- Hey guys, today I have the Olympic fever,
and so Chel is gonna participate
in her first-ever baby Olympics.
Let's get the day started.
Chel?
You're so strong!
Chel.
Hey little lady, what are you doing?
Oh, oh where are you going?
- I woke up this morning, I let Penny out
and she did her thing, right?
I'm gonna video this, nobody's gonna believe this.
I love the Olympics and I would be okay
if Chel grows up to be an Olympian.
We're gonna practice some ice hockey.
I don't think you can pick up the puck with your hands.
Yeah! You're like curling!
Good morning guys.
I hope you are having a great day.
Bless you, was that a sneeze?
We are enjoying the day today.
It is rainy outside and super cold.
It's about 29 degrees so it's below freezing,
which means we're probably gonna get some ice.
Chel, we gotta -- no don't turn it off.
We turned the camera off.
It happens every time.
What do you wanna do today, Chel?
- Eat crackers.
- Eat more cra -- yeah,
you sneezed on my hand and crackers came out,
I -- thanks for pointing that out.
It is gross. It's -- yeah.
It's also just part of being a mom, you know?
It's just, not even worried about wiping it up yet.
(Chel sneezes)
Because it'll happen again. (laughs)
Every time you sneeze in twos.
- Cracker?
- [Kristen] Yes, there is cracker on momma's hand.
- No.
- Yeah, we don't wanna eat that cracker.
I need to wipe my hand.
I'm gonna get this somewhere.
And we need to get you your pants.
I don't know what this is,
you running around without pants on.
Let's rinse that hand off, blegh.
I love being a mom.
Hey lady, what are you doing in there?
(Chel laughs)
What are you doing?
You just closing the bedroom door, taking over?
What do you have in your mouth, my hair tie?
Chel, Chel, Chel, aw great.
She loves doors, man, it's ridiculous.
Yeah, I tried to open it and she closed it.
Chel.
Chel, you're so strong!
Chel. What are you doing?
(Chel is muffled by the door)
Chel! I need to come in!
We need to put your pants on!
Hey, hey, hey little lady, what are you doing?
Oh, oh where are you going now, huh?
You really don't like pants.
Oh see, but now I'm in here with you.
It just -- we're in here together,
so it defeated your purpose of locking me out.
Okay, Chel where are you going?
It's dark!
Dark in the closet.
- [Chel] It's dark
- It is dark.
She's like me.
She does not mind the dark one bit.
Where are we going now?
Oh, hiding?
- [Chel] Hide.
- Hide, oh I don't know where did she go?
Guys, where's Chel?
Does anyone see Chel anywhere?
I don't see her. Where's Chel?
(Chel laughs)
Where could she be?
(Chel laughs)
Where is she?
(Chel laughs)
Is she back here?
(both laugh)
Give my hair tie!
Okay, I gotta sit down for a minute.
We got pants on her and that is an accomplishment
that deserves a little rest for this pregnant momma.
Look at this weather outside.
We are getting little icicles on our house it is so cold.
Our sidewalk looks like it's getting
a little bit icy out there too.
It's still raining though.
It's not sleeting, it's not frozen rain
or whatever you wanna call it.
It's just rain, but like on the roof and everything
it's definitely turned into ice.
What is that?
You have a balloon?
What are you doing with that balloon?
You love balloons, don't you?
(Kristen laughs)
Balloon!
(Chel makes excited noises)
If you guys have been watching our videos
for a little while, you know that I love the Olympics.
I've tried not to talk about it too much
because I can go a little crazy with it.
And I would be okay if Chel grows up to be an Olympian.
I mean, she can grow up to be whatever she wants,
but if she decides to play sports
we are going to encourage her in whatever sport she chooses.
Cory, as you guys probably know, has like huge feet.
He wears size 16 and he's a really tall guy,
and all indications show that Chel
is going to take after him with those things.
And being tall and having big feet would be very good
for and Olympic athlete.
You could be a skier.
You could be like one of the bobsled ladies.
You could be maybe not a figure skater
because I don't know if we could find you ice skates your...
okay, okay, you can just...
She doesn't care. She's not into it.
Just kidding! What do you have?
Is that dada's walking stick?
It is a walking stick, but it could be like a ski pole,
or, you know, what are the things they hold while they ski?
You're just already -- oh, you're a star.
You're already getting ready.
Alright, I'm gonna encourage this.
What was I telling you guys?
I am so okay with her being an athlete.
Look, we're gonna practice some ice hockey.
I got a little ice hockey puck here.
Here, you wanna practice?
Push that around.
It's like hockey.
Yeah!
Good!
