- Fuiyoh!
He's tossing so good,
making egg fried rice so fast.
I don't know what going quicker,
his tossing or his hairline?
(upbeat music begins)
Hello, niece and nephew. It's Uncle Roger.
Haven't used the intro for so long,
the niece and nephew miss it.
Today, Uncle Roger gonna review more meme
from Uncle Roger's subReddit.
Go join now if you haven't.
Don't be lame niece and nephew.
Join in the fun for the next meme review video.
Go join now.
I made parody video pretending to be Aunty Helen.
- Hello, niece and nephew.
My name Aunty Helen.
You may have heard of me from Uncle Roger video.
- This video have same production value of hostage video.
Haiyaa. Look at the window, so slanted.
Put your camera properly.
Don't be lazy, straighten your camera.
Haiyaa.
- After seeing Uncle Roger have
video date with Auntie Jenny,
Auntie Helen, have mid-life crisis.
- I like how she have salt lamp in the background.
That is good detail.
All middle aged Asian Auntie have that thing.
- Auntie Helen dye her hair like this.
- Okay. Her hair quite nice.
It have hair color of every BTS member but on one head.
- Hey guys, it's Chanel. I haven't uploaded a YouTube.
- This niece Chanel quite cute.
Niece and nephew, if you want to make Auntie Helen video,
feel free to submit to Uncle Roger subReddit.
And then Uncle Roger will review
and find the best Auntie Helen.
But I have a feeling my favorite Auntie Helen
gonna be Nigella Lawson.
"I met Uncle Roger before he was Uncle Roger.
He so charming fuiyoo!"
This one Nephew Nigel.
Is back when he still do stand up
before pandemic time.
Don't confuse Nephew Nigel with Uncle Roger. Haiyaa.
We two different people.
He not as good as making egg fried rice as Uncle Roger.
"Some fan art for you."
Fuiyoh! This looks so good.
Uncle Roger, think this what heroin look like,
just MSG falling from the sky.
You just open your mouth
and flavor fall down your throat.
Uncle Roger love to deep throat flavor.
(seductive music playing)
Sorry children.
"Uncle Roger's nightmare." Hmmm.
(glass clattering)
(loud cracking)
Eew what he doing?
What he doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
(distorted shouting) No.
Uncle Roger so upset.
I put my leg down from chair.
Is he trying to cook?
This don't look good.
Like Uncle Roger favorite KPOP group TWICE say,
this is an emergency.
♪ This is an emergency ♪
(rice pouring)
Oh my God.
Is this behind the scene of Jamie Oliver kitchen?
What? No, oh, Eew!
Disgusting! He pouring soy, no!
(loudly mashing)
(groans)
(loudly mashing)
That, what? Carrot.
What? Why are you putting all this, no, into the.
You putting all this into saucepan.
Eew! It's raw rice again, like Kay cooking.
(inner screaming)
Is he trying to poison his mother or something?
(smashing)
What the? What?
What just happened?
(distorted smashing)
Is this Kay cooking trying to get revenge on Uncle Roger?
Haiyaa. If niece and nephew keep submitting shit like this
Uncle Roger stop doing meme review.
"It has arrived, fuiyooooh!"
Okay, okay, this is Uncle Roger merch.
Thank you for buying and supporting.
Niece and nephew, if you want my merch
go to unclerogermerch.com
Link in description also.
If you just wear this next time anything bad happen,
you can just point to Uncle Roger saying "Haiyaa."
Express your disappointment,
go buy Uncle Roger merch today.
"Reddit mascot with Uncle Roger."
Okay, this one so cute, but Uncle Roger not white.
And where the belt phone case?
Missing detail.
"Next level fuiyoh ahahahaha"
(hip hop music playing)
Fuiyoh.
This niece so good at her wok skill.
I believe this style of dancing is called wok and roll.
This is what happen
if you don't tell children to stop playing with food.
Uncle Roger wish my wok skill is as good as this.
Than maybe Auntie Helen won't leave.
(sighs)
Okay. "Me after realizing Uncle Roger is a character."
Of course, Uncle Roger is character.
I am played by Daniel Day-Lewis.
This from Instagram.
- [Chef] Right here is my Uncle Ben's ri--
- I see packet rice,
I already know it not gonna end well.
- [Chef] This hack,
you're gonna drop a little egg in her.
We're going two minutes, I know the bags says--
- No, no he microwaved the egg. Oh no!
- [Chef] 90 seconds but we don't really give a fuck.
Dump it into a large bowl and you know--
- Eew what the hell?
(distorted shouting) Hell?
What the hell?
This not rice.
This more like Anti Christ.
I think Little Nas X make video on this recently.
This is shit you see after you perform exorcism.
This don't look like it come from microwave,
this look like it come from another planet.
- [Chef] We're putting a little chili crisp in there.
- No no no no don't, oh. - Black vinegar, rice vinegar,
- He just putting random shit into his terrible rice.
- [Chef] Lastly, a little bit of kimchi.
- [Chef] There you go,
- [Chef] got yourself a delicious little fucking meal.
(goofy music playing)
- (Sighs) I thought this meme review
gonna be light hearted fun.
But niece and nephew make Uncle Roger
put my leg down from chair two time now.
Haiyaa.
"I thought I'd surprise my wife
with MSG for Valentine's day.
She had the same idea."
Fuiyoh! This is so cute.
This is most adorable couple of 2021.
I see you print out picture of Uncle Roger
and give to your wife.
That a bit weird.
Why would you give your wife picture of another man?
