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So when do you think we can tell our families about each other?
Oh, you know... never.
Why is such a great musician playing out here in the alley?
I like the acoustics.
Why is such a... cute girl taking out the trash?
I like the scenery.
It's even better from where I'm standing.
- And we've been hanging out ever since. - Oh!
You have a secret romance with an older boy!
And between feuding families too!
I know but that's why we haven't told anybody about us yet.
You guys are like Romeo and Juliet!
Just act like you don't like each other.
Yeah right! Whenever Joey and I are together,
we can't help but make goo goo eyes at each other.
Well, you better find a way for that goo goo to go go,
'cause Joe Joe just walked in the do do.
- We found our star act for the benefit! - Yeah!
He was singing in the alley to some bird!
- This is not good! - No, this is terrible!
But kinda wonderful...
But terrible but kinda wonderful.
[laughing]
Terrible but wonderful!
Thank you, it's terrible.
What are you guys doing? Joey is not allowed--
I mean, this stinky, low rent pet barber isn't allowed in here.
We're overlooking his obvious flaws and vile family
because he's a great singer.
Yeah, we'll definitely raise enough money to impress those girls!
- And help that duck. - Duck?
- Goose. - Right.
[laughing]
It's all about the goose, isn't it, Joey?
Yeah.
Sometimes I think I could get lost in that goose's eyes forever.
- I think you're the goose. - I know.
[laughing]
Thanks!
Look, I don't care how you feel about that goose,
who feels the same way about you, but this is a terrible idea!
Oh, good, you got my text, look, I just wanted to talk to you about what--
Joey, I get it, I know how you feel about the goose
but you playing in the store is too risky, we could get caught!
But, what do you think?
I hear you, this way we could spend more time together
which would be nice, I know, but is it too dangerous?
You're right, it's gonna be too hard to act like there's nothing going on!
Look, especially when you keep giving me those goo goo eyes!
But I love the goo goo eyes, don't stop giving me the goo goo eyes!
Oh, enough with the goo goo eyes!
Maybe we should just let everyone know that we like each other,
do you think that would change their minds?
I know, it'll be impossible because the Harpers and Montagellis
will never understand, you're right.
- Look, Dawn-- - Then it's agreed!
You'll do the event and we'll keep us a secret, yes?
OK, thank you so much for helping me figure this out,
you always know exactly what to say!
[laughing]
You know what, Charity?
I really like--
[honking]
You too?
[laughing]
- Dawn, we have a problem! - What's wrong?
Faith, Hope and Susan were just in my store
talking about how bummed they are that you and I are hanging out!
I thought we agreed that we weren't gonna tell anyone?
- We did! - Well, I didn't tell anybody, did you?
Of course not, I would never tell--
Oh, no...
How could you do this to us?
And my mom and dad overheard and grounded me
and now I can't leave the store.
I hate to say it but... I guess this is goodbye, Dawn.
Wa-- wait, Joey, no, I--
Look, I dunno how you blabbermouths found out
but because of your loose lips, Joey just broke up with me!
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn!
Joey's not your boyfriend.
That was a lie we made up to keep the girls from falling for him!
Yeah, if you haven't noticed... he's quite the catch.
I know, he was my catch, I caught him!
We were just keeping it a secret
so our feuding families wouldn't break us up!
- Stay outta my business! - Hey!
Why did I get poked twice?
[laughing]
So, what are you gonna tell your parents?
Can we just forget about my family for a moment?
- That's gonna be kinda difficult. - Why?
- Because they're right there. - Dawn?
Why are you holding hands with a... a Montagelli?
Maybe because she wised up
and doesn't wanna be a stinking Harper anymore!
Look, stop, stop, stop, stop!
No more feuding, Dawn and Joey like each other, OK?
But... Dawn is that true?
That should be more important than any childish feud!
Yeah, you're all adults and you should start acting like it!
- Yeah, well he started it! - Tom!
The boys are right.
For the kids sake, we need to call a truce.
Agreed.
- Agreed. - OK.
- Tom. - Oh... fine!
For the kids.
Yes, thank you Mom and Dad.
So, would you guys like to come in for some egg salad?
Oh, Tom!
[honking]
Huh, she could fly.
I guess she didn't wanna hear Dicky sing again.
[laughing]
- I'm gonna miss that crazy duck. - Duck?
[squawking]
- Eagle! - Eagle!
[laughing]
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