SINGERS HAVE HUMDINGERS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GREAT VOICES
WITHOUT MISS CELINE.
ROLLING STONES RELEASED THE LIST
OF 200 GREATEST SINGERS OF ALL
TIME AND IT’S SO BAD IT MAKES
MUSIC FANS THINK THEY SHOULD
STICK TO STORIES ABOUT OOIFRER
MEMBERING TIN AND ASSAULT.
98 OF THEM WERE BOB DILLON.
>> NO, THEY WEREN’T.
>> YES, THEY WERE.
>> EVERYONE WHO SANG A SONG MADE
THE LIST.
EVEN THE CAT WHO SANG THE MEOW
MIX JINGLE MADE THE CUT --
PITCH.
BUT, WHAT’S OUTRAGING MUSIC FANS
AND TWITTER FIENDS ALIKE IS THE
ABSENCE OF ONE LEGEND AND THAT
LEGEND IS CELINE DION.
ONE OF THE TOP SELLING SOLO ARTISTS OF ALL TIME ACCORDING TO
ARTISTS OF ALL TIME ACCORDING TO
MY GAY STAFF MEMBERS.
EVEN EVIL SHANNON BREEN TEARS
UP.
>> THEY HAD PRINCE 16 TO THE
LIST.
THAT THEY’RE STUPID.
OKAY?
WHERE WAS MICHAEL JACKSON?
>> HE’S ON THERE.
>> NOT NUMBER ONE.
>> WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
>> ARETHA WAS SUCH A FORCE.
SHE DID IT BY BEING TRACKED BY
THE FBI FOR 45 YEARS.
>> GOING ON ROLLING STONE TO
FIND ABOUT MUSIC IS LIKE GOING
TO MTV TO WATCH A VIDEO.
IT DOESN’T HAPPEN.
IT’S A LEFT WING WEIRDO.
ADEL BEAT OUT PEOPLE.
IT’S RIDICULOUS.
PRINCE WAS 16.
I WAS DONE.
>> YOU KNOW WHO BEAT GLENN
DANZIG.
>> I CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S ON IT.
>> I KNOW.
MISFITS, AMAZING.
>> YOU KNOW WHO ELSE?
>> LET ME FINISH.
>> YOU KNOW WHO BEAT GLEN
DANZIG -- NEIL YOUNG.
NEIL "CAN’T SING" YOUNG.
>> YEAH, I’VE NEVER LISTENED TO
HIM ON PURPOSE.
>> NO.
NO.
AN ACCIDENTAL HARVEST, THOUGH.
>> CLASSIC ALBUM.
>> SACRIFICE ON SPOT FIE WAS
REWARTED.
HE MADE THE LIST.
>> THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S RIGHT.
>> BILLIE AYLISH MIGHT BE A
BETTER SINGER THAN GLENN.
>> SHELL MIGHT BE BETTER THAN
GLEN DANZIG.
>> PEOPLE -- IF I GET ONE
MESSAGE ACROSS TONIGHT, THIS IS
IT, PLEASE LEARN WHAT THE WORD
"SNUBBED" MEANS.
TIRED OF SEEING THE WORD
"SNUBBED" IN HEADLINES LIKE
THIS.
CELINE DION NOT GETTING ON A
LIST THAT DIGIT MEAN ANYTHING TO
ANYBODY ISN’T SNUBBED.
IF I DIDN’T TALK TO YOU
BACKSTAGE, THAT’S A SNUB.
IF I DON’T SHAKE YOUR HAND,
THAT’S A SNUB.
IT MEANS YOU’RE NOT INCLUDED.
>> I THINK SHE’S COMFORTED BY
THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
>> SO HAPPY MY SNUB JOKE WORKED.
>> GREG: IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
LIGHT LAUGHTER -- NOT OUT OF
CONTROL LIKE WHAT THEY DO FOR
ME.
>> I KNOW.
I KNOW.
>> GREG: NO MIKE PATTEN.
HE’S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
>> HE WOULD NEVER BE ON THAT.
>> STILL SHOCKED THAT GLEN
DANZIG GOT TO THE LIST.
THAT’S INCREDIBLE.
THAT MAKES UP FOR CELINE BEING
LEFT OFF.
>> PRINCE IS 16.
WHY ARE WE TALKING?
>> PRINCE SHOULD BE ONE?
>> I THINK THERE’S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO CAN SING A
SONG THAT SOMEBODY ELSE WROTE
AND SONG WRITERS AND ART AASES
AND MUSICIANS, YEAH, WHEN YOU’RE
THE TOTAL PACKAGE AND YOU STAND
UP -- YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
WHY.
WILL HE DID THE SLAVE THING FOR
A WHILE.
SORRY.
PRINCE WAS 16.
I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING
HOME.
>> WHO WAS NOT ON THE LIST.
>> I DID NOT CARRY HIM THROUGH A
CLUB FOR HIS SAFETY FOR HIM TO
BE 16.
>> THERE YOU HAVE IT.
>> GREG: THE INTERIOR.
ONE OF THE BEST ROCK-A-BILLY
SINGERS.
>> HOW DEEP CUT DO YOU WANT TO
GO WITH THIS LIST?
>> GREG: I’M MAD AT MYSELF FOR
BEING THAT INTERESTED IN OBVIOUS
CLICK BAIT.
WE KNOW THAT THE ROLLING STONE
IS DEAD AS AN ENTITY.
I GREW UP READING ROLLING STONE.
I PUT COVERS ON MY WALL LIKE
CHEAP TRICK AND THE GLASS.
IT’S A HATEFUL, SNIDE, TERRIBLE
PUBLICATIONS BUT I STILL GET
SUCKERED IN.
>> ONCE THE COVERS GOT SMALL, IT
WAS OVER.
THAT’S THE TURNING POINT WITH
ROLLING STONE.
>> JUDGE, WHAT WAS YOUR KEEP
TAKEAWAY.
>> MY KEY TAKEAWAY IS MINNIE
RIVER TON DOES NOT BELONG ON A
LIST OF THE TOP 200 SINGERS.
>> GREG: SHE’S A GREAT SINGER.
>> SHE HAD ONE SONG.
♪ HOW DARE YOU
BECAUSE YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL
♪
>> YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL.
>> GREG: EVERYTHING THAT I DO.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. >> GREG: LALALALA!
>> GREG: LALALALA!
>> YEAH, HOW IS MINNIE ON AND
CELINE DION ISN’T.
>> WHERE WAS SAMMIE DAVIS?
>> I DON’T KNOW.
OR SAMMIE HAY GUARD.
>> CELINE DION SHOULD BE ON IT.
I HAVE A FRIEND -- WE HAVE A
FRIEND WHO LOVES CELINE DION SO
MUCH THAT WHEN ANYONE SAYS
ANYTHING BAD HE RECOILS AS IF
YOU JUST HIT HIM IN THE FACE.
>> EXACTLY.
AN OUTSIZED REACTION THAT PEOPLE
HAVE STRANGE LIKE SINGING.
SINGING IS LIKE A DATING RITUAL,
TO GET MORE MATES.
>> THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT BIRDS
DO.
>> WELL, YEAH, THE BIRDS AND THE