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>> HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYONE.
I GOT A HAIRCUT.
SO THE COVID-19 PUBLICANS OF
URGENCY OFFICIALLY ENDS TOMORROW
TOMORROW.
I CAN FINALLY STOP WASHING MY
HANDS.
WHAT ABOUT THE POLIO SCARE?
IS THAT STILL APPLY?
ISN’T THAT TYPICAL GOVERNMENT?
SOMETIMES YOUR DAYS LATE AND A
TRILLION DOLLARS SHORT.
BUT A HUGE RELIEF FOR NEW
YORKERS.
WE CAN RETURN TO WEARING MASKS
JUST TO BLOCK THE SMELL OF URINE
URINE.
SO FOR THE MOST OF US THAT
STUFF IN THE LONG TIME AGO WHEN
WE DECIDED TO STOP LIVING IN
FEAR AND GET BACK TO DOING THE
THINGS THAT WE LOVE.
EWW.
ABOUT THE END OF THE EMERGENCY
ALSO BRINGS WITH IT THE END OF
TITLE 42. NO, NOT LEVEL 42
NO, NOT LEVEL 42
♪ THIS IS OVER
♪ I AIN’T COMING BACK 61 RIGHT
UP THERE WITH THE BEATLES.
THE INSECTS.
1042 OTHER TWO DEPORT MICHAEL
SCOTT CROSSING THE BORDER AND
NEITHER MYSELF OR PUBLIC HEALTH
REASONS.
AS IF LETTING HIS OF EMBEDDED
MOURNERS INTO YOUR BACKYARD
ISN’T REALLY A THREAT TO YOUR HEALTH.
HEALTH.
IS AMAZING THE CONCERN FOR THEIR
COVERT STATUS IF THAT’S WHAT IT
WAS FOR.
MATT FINN TO THE POISONINGS OR
SEX TRAFFICKING OR GANG
SHOOTINGS.
BUT THOSE WHO GOT BOOTED DIDN’T
FACE ANY CHARGES, SO THEY JUST
TRIED IT AGAIN.
BUT NOW THAT POLICY ENDS AND
EVERYONE IS BRACING FOR THOUSAND
MORE MIGRANTS.
MIGRANTS USED TO MEAN PEOPLE
THAT WERE PASSING THROUGH.
NOW THEY ARE HARDER TO MOVE THAN
DIANNE FEINSTEIN.
YEAH TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SHE’S BEEN STAYING WITH ME FOR
MONTHS.
I WONDER IF IT REMAINS TO BE
SEEN AS IF IT’S GOING TO BE
CHAOTIC FOR A WHILE.
PETER SO WHAT REMAINS TO BE
SEEN IS THIS GOING TO BE CHAOTIC
FOR A WHILE 61 THANK YOU,
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. I AM SURE HIS VISITING ANGEL WAS
I AM SURE HIS VISITING ANGEL WAS
HOLDING CUE CARDS.
VISITING ANGELS, I LOVE THAT
SONG.
BUT DOES IT MATTER AT THIS POINT
POINT?
AMERICA’S AGITATIONS FOR BIDEN
ARE LOWER THAN HIS TESTICLES.
SO WHAT’S THE ADMINISTRATION
PLANNING TO DO BESIDES LETTING
THE MENUS MS. BATHROOMS?
WELL, BIND HIS FRIEND LIES NEW
PLANS TO EXIT RAMP UP
DEPORTATIONS AND REQUIRE
MIGRANTS TO REQUEST REFUGEE
STATUS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY BEFORE
CROSSING INTO THE UNITED STATES.
THOSE WHO DON’T ARE LIABLE TO BE
DEPORTED AND BANISHED FOR FIVE
YEARS.
NOW DOESN’T THAT SOUND A BIT
EARLIER?
YEAH IT IS LIKE TRUMP’S POLICY,
WHICH WAS STRUCK DOWN THE
FEDERAL COURT AND WAS ONE THAT
BIDEN DRAGGED HIM FOR AT THE
TIME.
THE DEMS CALLED IT RACE, CRUEL
AND UNNECESSARY. COURSES NOW
CALLED THEIR APPROACH.
