Watch out, guys. Looks like Nolan had a back up plan.
Let me at him. Let me at him.
Charge!
And so what began as a friendly competition escalated
into something far greater.
[screaming]
Oh!
[groaning]
And while our heroes were weaker, smaller,
and, let's face it, kind of pathetic...
[yelling]
they had far better senses of humor
than those entitled little brats at Jefferson...
and certainly more heart.
That was awesome!
Nate! You ruined everything!
No!
[screaming]
Let's go get 'em!
[howling, thundering]
I'm being eaten.
Don't worry, Spits. I'll be brave for both of us.
Mr. Eustace.
[knocking, creaking]
Huh? Mr. Eustace?
[screaming, growling, munching]
Forget that! Run!
[screaming]
[panting]
[grunting]
[panting]
Sorry, Spits, we didn't make it in time.
Spitsy.
[groaning]
Spitsy!
Don't worry, Spitz!
[grunting]
I'm- I'm coming.
I'm coming for you!
Spitsy. Spitsy, in the house now.
[panting]
[sighing] Come here.
Zombie wolf school bus! Spitsy. Come here, boy.
[thudding]
Look out, Spitsy!
[groaning]
I'll save you, Spitsy!
Oh, no!
[whining]
[growling]
Go away, zombie wolf!
Zombie?
They're walking on their hind legs now,
which means they're evolving faster than we realized.
Look, they're still leftover croutons.
[chittering]
Oh, that was weird.
[groaning]
[thudding, moaning]
Okay, he's inside,
but it's going to be okay, Spits.
We are prepared for this.
Hey, zombie wolf! I'm over here!
[muffled] Nate. Nate. Nate?
[screaming]
Yes.
[moaning]
This way, zombie wolf!
[moaning]
Huh?
[groaning]
I'm upstairs, zombie wolf! Come and get me!
[groaning]
[thudding, screaming]
[groaning]
[laughing]
[moaning]
Take that, you zombie wolf!
[groaning]
Hey, you sound kind of familiar. [sniffing]
Do I know you?
[muffled] Nate, I'm your dad. It's me.
[groaning]
Uh, what's that noise? Is that your stomach?
[grumbling]
[clacking]
[screaming]
Leah! Leah! Listen for my voice!
No! Go away!
But I'm coming to help you!
Send someone else!
No, I'm gonna make this right!
Saddle up, people! We got a battle to fight!
Take no prisoners!
For glory!
[unintelligible]
[grunting]
Listen to my voice, Leah!
I, uh... [grunting]
I have to tell you something!
Yes, I was pretending to like you.
I was a jerk and I'm really sorry!
But then...
Then I started to like you for real.
Like, like like you.
I agree. You were a jerk. But keep going. I'm listening.
[grunting] I wanna make it right.
Just not right this second. cause I'm-
Cause an angry vine is currently constricting
my small intestines.
[grunting]
I'm sorry, Leah!
I think the two-eyed oracle messed up.
I can't saveth the day. [grunting]
I can't even move.
Nate, the oracle did foretell of a brave knight
that would saveth the day.
[fighting]
But they said nothing of doing it alone.
Leah! No!
Don't worry, Nate!
[grunting]
Nate, what happened?
Dee Dee. Is that you?
Yes, Nate, it's me. Are you hurt?
No, just really...
[gasping]
hungry.
These beets are too earthy for my palate.
[grunting, cracking]
No time to eat! You've got to save your made up fiance!
Leah.
Nate. You must save me from Hrothgar.
Remember the frog.
Well, I don't see Hrothgar.
You're tangled in vines and w-what about the frog?
The only way to defeat Hrothgar's curse
is to summon the frog of destiny.
No, no, no, no, no, no. You buried the frog at school.
It's gone, thankfully.
And I don't have the margarine or the hot cloth.
You must believe, Nate.
It will take a strong mind to defeat the wicked Hrothgar.
Just improvise!
You can do it, Nate. Just use your imagination.
