I've been asked about other things, right? Like, my favorite sounds.
My least favorite sounds. So... let's give
the ol' scnozzola a go, huh?
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What are my favorite smells? See that's a good one. I like that.
You know, I like clean stuff. I like stuff
like laundry right out of the dryer. You know, with a couple of dryer sheets.
I love that. Or even walking by someone's house and you can smell the dryer sheets.
I love that.
(SFX: lawn mower starts) How about a fresh cut lawn?
See, you've just cleaned there, right? And it's all, mmm, it smells great.
That's one of those good summertime ones.
(SFX: grill burning) Like a nice, hot summer's day and you can just
smell the charcoal in the grill going. Ah...
it's --- I don't know what that is, but I love it.
I mean, you could just be walking down the street literally and walk by someone's house and be like,
"(sniff) somebody's having a little barbecue...
this is nice." And you almost want to go in and be like, "can I have some?"
Because it just smells so good.
It's inviting. It really is.
(acoustic guitar music) How about when you walk into the house on Thanksgiving day
and you can just tell. It just smells like somebody's been cooking already for hours.
And it's just like... (sniff) ah, turkey...
that's so nice. It makes you feel like you're at home too, you know.
No matter where you are. It just feels good.
I'm strange. A lot of people probably don't like this one, but I do.
I love second-hand smoke. It reminds me of my childhood.
It does. My parents both smoked. Everybody smoked.
I like it. I even let people smoke in the house.
I don't care. I figure I would have you rather have you in the house hanging out
with me than outside for seven minutes and I can't hang out with you.
I'm a former smoker, sure. (laughs)
And, no, I'm not going to do a video about how I used to light a cigarette. (laughs)
You're a cigarette away from pack a day, everybody.
(SFX: gas station bell) Gasoline.
That doesn't quite smell like it used to. The old days, I don't know what it was
but it just smelled so good. You pull in for a fill up.
And just smelled great. Now, it's sort of ---
I guess that was all the lead. I don't know. Whatever. It smelled great though.
(SFX: beach / Dub music) The beach is a good one too.
Like, not low tide or anything like that, but just walking down the beach
it just smells so good. I'm smelling, like, the ocean.
Um, you know, you can get a little whiff of, like, sun tan oil
and stuff going by on the other side. And the salt in the air.
Of course.
And bird s@#$. No. (laughs)
(SFX: Jump off diving board into pool) Chlorine, right?
Like, in a pool. Great summer smell.
It's probably horrible for you, but I don't care. I love the way it smells.
Bleach. Same time, right? I had to use bleach one time
in the house and when I came back the next time it smelled like I had an indoor pool.
(laughs)
in the kitchen!
How about when you get new electronics, right? You get a new phone or something like that.
And you open the box. There's a wild little smell to it,
but I love it. I like McDonald's. The smell
of McDonald's. It reminds me of being a kid.
(SFX: jingle bells) Christmas tree is great. You can always tell
when you walk into a house and they got a real tree. You know it instantly.
Gun powder. You know, like after a
(SFX: fireworks) fireworks display or something like that. You can smell it in the air.
You really notice it at those... home firework
displays. You know the ones that the cops always come and break up?
(SFX: Firework Rocket takes off) About five minutes before the finale.
(SFX: Firework boom & crackers)
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I guess people think, right, that because you can't see that all your other senses are better.
And there's so much coming in. But I don't think my nose is so great.
I mean, it's alright, but you know, it works.
But I couldn't find my way home with it.
I'm not Toucan Sam. (SFX: beep)
A nice old reference for you.
He used to sell cereal, kids.
(SFX: sniff) I bet a nose is a weird looking thing. Well,
because everybody has one. And there's all different kinds, right?
People have big, giant noses and some people have little teeny tiny ones.
I guess it's not so small, you can't see it. Imagine if your nose what that small?
You'd never be able to pick it. (laughs)
(credits music)
Sometimes I'll just be walking along and somebody will walk by and just be, like,
(sniff) oh my god, that's awesome.
Or somebody walks by and they smell like a taxi cab.
(music resolves) (laughs)
I don't know! (Ben) Taxi cab?
(Tommy) Alright, you want a different one? (Ben) The worst smell in the world.
(T) It's not the worst smell in the world, but you know what I mean. You get into a cab
and it's just dreadful. Some of them.
I don't know. No taxi cabs were hurt during that joke. (laughs)
(SFX: beep)
Sometime there's just this smell when you're outside and it's just
about to rain. I don't what is but there's something in the air...
...that just let's you know
it's going to rain soon. I better get out of here.
(Ben) Want me to cue up Phil Collins there? (Tommy) Yeah.
(Ben) there's something in the air...
(Tommy sings) Well I remember,
I remember don't worry... worry... worry... worry...
(Ben) Keep going.
(T sings) How could I ever forget,
It's the first time,
the last time we ever met
met... met... met.... (speaks) That's it I'm done.
(sings) So I know the reason why
you keep on scooby-dooby
No you don't fool me (speaks) I'm done.
(sings) But the hurt doesn't show
and the rains still flow
(speaks) I don't know... (sings) It's all been a pack of lies!
(drums sounds)
(pause)
(speaks) Phil Collins everybody!