YOU JUDGE-EARED FREAK FACE SPEED
YOU’RE TAKING THIS APPROACH
WITHIN THE COUNTRIES OF A BROKEN
IMMIGRATION SYSTEM THAT CONGRESS
HAS NOT FIXED FOR MORE THAN TWO
DECADES, AND WITHOUT THE
RESOURCES WE NEED THE PERSONNEL
FACILITIES REPUTATION AND OTHERS
THAT WE HAVE REQUESTED OF
CONGRESS AND THE WE WERE NOT
GIVEN
>> Gutfeld: WHO KNEW A PIMPLE
COULD TALK.
BUT THE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A
DISASTER IT MUST BE FOR THE BY
DEMONSTRATION TO START USING THE
BIG BAD ORENS RACIST MEN’S POLICIES?
POLICIES?
SO WHAT’S UP THERE?
WHY NOT GET STARTED ON BUILDING
THE WALL THANK YOU JOE CAN HIRE
THE GUYS THAT BUILT THE ONE
AROUND HIS BEACH HOUSE AND THE
ONE BETWEEN HUNTER AND HIS BABY
MAMA.
BECAUSE WE KNOW THE BORDER IS
STILL A DISASTER.
ORDER PUSHA AVERAGED 8700 DAILY
MIGRANT APPREHENSIONS OVER A
RECENT MEETING.
OR AS PGP WOULD SAY, ZERO.
HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ARE
CAMPED OUT AT THE BORDER WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO CROSS.
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT STOCK IN
TENTS.
IS A ALEC BALDWIN’S NEXT WESTERN WESTERN.
WESTERN.
TOO SOON?
OR NOT SOON ENOUGH?
MARKELLE IT WILL BEGIN TO LOOK
AT THE BEGINNING THE NEW YORK
CITY MARATHON WHEN THIS
THERAPIST WAS FIRED.
THOUSAND AND THOUSANDS OF YOUNG
MEN ELBOWING EACH OTHER FOR
THEIR POSITION.
ENOUGH ABOUT THE WOMEN’S RACE. HA, HA, HA, YEAH.
HA, HA, HA, YEAH.
YEAH.
GUATEMALAN PRESIDENT TOLD A
TASER CONGRESSMAN THAT 80,000
MIGRANTS FROM VENEZUELA ARE
HEADED TO THE US AND THE SCARY
PART IS THERE IN A TOTAL OF 11
FANS.
HE CALLED THE WHITE HOUSE ABOUT
IT BUT IT WENT STRAIGHT TO
VOICEMAIL.
PERHAPS THEY WERE TOO BUSY
PUTTING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AND
MAKE BIDEN’S CAGE IN CASE HE
PIECE.
IN CASE IT WAS JUST OTTO PORTER
SAY THAT BY THE WAY, MAYORS ARE
DREADING MANY MORE BUSES OF
MIGRANTS THEIR SANCTUARY CITIES.
FOR WHAT’S REALITY CALLS OUT
THERE EMPTY PROMISES, AND I LOVE
IT APPARENTLY MANHATTAN MAY
CLOSE LARGE SECTION OF CITY
STREETS FOR TEMPORARY HOUSING.
LEGALLY HALTING TRAFFIC TO HELP
HUMAN TRAFFIC.
THE REASON: PLEASE PROVIDE
ACCESS TO WATER, SEWER AND
ELECTRICITY AS WELL AS MODULAR
PREFABRICATED HOUSING.
HOLY ( BLEEP ).
IF ONLY THEY DID THAT FOR THE
HOMELESS.
KILOMETER WOULDN’T BE SLEEPING
ON MY COUCH.
THE CEO OF ATTORNEY HOME
MANUFACTURING SAYS HE MAY BE
SUPPLYING THE UNITS, 420 SQUARE
FEET, TWO BEDROOM, FOLDABLE
UNITS THAT CAN BE DEPLOYED ON
SITE.
IN NEW YORK THAT’S CONSIDERED A
CASTLE.
OFFICIALS ARE ALSO CONSIDERING
CRUISE SHIPS.
I HOPE DREW MAGGI IS THE SHIP,
MEETING.
THEY WILL BE FLEEING BACK HOME
IN NO TIME.
