Which dinosaur are you?
It's time to find out.
Finally some action!
OK everyone, be sure to keep track of your answers as we go.
Question one: dinner time. What do you choose?
A) A juicy steak
B) Spaghetti and meatballs
C) A green salad
Or D) Drumsticks.
Everyone in the cage gets some beef jerky!
Question two: time to pick a hot rod.
Would you drive... A) A jeep
B) A convertible
C) A stretch limo
Or D) A hover craft.
I'll deliver these dinosaurs myself,
showing Simon that I'm the go-getter that he can count on.
[groaning]
This is higher up than I thought it was.
Question three: what's your dream job?
A) Cowboy
B) Athlete
C) Veterinarian
Or D) Pilot.
I'm Owen Grady, the animal behaviorist you hired
to accompany these dinosaurs from Isla Sorna.
Is there any way you could speed things up?
In that much of a hurry to meet me, huh?
I mean, I get it. I'm pretty handsome.
Question four: you're throwing a party, but what kind?
A) A costume party
B) A pizza party
C) A Luau
or D) A surprise party.
- Simon! - Ah! Claire!
Come on, you know about my childhood fear of surprises.
Question five: where would you go on your dream vacation?
A) A volcano
B) Hot springs
C) A tree house in the jungle
Or D) A flight around the world.
You're not afraid of a little adventure, are you?
I'm working on an island filled with dinosaurs.
How much more adventurous do I need to get?
Question six: you're going to the movies. What are you seeing?
A) A Dino's Life
B) The Dino King
C) Dino Story
or D) Despicable Dinos.
Gotcha!
This is better than a movie.
[laughing]
Question seven: how would you describe yourself?
A) Loud
B) Quick
C) Tall
or D) Flighty
Aw, come here you clever girl.
[laughing]
Question eight: what color would you paint your room?
A) Red
B) Blue
C) Green
or D) Brown.
Blue?
Don't look at me, Red came up with it.
[laughing]
Question nine: when is the perfect time for a sweet treat?
A) First thing in the AM
B) After school snack
C) Dessert, duh
or D) No thanks.
Hm, nice color, no burns.
Crisp edges.
Squishy in the middle, smells good.
These are the best cookies I have ever tasted!
Question ten: what's your favorite kind of music?
A) Rock and roll
B) Hip hop
C) Classical
or D) Pop.
You're a natural with these... things.
Question eleven: what's your distinguishing feature?
A) Wicked overbite
B) Prominent pinky toe
C) Long neck
or D) Beaked nose.
Not quite, tiny arms.
It must be a pain when you have to scratch your back.
Question twelve: what's your favorite sport?
A) Boxing
B) Soccer
C) Basketball
or D) Sky diving!
You gals might wanna start running!
Question thirteen: pick a summer must-have.
A) A bathing suit
B) A bucket hat
C) A floral dress
or D) Flip flops.
Is this um... yours?
[giggling]
It kind of tickles!
No.
I've never seen it before in my life.
Question fourteen: what's your computer password?
A) Big Old Dude
B) Teeny Bub
C) DJ Leaf Lover
or D) Bird Boi.
Which do you think is a better password?
Dino Dude or Billionaire Boy?
Question fifteen: which flavor ice cream would you be?
A) Rocky road
B) Chocolate
C) Mint chip
or D) Vanilla.
Oh, oh, oh.
There you go.
If you picked mostly A's, you're a T-Rex.
You can't reach the top shelf, but you're still kind of the dinosaurs.
If you picked mostly B's, you're a raptor.
Yeah, that a girl.
Olympic medals in track and basketball championships
are in your future.
If you picked mostly C's, you're a Brontosaurus.
Long lean green eating machines.
How's the view from up there?
If you picked mostly D's, you're a Pteranodon.
Turns out you're not even a dinosaur at all.
You're just a regular old flying reptile.
Which dinosaur are you most like?
Be sure to let us know in the comments below.
Uh, rude.