- That lady there is so high, she's barely said anything.
Like, I don't even know if she realizes she's in a video.
She's just like eating the snacks real slowly
and enjoying them and not saying a word.
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- Today, we are reacting to
stoned Americans eat Australian snacks.
- I wonder how Australian snacks
are gonna hold up.
- Wow.
- Yeah, they were totally like "whoa!"
- Yeah.
- This is not like the one we have here!
- Is that a kangaroo? - Oh my god.
- It's gotta be stuff that you can
just like keep eating, right?
- Yeah. - 'Cause I've always seen 'em,
they just like keep eating.
Like bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
- Now, the ganj, the marijuana isn't legal here.
- Marijuana is a drug, and um...
- (laughs) Marijuana is a drug.
And that's all we're gonna say.
Let's watch the video!
- Stoned Americans eat Australian snacks
and lots of smoke, - Smoke!
because it's like smoke. - [Man With Glasses] I think
I'm probably like (mumbles). - How high are you right now?
- Yeah, I was gonna say like a six, seven.
- I'm like a nine, maybe.
- Maybe I'm a nine, also.
- Can we just talk about that for a minute?
A nine out of 10, if we're thinking about like drinking,
when you're a nine out of 10, that's like--
- Can't really like function.
Definitely not doing any work after this.
- What's the question?
- Oh, look how red their eyes are! (laughs)
- Filming this would've been fun.
- Vegemite on toast!
- It's not toasted!
- I've never heard anyone speak positively about (mumbles).
- They're gonna eat Vegemite on toast.
They're not gonna like it.
- They're gonna hate it. - (inhales loudly)
- I can't (grunts). - Oh my god what is it?
- There's a lot happening.
- Oh, wow.
- It's really salty, which I love.
- I imagine that eventually you stop making
this facial expression while eating it.
- This guy is so stoned.
- He looks like he's about to cry.
- Yeah.
- Are you okay?
You don't have to do this.
- I just think, like, the time
to try Vegemite on toast
is probably not in this state.
- The fact that they've done it
on plain bread without toasting it
is just blasphemy.
And they've also got like a bit too much--
- Exactly.
- Vegemite on there. - They've done it
Nutella-style, which is not how you do it at all.
- Fairy bread would be really good.
I don't know if that's in this video.
- They shoulda tried fairy bread.
- Come down to BuzzFeed Aus.
We'll make you proper Vegemite toast.
- I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
- Yeah.
- Eucalyptus drops?
- I did not expect this.
- Are these for when you're sick,
or is this just like just a normal candy?
- These are gonna be bad, I think, for them.
- This is the best thing I've ever put in my mouth.
- What am I tasting?
- This is relaxing.
- It's like a palate cleanser.
- This is not a stoner food for me.
- Yeah, I wouldn't call them a snack.
- No!
- I'd call them like the equivalent of like a fun mint.
- I've never seen anyone like over the age of 14
or under the age of 80 eat them.
- So far, I think the key to like
the perfect Australian stoned snacks
are ones that not only taste good, have texture,
but also add an element of game.
And that's what the Eucalyptus drops do.
- Game, yeah, I like that.
- It's soccer in your mouth.
- Tim Tams!
- Tim Tams, classic. - Aw, hell yeah.
- Now we're talking.
- A brand new culinary experience.
- They know what's up.
- They're gonna love it.
They're eating it. - Can I have another one?
- Yeah, that was good.
- These are like the Girl Scout Cookies of Australia.
- I'm super into these.
Whatever hype that you have heard,
I'm sure this is living up to that.
- It lives up to it.
- Great!
- They must be in heaven right now.
- You're like, I'm gonna have one.
- Yeah, and then you have the whole box.
- You eat the whole packet. - Monster.
- Stoned or not stoned, you're eating that whole packet.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cheezels!
- Cheezels! - Ooh, Cheezels!
- Cheezels!
- Oh my god.
Look at 'em putting their hands in it.
- I am pro-Cheezels!
- She's pro-Cheezels.
- They're meant to go on your finger like that.
Look at that.
- Are they?
- I think I'm in love with Cheezels.
- I'd move in with Cheezels.
- I could see myself taking Cheezels home
to meet my parents.
- This is a good stoner food.
- You know what I wanna say to Cheezels?
- No, oh my god!
- I do! I do, Cheezels. - Thank you so much.
- Uh, one finger!
Put it on 10!
- Aw, yes! - (chomping and slurping)
- That's a huge hit with Americans!
They love the Cheezels.
That's a huge hit.
- It's a great, great stoned snack, I reckon.
Like, cheezy. - Perfect.
And really like artificial cheese, as well.
So strong. - Yeah, maybe that's
why the Americans liked it so much,
because their cheese is orange.
- Milo! - Let's give it a try.
- Ugh, it just kills me.
I'm so sorry when people put Milo after the meal.
- Okay, you don't have to do it that way.
- Hopefully, we'll be running like this girl playing soccer.
- And it's like Nesquik, kind of.
- Some people eat it dry?
- I feel like I'll forget how to swallow.
- Well, you have this right here, if you forget.
- Doesn't taste as bad as it smells.
- Does it smell bad?