THE CITY ALSO IS THE BUS
MIGRANTS TO THE BURBS SO NOW
THOSE COUNTRIES DECLARING A
STATE OF EMERGENCY, OR EVEN
WORSE A STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
SO IT TURNS OUT SOMETHING
AMERICA’S HOMELESS CRISIS BY ANY
MEANS A NEW HOMELESS WAS A BAD
IDEA.
NOW THAT THE CRISIS IMPACTS
EVERYONE, EVERYONE IS WAKING UP.
PERHAPS EVEN VERY SLEEPY JOE.
HE HAS THAT WALL OF HIS HOUSE SO
WHY SHOULD HE CARE, RIGHT, JOE?
PETER NO, NO, NO, DON’T YOU DARE
COMPARE ME TO THE GUY WHO CAME
BEFORE ME.
I AM MY OWN MAN, I GOT MY OWN
IDEAS BUT IT’S JUST NOT SENDING
THEIR BEST.
THEY ARE BRINGING DRUGS, THEY
ARE BRINGING CRIME, THEY ARE
RAPISTS.
AND SOME I ASSUME ARE GOOD
PEOPLE.
I HAVE A GOOD BRAIN.
I USE THE BEST WORDS.
I LIKE PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T
CAPTURED. AND WHEN THE HELL ARE WE GOING
AND WHEN THE HELL ARE WE GOING
TO SEE OBAMAS BIRTH CERTIFICATE? >> Gutfeld: LET’S WELCOME
>> Gutfeld: LET’S WELCOME
TONIGHT AGAINST, HER INITIALS
SEMICIRCULAR TRICEPS BUT A
FORMER DEPUTY NATIONAL SECURITY
ADVISOR JT MCFARLAND.
AUDIENCES HANG ON HIS EVERY WORD
SO THE CLUBS AND BROOKE WAGNER
COMEDIAN JOE MACKIE.
THE LAST TIME SHE HELD A HELIUM BALLOON SHE LANDED IN MEMPHIS,
BALLOON SHE LANDED IN MEMPHIS,
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR CAT.
AND HE HAS NEITHER SPOTTED SINCE 2003, A MASSIVE PSYCHIC IN THE
2003, A MASSIVE PSYCHIC IN THE
NWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, TYRUS.
SO, JOE, THIS MUST ANGRY YOU AND
SOME WHO CURRENTLY IS ON THE
STREET TO SEE THAT PEOPLE COULD
JUST COME IN HERE AND GET THIS
MODULAR HOUSING WHERE YOU SUE
UNDER THAT BRIDGE ON 52ND STREET
PETER GRAY, I LIVE ON THE STREET
STREET, THAT WAS ONE WEEK WHEN I
WAS CAMPING OUT FOR PHANTOM
MENACE TICKETS.
IT WAS A DISASTER WRONG I GOT
MONO.
THEY CALL IT THE KISSING
DISEASE.
NOT IN MY CASE.
BUT WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT IS
SLOWING DOWN ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
IS TRAIN THE ROMANS, AND YOU
CAN’T COUNT ON THAT.
PLEASE I WILL SAY THIS, IF THEY
CAN KEEP HIM OUT OF AN ANKLE ON
THIS AND BRING FOUR LADIES THEY
CAN STOP THIS PROBLEM.
BUT THEY ALWAYS WANT TO CHANGE
IT BY SAYING, WE HAVE TO DO
STUFF LIKE ADDRESS THE ROOT
CAUSES, AND THAT IS CODE FOR SIN
SIN, A COUNTRY THAT CAN’T FIX
BALTIMORE HAS TO FIX HONDURAS
[APPLAUSE] SPEWING EXCELLENT
POINT, JOE, WELL DONE, WELL DONE
DONE.
KATIE, YOU ARE THE EXPERT AT
NATIONAL SECURITY AND WEARING PURPLE, WELL, THAT WAS SOUND.
PURPLE, WELL, THAT WAS SOUND.
>> THEY THINK >> KT: MIKE ARNOLD COLORS STEVEN
>> KT: MIKE ARNOLD COLORS STEVEN
HARDY IS IMPACT NATIONAL
SECURITY?
