Royal Woods, home to many restaurants,
businesses, schools and, well, homes.
[sighs] It's good to be home. What did I miss?
Let's explore some of our favorite locations
in Royal Woods.
Starting things off, we have Charles' doghouse.
This humble hideaway has everything
a mischievous little pet needs, including a built-in projector.
[animal noises]
[knocking]
[barking]
[Lincoln] Pets for sale!
Come get your pre-owned, previously loved pets!
[angry meowing]
[cheering]
[whispering]
Pack your trunks and snorkel for this next one,
as we set sail on Coach Pacowski's houseboat.
While not the most top-of-the-line vesse,
its gets the job done for Coach P. and his roommate.
What are you doing under my boat?
Just taking care of those pesky barnacles for you, Coach.
Gotta keep your vessel in tip-top shape.
Why would you do that?
Well, you know what they say, Coach.
I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
I don't think you get enough oxygen down there, McBride.
Ma, I just scraped all the barnacle off the boat!
Can I have my allowance now?
Next up, we have the only place
you can get a refreshing Flippee,
Flip's Food & Fuel.
Owned and run by the tight-fisted Flip,
we'd recommend caution when doing any business there.
See, boys? Across and down.
That's the technique. Now your turn.
But we're out of window cleaner.
Should I go in the store and get some?
You kidding me?
That stuff costs 40 cents a gallon!
Here!
Coming up hot off the grill, we have the Burpin' Burger.
From burgers to fries,
it has everything a teen would want.
But move quick, seats fill up fast.
[indistinct chatter]
Okay, guess I'll just sit in the next booth.
[groans]
[laughing]
Guess I can sit in the kiddie section.
[straining]
Speaking of restaurants, next up on our list
we have the most experimental eatery in town: Lynn's Table.
While technically named only after Lynn Sr.,
this diner is most definitely a family business.
Order up!
Potato and chicken dumplings!
- Fresh out. - No problem, Mom.
I know that recipe by heart.
Here, this lentil soup goes to table three.
[both] Got it!
Please take a seat.
Oh, but give it back at the end of your meal.
May I recommend the Lynn-ger chicken?
Thank you.
Order up! This is the the homestretch, guys!
- We're almost there! - Yeah!
We're going back to school on this next one.
Preschool, that is. Royal Woods Preschool
is the premier daycare for young children
and, on occasion, teenagers.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, does this work?
- Pretty! - [gasps] Thank you.
I love your romper. Totes cute color.
[giggling]
You want to sit together at lunch?
[giggling]
Journeying down the street,
we have the next-door neighbor of the Louds:
Mr. Grouse's home.
While Mr. Grouse also comes from a large family,
he currently lives by himself.
Not that you would know from the large collection
of toys that end up in his yar.
Ha-ha, yeah!
[screaming]
No...!
This is a disaster!
When stuff goes into Mr. Grouse's yard,
it never comes back.
My yard, my property!
Next on our list, we have a very familiar addres.
You guessed it, it's the Loud House.
Home to our favorite family,
it's anyone's guess how it's still standing
with all the wear and tear it goes through.
[Lincoln] You've got the faulty water pressure...
Eh, I'll go borrow some water from Charles' bowl.
Ugh, try to have a little dignity...
And the creaky floorboards...
[creaking]
[Lynn Sr.] Lori? Leni? Luan?
Don't forget about the rotting wood.
[Lynn Sr.] Luna!
And then there's the clunky furnace...
Well, Captain, after 13 weeks of careful construction,
your ship is finally ready.
[clanging]
And the crummy TV signal...
It's fuzzy again!
[shouting]
Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh!
- Oh, something's got me! - Wait, wait, that's perfect!
[cheering]
[screaming]
Aww...
And the door knob situation.
- Dang it. - Dang it!
- Dang it! - Dang it!
- Dang it. - Heading back into town,
we have the explosively fun pizzeria and arcade,
Gus' Games and Grub.
Despite being on the larger sie it appears the arcade
still has trouble fitting too many kids.
Namely, Leni and Lincoln.
[straining]
Whoa, this is really heating up.
[electronic music playing]
No, I'm serious, you need to stop.
My machine is about to break.
But we don't have a winner yet!
Keep dancing, everyone!
- Ah! - Ah!
[screaming]
Come on, guys!
[screaming]
It's back to class with our next building,
the main school of Lincoln, Lyn and all their friends.
It's Royal Woods Middle School.
Lincoln, check out those columns!
Do you think they're real marble?
Probably. This place is so much bigger than our school.
Good thing they gave us maps.
Huh?
Guys, guys, guys, ditch the maps.
First rule of survival: Don't act like a total noob.
But we are noobs.
Yeah, and when some upperclassman realizes that
we'll be a prime target for pranks.
Like the kid who asked an 8th grader
for directions on the first day of school.
The poor fool got sent on a wild goose chase
down in the tunnels under the school
and didn't make it out until the whole day was over.
[gasping]
Don't be noobs.
By far the most luxurious location on this list,
we have the opulent hotel resort, the Royal Woods Spa.
This spa is the perfect getaway
to relieve all your stress and worries.
So long as the Louds aren't there already.
[bell ringing]
I'm so sorry,
but a private party booked the entire massage facility.
Might this change your mind?
Well, worth a shot. I wonder what bigwig is in there.
Less oil, sweetheart. You're not marinating a chicken.
And finally we have the center of social activity
in all of Royal Woods: the Royal Woods Mall.
Having a large assortment of shops
restaurants and entertainment,
it has a little something for everyone,
including your first job.
I wanted to meet you.
I'm Miss Carmichael.
I'm the manager of Reininger's
and I have been hearing such wonderful things about you.
You know, we could use a sales employee
with great customer service skills.
Great, let me think about it
and get back to you with some names.
[everyone clearing throat]
Oh, you mean me.
Hours are flexible
and employees get a 50% discount on all merchandise.
It's like there's a blowout sale happening in my heart.
I'll take that as a yes.
Stop by whenever to fill out paperwork.
I'll see you back at home, guys.
Wow, you were so wrong about Leni.
Yeah, guess we don't have to worry about her after all.
Hmm, if being nice does that much for Leni,
I wonder what it could do for me.
Hey, mister, how would you like my fries?
Oh, no, thank you. I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.
- Go ahead, take 'em. - No, really, I'm good.
Take the fries!
[screaming] What is up with this mall?
Maybe stick to what you know, Lola.