Is this nephew cuck?
Just kidding.
You have beautiful marriage.
True love is when husband and wife
do magic white powder together.
"I make caravan man flipping omelet."
Ah, this is Uncle Roger reference from my Aussie men video.
Go check it out if you haven't.
How to play?
(upbeat music playing)
This game not easy.
Look, see?
Ooh ooh. I get, oh no no no.
Haiyaa.
Omelet is dead.
Congrats on murdering the innocent omelet.
This game not bad. Thank you so much.
"I make the worst game."
Niece and nephew, stop playing Minecraft
and play this instead.
"I just had an epiphany.
Air fryer are like rice cooker of white people."
(laughs) Very funny.
And I think it true also.
White people love talking about their air fryer.
And to be honest after Uncle Roger
see so many white people mess up food,
Uncle Roger say, go get air fryer.
Let air fry the food for you so you don't fuck it up.
"Tossing skill, wok hay, ancestor,
equal authentic asian way of cooking."
Fuiyoh!
He's tossing so good.
Making egg fried rice so fast.
I don't know what going quicker,
his tossing or his hairline?
"What in the haiyaa is this?"
What happened here?
"Maybe we should buy rice cooker."
Correct, you should.
How you make rice look like this?
Haiyaa!
You should buy rice cooker yesterday.
How do you make rice look like it have boner?
Haiyaa!
"First is Haijaaa! Now it is Fuuiyooooh!"
Fuiyoh, this fan art so pretty.
Thank you for giving Uncle Roger nice jawline.
"Self Cooking Egg Fried Rice Machine."
(machine whirring)
Okay. They cook the prawn.
(machine whirring)
(food sizzling)
Oh, it look good. It looked good.
And the rice.
No tossing. No tossing, just stirring, hmm.
Oh, it look good.
This egg fried rice machine should go on BBC Food.
Teach them a few thing.
"Lego Uncle Roger."
Fuiyoh, this so cute.
Even have Nephew Nigel poster in background,
and the hand waving cat.
But why you use sauce pan? Use wok.
Use Lego wok. Lego don't make wok?
Haiyaa. But I like the golden MSG packet.
MSG stand for Magic Salt of God.
It the King of flavor.
Everybody should eat.
"Short Animation of Uncle Roger."
- [Animation} Hello niece and nephew.
- [Animation} My name is Uncle Roger.
- [Animation} What is this look like a Penis?
- [Animation} Why are you afraid of egg fried rice?
- [Animation} Haiyaa.
- Just use finger. - So cute.
Finger. Finger.
- [Animation} Rice with colander, this is not pasta.
- Oh, this so cute.
Thank you YuYuAnimation.
Should Uncle Roger use this as my next intro also?
Let Uncle Roger know.
"Cooking hack: If you put too much water in your rice,
toss a few phone in there."
Draining rice with phone? Haiyaa.
Still better than using colander.
"Daddy Roger can't be defeated."
Haiyaa, Nephew Nigel.
Why you walking around with no shirt on?
Stop walking around with your massive ego.
But that's not the only massive thing about Nephew Nigel.
(provocative music playing)
Sorry again, children.
This is supposed to be a family friendly channel.
"Petition for Uncle Roger to roast this soyboy.
British Etiquette Expert slammed for saying rice
can't be eaten with hand."
Haiyaa.
So many people in Asia eat rice with hand.
What this guy saying? What he talking about?
"Lady and gentlemen, remember we always use a knife
or fork to eat rice."
Who use knife for rice? Rice already so small.
What you trying to chop the rice up for? Haiyaa.
Oh no, no, no. This rice too big for my mouth.
Choking hazard.
I need to chop the rice into eight small pieces. So stupid.
"Thank you Uncle Roger.
My granddad passed away on 26th January, 2021."
(gasps) That is terrible. Uncle Roger so sorry to hear that.
"The last conversation I had with him was two days earlier.
I asked if anyone used MSG.
And as classic British house,
everyone said no, what is that?
And I say it like salt on crack and cause orgasm in mouth.
My Nan was horrified, but my granddad and cousin all laugh.
Then we had 30 minute conversation
about you and your videos.
Thanking for bringing my family together with your content
and giving me fun memory to remember my granddad with."
Aww. This is so sweet.
This is sweetest moment from niece and nephew.
That why Uncle Roger make all my video.
Not to shit on terrible chef,
but to make everybody feel good and laugh.
Unless you're Jamie Oliver.
Uncle Roger have lost many of my loved one.
And sometime I wish MSG magical enough
to raise people from the dead.
But all it can do is to make food better.
My condolences to you. And I hope you're doing okay now.
We know your granddad lived good life
because he know what MSG is.
That is life well lived. You should be happy for him.
Niece and nephew, go join Uncle Rogers subReddit now.
And also hit subscribe to my channel.
So many people watch Uncle Roger video
but they're not subscribed.
Haiyaa.
Find the best Auntie Helen out there.
But I (laughs), but I think my favorite Auntie Helen
gonna be Nigella Lawson (chuckling).
Uncle Roger so hot, sweating again from last year 'til now.
Still no aircon. Haiyaa.
How do you make rice look like it have boner? (chuckling)
Stop walking around with massive ego.
But that not the only massive thing about Nephew Nigel.
(laughing)
Has there been an uncle who pimps out his nephew?
Is this nephew a cuck? (laughs)
Bloopers maybe, this one?
Is this nephew a cuck?
Let's do a cuck rainbow color (laughs).
(smooth jazz playing)