She does not understand like anything
that I am telling her right now
or why I'm telling her to do it.
You can't -- I don't think you can
pick up the puck with your hands.
I don't think that's allowed in ice hockey.
In curling though, I think (Chel wails)
in curling they hold it (Chel wails)
and then they sweep it (Chel wails)
and then they...
Okay. I should probably put this away.
Not really something she should be playing with.
Yeah! You're like curling!
You're so -- wait, let me get the curling stone for you.
Okay, there!
Curl, my girl, curl!
Getting ready, getting warmed up, okay.
Alright, let's see what you got.
What are you doing now?
Why are you -- what are you -- what is happening?
Why are you getting up there?
- A horsey.
- Oh, a horsey?
They don't have horsies in the Winter Olympics.
(Kristen laughs)
You're practicing for the Summer Olympics?
Everything in our house is a horsey.
Everything.
(Kristen whinnies)
(Chel whinnies)
- Oh, guess who just put two videos out today?
That's right.
- [Kristen] Dada.
- Yeah. Yeah I put two videos out today.
One of them wasn't really supposed to happen,
but it happened, so -- (Chel wails)
- [Kristen] She's missed you a lot.
- Yeah, I can tell, I just can.
So, this morning, I have to tell you this story
and if you haven't seen the video on SMPFilms yet,
go watch it if you want to.
I woke up this morning, I let Penny out,
and she did her thing, right, and I bring her back in
and she sits down and she's like sitting
in this weird position.
I'm like, "Penny, what's going on, then?"
Well, I didn't say anything, I'm just watching her, right.
And she just starts like farting and licking her butt.
And I was like what are you doing?
And she just kept doing it.
It was like for, aw man, like a minute and a half
and I was sitting here
just scrolling through Facebook goofing off, right.
And I'm like, I'm gonna video this,
nobody's gonna believe this.
And so Penny's just literally sitting there
farting and licking her butt
and it was just like "oh my gosh"
I don't understand this dog sometimes.
Or any of the animals in the house.
Like, I don't know like --
(interrupted by Chel wailing)
nothing about our animals is normal.
- Let's face it though, nothing about any of us is normal.
Like, we're all a little weird.
- Yeah, that's true.
- [Kristen] We all fit together.
- That is true.
I am the one who put the video on the internet.
And for anybody who watches that,
that officially brings you to the dark side of the internet
because anything that's related to that video
is gonna be the dark side, the weird side of the internet
and good luck getting out of that.
Like, do you ever get lost in the weird side?
- [Kristen] Oh yeah.
- I love it and I hate it.
It's always like, "oh gosh, why am I here?
"Oh, I gotta see that, I gotta see it."
It's awful to watch, and you're like "no!"
And then like you spend your whole night
just watching really bad videos
Oh my gosh, what a day this is -- whoa,
we have icicles.
- [Kristen] I know! It's cold out there, dude.
- Apparently. Wow, I thought it was warm today.
- [Kristen] Nope.
- Shows how much I've been out of the office.
- [Kristen] I don't know why she's happy
you're home from work. (laughs)
Doesn't that seem like that would be
the most annoying thing ever?
(Cory laughs)
- Alright, time to pull another letter off of the wall.
I just wanna say that I think it's cool it says "money."
- [Kristen] I know. (laughs)
- I just wanna leave money like...
- [Kristen] A lot of people are guessing money.
- Yeah, that's a pretty good guess. It is.
Okay, so I think we should pull the letter...
Q.
- [Kristen] Okay.
- Let's get it out of the way
- [Kristen] Yeah eventually gotta take Q
- We have to take Q, yeah, and it's kind of an obvious one.
Well, not obvious because you could be like Quentin or --
- [Kristen] Quinn.
- Or Quinn or --
- [Kristen] Quarter.
- Quarter.
- [Kristen] Money, I don't know.
(both laugh)
- So yeah, Q is out of the way.
Go ahead and leave your guesses now,
not that many of you guessed anything with a Q.
Oh, and for anybody who is just now seeing this
and who hasn't seen our videos from the last couple of days,
these letters that are left,
somewhere in those letters is the name of our son.
- [Kristen] That's right.
- Anyways guys, that's it for today's vlog.
We're gonna relax.
Kristen's been hard at work cleaning the house,
- I have been
- getting everything organized...
Very nice in here.
And I put out two videos today which,
I'm okay with, I'm okay with,
but the next videos are going to be even better.
I'm just gonna like crush it.
So I need to relax this thing
so I can crank out some more content for you guys.
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you guys in the next one.
Goodbye!
- Neck.
- [Kristen] Neck! (laughs)