>> KT: WHAT IT DOES, FOR COUPLE
OF REASONS, NUMBER 1 WHAT IT
REALLY DOES IS DOMESTIC SECURITY
BECAUSE WHAT IT DOES IS HITTING
EVERY STATE AND EVERY CITY
AGAINST EVERY OTHER STATE.
I WAS IN TALLAHASSEE LAST
WEEKEND FLORIDA’S PASS THE
TOUGHEST AND IMMIGRATION
LEGISLATION THE COUNTRY SOLD IT
IS NOW CLASS THREE FELONY IF YOU
TRANSFER SOMEONE ACROSS STATE
LINES INTO FLORIDA HUNGER
FLORIDA ALSO HAD THIS HUGE
BUDGET TO TAKE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANTS AND BUS THEM
SOMEWHERE ELSE SPEWING RIGHT C4
DELIVER AND INCINERATE HUNGER
EVEN NEW YORK CITY IS TRYING TO
BUST THEM INTO THE SUBS AND THE
SUMMERS ARE SAYING WE DON’T WANT
THEM AND THEY’RE GOING TO BUST
THEM BACK.
SO OTHER THAN THE BUS COMPANY
MAKING A LOT OF MONEY I THINK
THIS IS, NO, WORST THING THAT
COULD HAPPEN TO AMERICA IS WHEN
THE STATE START FIGHTING WITH
EACH OTHER.
AND THAT IS WHAT THESE IDIOTS
HAVE DONE.
THE OTHER THING IS THAT THE
BIDEN ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE
THEY ARE A GREAT GENIUS.
HERE’S THE SOLUTION IS YOU ARE
GOING TO GO ONLINE IF YOU WANT
TO GO TO THE UNITED STATES, HE
GO ONLINE, FILL OUT A FORM AND
UPLOAD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IF
YOU LOOK AT THOSE THOUSAND
PEOPLE LINED UP YOU CAN WHO’S
GOT A CELL PHONE?
NOBODY HAS A CELL PHONE HE WANTS
TO BE FREE EVEN IF THEY HAVE A
CELL PHONE THEY DON’T HAVE WI-FI
CONNECTION SOON EITHER THAT OR
IT IS WET WHEN THE CRYSTAL RIVER
RIVER.
UNLESS YOU KEEP IT IN A LITTLE
BAG.
THAT’S WHAT I DO C4 I DON’T WANT
TO KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING IF
YOU ARE IN WATER TO HOT WATER URINE SPEWING THEY CALL ME THE
URINE SPEWING THEY CALL ME THE
SMART THING.
EVEN WHEN I’M ON DRY LAND.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, CAT, THESE
PEOPLE ARE NOT GETTING THREE
TINY HOMES RIGHT, SO THERE TINY
HOME IS BIGGER THAN YOUR
APARTMENT C4 YEAH SOON AND THEY
HAVE THE FREE FOOD, ELECTRICITY,
THEY GET EVERYTHING.
THIS MUCH A DECREE BECAUSE YOU
WORK VERY HARD AND YET YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
C7 IT DOES FEEL LIKE THAT
SOMETIMES.
BUT ALSO THE TRAFFIC IS PROBABLY
NOT GOING TO BE GOOD FOR THAT
EITHER SPEWING THAT’S TRUE
>> Kat: I WILL BE LIKE ACTUALLY
ONE OF THESE WILL BE MORE
CONVENIENT FOR ME SO I WOULD
JUST LIKE TO MOVE IN THEIR.
I AM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO
GET TO AND FROM MY APARTMENT
BECAUSE IT IS BAD ENOUGH AS IT
IS, THERE’S ALL THE BIKE LANES
HUNGER THERE’S THE BUS LANES
WHERE THE BUS HAS LIKE TWO
PEOPLE ON IT SOON HAVE THE WHOLE
THING TO THEMSELVES
>> Kat: THERE’S LIKE THREE
PEOPLE EVERY TIME THE BUS GOES
BY.
THEN THERE IS THESE OUTDOOR
DINING HAS THAT PEOPLE JUST P
AND.
