[laughing]
I'm Dr. Legaze. I think I know acting
and have a doctorate in stinky produce.
[laughing]
Okay. Okay. Guess who I am.
I'm Mr. Calvin and I'm so old I poop in dust.
Oops, I just dusted in my pants.
[laughing]
Francis, you do Coach John.
You guys are playing with fire. You could get busted.
You could end up in detention.
Dude, I have my own desk in detention.
I am Coach John and I have a flower on my head.
[unintelligible] flower on my head.
Ha. Sick burn, buddy.
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. My turn. My turn.
I'm creature teacher, Mrs. Godfrey.
I hate everybody except Gina. I love Gina.
[laughing]
Think fast, Francis.
[laughing]
[music playing]
[beeping]
[laughing]
Why is everyone staring at us?
Oh, that? Yeah, it's just the cellphone effect.
Yep. We're in another class of cool now, Francis.
Yeah, I'm not feeling coolness vibes.
Yeah, and they're not staring at us.
They're staring at you, Nate.
Well, yeah. I mean, duh, I'm awesome.
[chuckles] Nate and Gina sitting in a tree.
K. I. S. S. I. S. S. I. B. B. I. [laughing]
What in the walking nightmare is he talking about?
[laughing]
Hey, guys, what's so funny?
You mean you haven't seen it?
I love Gina.
I love-
[screaming]
Dee Dee! Over here! This will keep him quiet.
[screaming]
Francis, how could you let this happen?
- Me? - It's your phone.
Hey, I warned you.
I told you the phone was just for emergencies.
Yeah, well, that's what this is, Einstein.
I have to set the record straight and fast.
Three words for you, Nate.
Vi. Ral. Video.
[screeching]
[grunting]
Look, we already did that and look how that turned out.
Exactly. We have to out viral the old viral with a new viral.
Hmm. All set, and action.
[clearing throat]
I, Nate Wright, definitely do not love Gina Hemphill-Toms.
In fact, I hate her guts. I think she's a butt brain
and her breath smells like dragon farts.
[farting noises]
Very convincing, Nate.
Yeah, it's probably because I really hate Gina's guts.
I'm method. You got all that, Dee Dee?
Yep, just send it out into the great wide web.
What happens next is out of our hands.
[music playing]
I love Gina Hemphill-Toms. I love her guts.
I love her brains and she's a love dragon.
That is not what I said.
Francis, how could you let this happen?
Oh, for the love of-
Why, phone?! Why?!
You have to admit the song is super catchy.
I swear it's a true story.
[groaning]
Come out of there, Nate. It's not all that bad.
No.
Come on. Who knows?
Maybe you'll find out that you do love Gina.
[groaning]
Nate, we've got company.
[creaking]
Hey. [gasping]
[thundering]
Oh, hey, Kim.
You, me, Gina, after school.
Huh. What do you think she meant by that?
Oh, yeah, she's going to murder you guys after school.
I thought she was pretty clear.
- W-W-What? - Better warn Gina.
No. Are you crazy? I can't face Gina right now.
Think about it, Nate. If you two are gone,
it'll destroy the delicate balance that is PS-38.
Who will suck up to Mrs. Godfrey, if not Gina?
Who's crazy ideas will we follow if not yours?
We can always follow mine.
I've written most of them down, on my thighs.
Dee Dee's right. I gotta find Gina
before school lets out.
She usually spends her free sixth period
tutoring students in Mrs. Godfrey's room.
Lame.
As do I.
Right. Yeah. [chuckles]
So sorry.