Good evening, fellow fans of the metaphysical.
Today I'm practicing my supernatural skills
by looking into what each of my siblings are up to.
This is Lucy Loud's Crystal Ball.
Oh crystal ball, I need a vision of another.
Show me Lincoln Loud, my older brother.
Feel my twerk, you evil jerk.
Hoo! Ha! Hoo!
Ha! Hoo! Ha! Hoo!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ah yes, video games, one of his favorite pass-times.
One of my favorite pass-times?
Digging graves.
On to the next.
Crystal ball, round like the moon.
Show me the sister who can play a tune.
All I need is a new tune.
♪ They don't understand ♪
♪ A girl's gotta have a plan ♪
Nah.
♪ Time for me to go solo ♪
♪ You know what they say, YOLO ♪
Come on, Luna. What are you thinking?
This is for Mick. You just used the word 'YOLO'.
Looks like a classic case of writer's block.
I should lend Luna my poetry book.
Moving on.
Crystal ball, show me the unknown.
Show me Lori, the sister that's always on the phone.
Mm-mm!
Whoops, that's not Lori.
Let's try again. There we go.
Bobby, you look so good on all of my devices.
I don't need video chat to talk to my love.
He lives right on my shelf.
Now crystal ball, on the double.
Tell me if the twins are up to any trouble.
More tea, Lady Lillington?
She doesn't wanna have a dumb tea party, she wants to play with Izzie.
- No she doesn't. - Yes she does.
- No she doesn't. - They're both wrong.
Lily clearly wants to learn how to be a goth.
Fangs, who do you think the crystal ball should see next?
Good idea.
Oh crystal ball, darkness is my passion.
But show me the one with colorful fashion.
Good morning, fashion makers!
Leni, did you do all of this?
Just a little something to help my fave friend-ployees
to get through the day.
It seems like Leni is taking to her friends.
You know who I'd like to talk to again?
Great Grandmother Harriet. Oh, hi Great Grandmother Harriet.
Good seeing you, but I've got another vision.
OK crystal ball, let me obtain.
A vision of the sister with the biggest brain.
The garbage and my chemicals have fused, creating a scientific breakthrough.
I call him Homo-Trashilius.
Or Trashy for short.
[growling]
Whoa, that monster is really cool.
Edwin, who should we see next in the crystal ball?
OK. Oh, crystal ball, I put you to the test.
Show me the sister who's always in jest.
How do turtles talk to each other?
On their shell phones.
[laughing]
She's doing stand-up.
But I prefer to lay down in a coffin.
And now the one who likes to win.
Crystal ball, show me my roommate Lynn.
She's always playing with that ball in the house.
I wonder if that's how she broke Edwin's fangs.
And finally, oh crystal ball after this we're done.
Of all my sisters, show me the littlest one.
I have something to say to you, little miss friend stealer.
You are...
Absolutely adorable!
No wonder Lincoln wants to hang with you.
It's nice to see Clyde and Lily getting along.
But Clyde in a baby outfit is truly terrifying.
What's this? A vision is coming in on its own.
Whoa, it's me reading the crystal ball right now.
Meta.
All I need is four votes and I can win this thing.
I better do some campaigning. Have a nice sleep, Fangs.
Listen Dante, if I win the presidency,
I'm planning a field trip to Casket-Con.
Really? Tickets are so hard to get.
You got my vote.
[screaming]
Still got my vote.
So, I can guarantee we'll serve funeral potatoes at every meeting.
My dad's recipe is to die for.
OK, I'll vote for you.
Wash first.
Matching capes would be nice, but I'm still voting for Haiku.
- Sorry. - But why?
She wrote a very beautiful haiku about my pet crow, Thorn.
But writing a poem doesn't make you a great president.
There's a lot more that goes into it.
[squawking]
Thorn is very fond of the haiku.
If I'm elected president,
I'm gonna move some club money around and buy you a new keyboard.
That would be amazing, Lucy.
But if you're looking for my vote, it's too late.
Haiku promised she'd take the club for a ride in her hearse.
It's just her parents station wagon painted black.
Well, what can I tell you?
Hm...