NOBODY IS EATING AND THERE SO AT
ONE POINT PUMA MOVEMENT IS A
HUMAN RIGHT AND WE DO NOT HAVE
THAT IN NEW YORK CITY SPEWING ON
TOP OF THEM, AS YOU KNOW THE
VIOLENCE IN SOME LIKE NOBODY IS
TAKING THE SUBWAY ANYMORE
>> Kat: WELL, I HAVEN’T HEARD GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT LATELY SOON
GOOD THINGS ABOUT IT LATELY SOON
COME DOWN TO THE SUBWAY
>> Kat: I’M SURPRISED THEY
HAVEN’T GOT A PSA IN LIKE "OH BOY, IT’S NOT THAT BAD," BECAUSE
BOY, IT’S NOT THAT BAD," BECAUSE
I HAVEN’T BEEN ON IT IN A LONG
TIME.
HONESTLY UNFORTUNATELY THE ROOT
CAUSE IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
HERE.
OBVIOUSLY TITLE 42, IT’S
RIDICULOUS THAT LASTED THIS LONG
BECAUSE COVID HAS NOT BEEN AN
EMERGENCY FOR A VERY, VERY, LONG
TIME AND REGARDLESS OF HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT THIS IS A GOVERNMENT
ABUSE OF POWER, YOU HAVE TO
STAND AGAINST IT OR YOU CAN
COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER GOVERNMENT
ABUSE APARTMENT, YES, I AM VERY
CONCERNED ABOUT MY COMMUTE 61,
ALL RIGHT, TYRUS, IT IS KIND OF
FUNNY THAT JOE ONCE AGAIN IS
PLAGIARIZING.
THIS TIME EITHER PLAGIARIZING
TRUMP.
31ST CALLED THEM RACIST AND THAT
HE WILL RIP HIM OFF.
>> Tyrus: IT’S NOT PLAGIARIZING,
IT’S JUST, YOU KNOW, THEY ARE
JUST TRADING PERSONALITIES, LIKE
TRUMP DIDN’T COMMIT CRIMES AND
ACCUSED OF CRIMES, BIDEN COMMIT
CRIMES DOESN’T GET ACCUSED OF
CRIMES.
JUMP HAS GOOD IDEAS AND OTHER --
BIDEN HAS MANAGERS WHICH MEANS
THEY ARE NOW TRUMP SPANISH.
WELL, IF THEY WERE GOOD HE WOULD
HAVE PUT THEM IN WHEN HE IS IN.
HE DID AND YOU GUYS ENDED IN THE
FIRST DAYS.
THEY JUST CHANGE THE TITLE
LIKELY TO GET A NEW CARD OR
WHATEVER HAPPENED IN THE BACK
SEAT FOR YOU GOT IT IS NOT YOUR
PROBLEM SPEWING RIGHT SPECIE
>> THE SPELL THAT ALEXA IS
DIFFERENT NOW IS WITH YOU.
THAT’S THE SAME THINK ABOUT
ANOTHER THING IS WITH THIS I
THINK THIS IS A TIME IF I LIVED
IN NEW YORK I WOULD BE GETTING
BILLBOARDS CALLING BEAUTIFUL
PICTURES OF SAN FRANCISCO IN THE
70s HUNGER I BE HAVING THIS
OUTDOORS IN THE LOVELY BILL CARD
CARD.
IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
SAN BERNARDINO CALIFORNIA.
I WOULD BE PUTTING ALL KINDS OF
PLACES’ MAPS, AND JUST TREASURE IN HIS OF CALIFORNIA.
IN HIS OF CALIFORNIA.
I WAS DOING THINGS LIKE THAT TO
GET MIGRANTS TO MAYBE GO THAT
WAY.
BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO SEE
CAMILLE WAS RIGHT, EVERYBODY
LOVES BUSES, APPARENTLY, NOW SO
THEY WILL DRIVE PEOPLE ALL OVER
THE COUNTRY.
IS REALLY SAD AND THE WORST
PART IS NOT JUST LIKE KENT’S
APARTMENT BEING SMUGGLED YOU
WORK YOUR BUTT OFF TO YOU BY
YOUR FIRST HOME AND YOU GET A
NICE WINDOW AND THEN YOU WAKE UP
IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR CUP OF
COFFEE AND THERE’S 14 HOUSES
YOUR FRONT YARD SPEWING YEAH --
61 YEAH THAT’S TRUE.