- Hey, it was a big day for soccer.
The match up for the World Cup final is now set.
Croatia beat England today.
They came back to beat them 2 to 1,
which means Croatia will meet France in the final on Sunday.
I watch a game today.
It's kind of funny.
Every one of the Croatian players' names ends in itch.
You've got Subasic, Mandzukic, Brozovic, Perisic, Strinic.
There were so many itches, I had to open
a bottle of calamine lotion to watch the game.
[DRUM ROLL] Thank you.
It's-- but-- [APPLAUSE]
This is my favorite part of the game.
Watch the British goalie here after Croatia
scored to even the game up.
[LAUGHTER]
Guillermo, what do you think he was saying there?
You watch soccer.
[BLEEP]
JIMMY KIMMEL: Oh, all right.
It actually was an exciting game.
Our whole office stopped to watch it.
In case you're wondering why the show
wasn't good tonight that's why.
I hear in LA the game was on at 11 AM.
So we thought it might be right for a pedestrian question.
We went to-- there's a British pub just over the hill from us.
Nice little pub called the Fox and Hounds in Studio City.
And we asked--
There were a lot of fans there watching the game.
So we asked them a simple question.
We asked are you drunk?
OK, now the way this works is we're
going to see someone introduce himself or herself,
and then based on that introduction,
we will decide if they are drunk at 11 AM on Wednesday.
You got it?
All right, let's play.
Here we go.
INTERVIEWER: What is your name, and where are you from?
Hi, my name is Aneela.
I'm from Nottingham, England.
INTERVIEWER: And are you drunk?
Is Aneela drunk?
Everyone says yes.
So let's find out.
I don't think so.
But I've had a lot of sausage, beans, and some shandy.
So I don't know.
I might be over the limit for my weight, I guess.
I don't know.
But I think the sausages soaked it up pretty much.
Good ol' bangers.
I didn't know it was possible to be that British.
All right, who's next?
INTERVIEWER: So what are your names, and where are you from?
Josh London--
Ram London.
Yes.
INTERVIEWER: And are you guys drunk?
JIMMY KIMMEL: Are these two?
AUDIENCE: Yes!
Nottinghamer-- they-- yes, everyone says yes.
This is the third one. Yeah, I'm--
Third only? I'm-- one--
I'm on four, mate. I'm on four, mate.
- One when up in the air, so-- - He's catching up with me.
- I'm catching up. - We're nice.
We're nice. We're nice.
[LAUGHTER]
One of those guys is 12 years old, right?
I guess there's no drinking age over there.
All right, let's see another.
INTERVIEWER: So what's your name and where are you from?
My name is Brielle.
I'm from Hunnington Beach, California.
INTERVIEWER: And Brielle, are you drunk?
Is Brielle drunk?
No!
Oh, everyone says no.
All right.
Oh, I-- yeah, I'm-- well, we had two shots in Burban
before we got here at 10:30.
And I've had three Carlsberg sine then.
So I hope so.
[LAUGHTER]
I hope so, too.
It's all part of a balanced breakfast on World Cup day.
Who else do we have out there?
INTERVIEWER: What's your name and where are you from?
I'm Chad Johnson, and I'm from Los Angeles.
INTERVIEWER: And Chad, are you drunk?
JIMMY KIMMEL: By the way, that's "Bad Chad."
[LAUGHTER]
I knew he would come back to us.
I really did.
Is "Bad Chad" drunk?
AUDIENCE: Oh, yes!
All right, we're split on this one.
No, just left the gym actually.
So--
INTERVIEWER: No, were you drunk during "The Bachelorette?"
No, but I was drunk on paradise.
INTERVIEWER: Oh, yeah, you were.
[LAUGHTER]
It's the first rule of paradise, yeah.
Well, in LA, you really never know who you're
going to run into, do you?
Let's see who we have next.
INTERVIEWER: So what's your name, and where are you from?
Name is Brian, from Chicago, family's from Croatia.
Mom's last name is [INAUDIBLE],, representing
the IC for Croatia.
What a great day.
INTERVIEWER: And are you drunk?
Is Brian--
AUDIENCE: Yes!
He better be drunk in that outfit.
On my way.
80% of the way there, will be the rest
of the way there shortly.
INTERVIEWER: Go back there and get them.
Thank you.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Yeah, they beat the crap out of him
after the game.
And I believe we have one more candidate.
INTERVIEWER: What is your name, and where are you from?
Hey, my name's Stephen Merchant,
and I'm from London, England.
INTERVIEWER: And Stephen, are you drunk?
Is Stephen Merchant drunk?
AUDIENCE: No-- Yes--
Everyone says yes.
I'm not drunk.
Is there a football game on because I
just came to this English pub for some fish and chips.
But it's really noisy inside.
And I'm finding it very hard to digest my food.
Stephen Merchant and "Bad Chad" walk into a pub together.
That's--
[AUDIENCE]
Now that's it.
See, to me, is excelling.
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