Frog of destiny, I beseech you!
Stretch out at your illustrious fly catching tongue
from beneatheth the soft pavement
at P.S. 38eth
and slurpeth out Hrothgars curse!
[screaming]
[giggling]
[laughing]
[growling]
[screaming]
Yoohoo. Who's yonder weeping do I hear?
Ye distressed one, reveal yourself.
Dee Dee, is that you? Save me.
Ah, Nate, are you in the cave?
Cause there's a giant bear outside.
Uh, yeah. Thanks. I noticed. Do something.
[growling]
Oh, why didn't I research notable female bear wranglers?
What do I do? Oh, who can I be?
[gasping]
[screaming, rumbling]
Huh?
Oh, wait. Did I just freak out a bear?
Okay. Okay. What's wrong, furball?
Am I not chill enough for you?
Well. Well, if you want chill,
you've got the wrong kid!
[unintelligible] kickball change,
exit stage left!
[gasping] Oh oh oh. I did it.
I took a bear out by myself, and I did it as myself.
Dee Dee, the girl who was afraid of camping.
Thank you. That was truly awesome.
Please don't tell anyone about this.
Are you kidding me?
This is going to be chapter one of my memoir.
[groaning]
Oh, no.
...of having a strong team.
[giggling]
Oh, this is exciting...
[gasping]
Hmm?
[laughing]
Sometimes the choice is simple.
Your social studies teacher has turned into a kaiju monster.
You must slay her
before danger comes to the princess,
who in this case is your principal.
Oh, hi.
Which actually looks pretty good on him.
[grunting]
[screaming]
Oh. So, that's where the vegetarian surprise went.
Oh.
Food fight! Food fight! Food fight!
Dudes! Dudes! Dudes! Stop!
Principal Nichols said if the school gets trashed,
they're gonna cut the art program.
No. That means Drama Club's next.
Nate, you got to do something. These children are animals.
You guys, stop!
Since I'm in charge, let's eat lunch outside today!
[cheering]
[chuckles] Problem solved.
Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo!
Uh! How did this happen?!
What are all these kids doing here?
It's a school, Einstein.
[rumbling]
Huh?
Is that gum?
[thudding]
Water slide!
Do something, Nate!
Can you not do that, brah?
[chuckles] Good one, Nate.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey.
Can you put that back, please?
Mr. Galvin will freak if you mess up-
[groaning]
Battle cry!
What are you doing, Nate?
What nobody else has the [unintelligible] to do, amigo.
He's clogging up that garbage volcano
with the bag full of Beardy Yum-Yum wrappers.
He's fighting trash with trash.
A brave man risking it all to save his best friends,
and Francis.
I'm coming, Nate!
[
We'll never forget you, Nate Wright.
I thought his name was Obadiah Golan.
Nate, you don't have to do this. I got us into this mess,
and I promised your dad I wouldn't let
anything happen to you.
But I pushed us too far!
We should have stayed back, like you said!
Shoulda, woulda, coulda!
Gramps!
[
[birds chirping]
[rumbling, screaming]
It's gonna blow!
[screaming]
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Climb up to me, Nate.
I can't move.
What?! Why?!
Because I'm peeing myself!
[screaming]
[dolphin clicking]
[honking]
Ahoy, mates.
It's Ahoy, mateys, dad.
Same difference. Anybody want a carpool back to Rackleff?
Nate's dad. You're back.
We're saved!
Oh, Marty, it's Nate and Vern. They're- They're-
Stuck in the trash chute!
Stuck on the what?
[screaming]
Nate! Dad!
Do something nerdy. Your family needs you.
Your family needs- Your family needs- Your family-
[screaming]
Those moles do not look right.
[
Dad!
Gotcha! Come on, Dad. On the count of three, jump.
Go on, get out of here.
If I unclog my butt from the pipe,
this island is gonna blow.
We're not leaving you.
Yeah, well, I guess stubbornness runs in the family, huh?
Yes. Now jump!
[screaming]
[splashing]