[TV theme music]
- Hello, sharks.
My name is Tim Brecketts, and today,
I'm seeking $400,000
in exchange for 15 percent of my company.
Let me start with a question.
How many of you are parents?
[audience laughter]
Me too.
And how often are you just sitting there with your wife
on Christmas Eve,
wrapping Tonka trucks until unholy hours of the night,
and you know that in three hours,
your litlte tykes are gonna wake up
and trash the place
with your and Santa's wrapping paper,
bless his heart.
[laughs]
And it's 3 a.m. and the pressure is on,
and you're sitting there, thinking,
"How did I get here?"
And you're runnin' outta tape,
and your marriage is hanging by a thread,
and your life didn't even turn out
the way you thought it would,
just disappointment after disappointment,
and you're sitting there, thinking,
"There has got to be a better way."
[audience laughter]
That's when I came up with Christmas...
SurprEyes.
[audience laughter]
Now, instead of wrapping each individual gift,
you simply put these on your little tyke
and bring out an unwrapped thing.
Then, when the little tyke removes the glasses,
Christmas magic ensues.
It's clean, it's reusable,
and you can use 'em twice.
[audience laughter]
So what do you say, sharks?
Who wants to unwrap
their way to millions?
[audience laughter]
- It just looks like a pair of glasses
wrapped in paper to me.
- That's mostly exactly right, Damon.
My product combines the power of wrapping paper
with the power of eyewear
to surprise little tykes for Christmas.
- Do you do this full-time?
- I quit my job about 13 years ago,
and I've been doing this full-time for 9 years.
- [clears throat]
So how are you and your wife now?
- So what do you say, sharks?
Who wants to tear...
into the gift of a million-dollar situation?
[audience laughter]
- Tim, do your kids like using these?
Tim: Uh, yes, Mark Cuban,
but only every other Christmas,
'cause that's when they're with me.
[audience laughter]
- I'm sorry, you got divorced?
Tim: Oh, no,
my wife and I are happily married,
we just can't do Christmases together
'cause of the pressure.
[audience laughter]
So who wants to take
the wrapping paper off of their eyes
to see us shaking hands on this deal?
[audience laughter]
'Kay.
[audience laughter]
- Are you okay?
- Hm?
Huh?
- Like, do you need help?
[audience laughter]
Tim: Uh?
- Tim, I don't think you have a business here.
I'm out.
- I don't know how I would be able to help.
I'm out, too, okay buddy?
Dalton: I have no idea what's going on.
I'm out.
- Tim.
Tim: Yeah.
- Instead of buying these glasses,
can't you just tell your kids to close their eyes
and then open them
when you put the gifts in front of them for free?
- Oh no.
[audience laughter]
Oh no.
Yeah.
That's exactly what you could do.
I didn't even think about tha...
[sniffs]
Oh, I sold my used car dealership for this.
Tim, you fool.
- Tim, Tim!
Hey, it's okay, buddy.
- No!
They're useless.
Christmas is gonna be such a stress fest this year!
Mark: Tim?
Tim: Mmm?
- I think I speak for all of us when I say
you brought in a terrible product.
But, we all like you as a person.
Do you have any other ideas?
Tim: Yes.
[sniffs]
I do have these.
The Surpreyes goggles for unwrapping gifts underwater.
[audience laughter]
- Congratulations, Tim.
I'm in.
- I think I might be able to help.
I'm also in, okay, buddy?
- I think you have a business here, Tim.
I'm in.
- I know exactly what's going on.
I'm Robert.
[audience applause]
- Thank you for watching this sketch.
If you liked it,
call a friend that you know, and tell them about it,
and then tell them to call other two friends
that each of them know,
and tell them
what the first person told to that person.
Right?
It's complicated but just think of it like a--
like a triangle business.
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