to put right here you gotta fluff it up oh that's true that's true
yeah it's like this is a real this is like you're gonna feel like you are back in high school
i'm giving you like oh it's like the entrance did you memorize any of them like your grammar
is wrong you spelled this wrong um i i was like super drunk at a festival all that weekend so i'm
pretty sure i was just like these are great like just send more money i need drinks it was amazing
i was like i'm not trying to bully you guys that much i'm trying to like go
to this music festival but i'm sorry if you explained this already sarah how did you meet
these guys they just slide in your dms on twitter i have my dms on which is a fun time but um i
want to say money or they want to be a pig i'll just be like okay send a 100 deposit to my cash
app and if they don't instantly send it you just block them because they're just not being serious
but if they're serious they'll send it right away and yeah they just i don't know they just find
you on twitter i don't know how you're gonna top these two as the first two out of the gate i can't
because i'm not even really like on yeah i feel bad for the next few guys that don't measure up
you