- It smells great.
- That's nice.
- I wanna put some under my arms when I leave,
you know (mumbles).
- That's my exfoliant.
- I feel like eating a spoon of Milo
is not what you wanna do while you're--
- Oh, that's nice!
- Oh, she likes it!
- I think it's tricking me that it's good for me.
- It is tricking you. - My kid would (mumbles).
- One of these guys is like really into all of them.
Must have Australian blood in him or something.
Like, he's into it, and everyone else is like,
"What are these?"
- Or he's a nine out of 10 stoned.
- Yeah, I think maybe they were expecting
like a chocolate flavor,
whereas that's more like malt, right?
- Yeah, like Nesquik or something like that,
which is like super, super, super sweet.
- So they probably did get like tricked a bit.
- I dunno if anyone ever had a bottle of lemonade
in the fridge and went to open it up
and pour a glass, and it's not actually lemonade.
Someone's just refilled it with water.
- Or it's tonic water or something.
- Oh, that was the worst.
- Yeah, that'd be bad.
- Caramello Koala.
- Caramello Koala!
- (mumbles) delicious.
- They're vicious, I hear.
- Look at this guy!
- He's kinda hot.
- He's kinda hot!
I'm sorry, pause.
What?
- A koala, hot?
- Mmm, koalas are like--
- Cute and cuddly.
- They're like grandpa cute.
- Yes.
- Like they look like little grandpas.
- Yeah, like an old man.
- I don't know why she was like, "he's kinda," like no.
- Would you rather a Freddo or a Caramello Koala?
- Like, who would you swipe right on Tinder?
Both, obviously.
- I'm sad that it's so cute,
'cause like there is a little bit
of me that is not enjoying biting the heads off of things.
- Aw.
- That's like a classic thing.
Like, you know, you have empathy.
That's such like a high thing.
You're thinking about everyone's feelings.
- I dunno.
Yeah, like when I used to eat (mumbles) as a kid,
I would bite their head off and then all of their arms
and legs and then eat the body.
- What I'm saying is, if you were stoned,
you wouldn't have done that,
'cause you'd think about it more.
- I would hope I wasn't stoned as a child.
- Ah, okay.
- This is an Easter candy.
- It's like a Hershey's chocolate bar.
The caramel from like Twix.
- These are really sweet.
- 10 out of 10 would munch on koalas again.
- (laughs) 10 out of 10 would munch on koalas again.
- Twisties, yes. - Twisties, I love Twisties
so much.
- All this (meow) tastes way more natural
than the food that we eat, though.
I will say that.
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Some snacks are, like Australian snacks,
are really not healthy.
I feel like we try and masquerade them as healthy snacks,
like I'm so good for you.
It's not good for you.
- I mean, they're really good,
but it's just the Australian
version of Cheetos. - Version of Cheetos.
Um, sorry. - No way!
- Absolutely not.
- Cheetos are the American version of Twisties.
We came first.
- Obviously.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Obviously the Twisties.
- The Twistie or the Cheeto?
- I feel like Twisties and your Cheetos
are very different things, right?
You really can't compare the two,
because they're diff--
- Totally different shapes to start off with.
- You're using sarcasm.
I'm being serious. - Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, like, Twisties are a bit more dense.
It takes a bit more to crunch through them.
Cheetos have a bit more air.
They're softer.
They're easier to chew.
And Cheetos are spicy as hell.
- The Tweetos--
Tweetos?
You spat everywhere.
- I feel like I'm getting a contact high from this video.
(laughing)
- Tweetos!
(explosion)
- Like a Bugle.
If anybody's ever (mumbles).
- Oh, it does taste like a Bugle!
- I don't know if I'll eat these while I'm stoned.
- Why not?
- He says as he's like shoving them in his mouth.
- He's hugging the Twisties!
- I'm on board with Twisties.
- That lady there is so high she's barely said anything.
Like, I don't even know if she realizes she's in a video.
She's just like eating the snacks real slowly
and enjoying them and not saying a word.
- And then the other guy is just whispering. (laughs)
- It's poor little head.
I bit it off!
- I bit it--
Twisties are the Australian version of Cheetos.
- (laughs)
- Australians can't get (mumbles)?
- Final thoughts.
- It's illegal?
- Yes, it's illegal.
- You guys are a country that started from criminals!
(laughing)
- I could move to Australia.
- Yeah!
Criminals. Oh my god. - I liked probably 75%, 65%
of them.
- I think this is great stoner food.
- Tim Tam! (laughs)
- 0h! (laughs)
- Boing! (mumbles)
This is his dating profile picture,
and here's what he looks like
when you meet him in real life.
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- I reckon this guy was the most stoned, in the pink shirt.
He seemed very stoned.
- So was his like female accomp--
- Colleague?
- Colleague.
- That video went just as I kind of expected it.
- So from watching this video,
I reckon the perfect stoner snack
has to be something that's like pretty intense in flavor.
- Yeah, or like a weird combination of things.
Or like--
- And something you can just really
like reach in and just be like (chomping).
- Weed still is not legal in Australia,
so don't do it.
- Don't do it.
- So, just remember what Healthy Hound taught you and--
- Stay safe!
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