Breaking news story just in!
China spy balloon is spying
on America from the skies.
Pentagon says it is tracking what's believed to be
a Chinese spy balloon spotted flying over Montana.
This is just in.
A spy balloon believed to belong to the Chinese
has been spotted flying over the United States.
Breaking news.
The US tracking a suspected Chinese spy
balloon flying over the United States.
This is a picture of the balloon,
and that balloon is the size of three buses.
There is a ginormous white
balloon in the skies of America.
It can be seen with the naked eye from the ground.
Can be seen with the naked eye,
and it is being used by China to spy on America.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
If you were China and you wanted to spy
on America, what would be the best kind
of aircraft that would not be noticed?
It would be inconspicuous,
and it would be great for spying and just
going around in the sky unnoticed.
Ah yes! I know.
A gigantic white balloon!
That looks like the moon.
That's it.
It looks like the moon.
So most Americans will just think,
oh, that's the moon.
Okay, that sounds like a great...That sounds like
a great secret spying surveillance craft to me.
My goodness.
Just ridiculous.
I can't believe what's going on.
I thought it was a joke when
I first saw this story.
And so China has made a statement
saying that this is indeed their craft.
It's a weather aircraft that is used mainly
for meteorology
and scientific purposes and studying the weather,
and it's been blown way off course.
It has limited manoeuvrability.
They can't really control where it
goes if it's being blown off course.
Right.
And so they've come out and said that,
and America's reply basically is...This means war!
We know that it's a surveillance balloon,
and I'm not going to be able
to be more specific than that.
He's saying, oh, we figured out that this is
indeed a surveillance aircraft,
but I can't go any further into that.
Don't ask me any questions about that because,
you know, I just made it up right here and then.
I mean, he could say anything.
He could say, we found that it
has three nukes on board.
You can't ask me any more questions about
that because, you know, I don't I don't
want to answer any more questions.
It also has a...there's a circus on board.
It has a cinema, and there's
a few restaurants inside.
Don't ask me any more questions about
that because I ain't answering shit.
We're just making this up as we go along.
Okay.
It's got a bowling alley inside, too.
We currently assessed it does not pose a physical
or military risk to people on the ground.
Do people really think
that China is that stupid that they would
use this gigantic balloon and just whoops.
Just waltz on over into American airspace?
Whoopsy daisy
Oh, I thought I could just spy in American
airspace with a gigantic visible white balloon.
I thought no one would notice it.
Yeah, just waltz,
just waltz on over American airspace.
I just wanted to get a few secrets and then waltz
back over back to China to unload
all the secrets from the balloon.
It's just mad that I can't believe that people
would read this story and be like, yes,
China would use a gigantic white
balloon that looks like the moon.
Yes, they're taking all of our secrets.
And there's another part I saw.
I think it was on Fox again, or CNN, and it was
like it was saying the balloon was was flying.
Over very sensitive areas
of America and military air bases.
Let me tell you one thing.
America's military bases, right?
If you fly anywhere in the world,
you're going to fly over one of their military
bases, because they've got that many.
I know what they should have
asked the Pentagon guy.
They should have asked him and said.
Hey, excuse me, Mr.
Pentagon man, do you know how many military
bases do you have around the globe?
Because the answer is,
they don't know they have that many.
They don't even know that's how much out of hand
it is, they don't even know how
many military bases they have.
It's crazy.
And all that spending, I thought, was billions.
It's not billions.
They spend trillions to maintain all those
military bases around the world
in almost every single country.
It's crazy when they should be spending that money
inside their own country on their huge homeless
problem and the infrastructure that's crumbling.
But no, no, we need to spend another
trillion dollars on our military bases.
Actually, I think they just announced today.
We need five more military bases
in the Philippines because we
need to watch China closely.
We need to be right on their doorstep.
Can you imagine if China was like America
and had military bases right outside of America?
It's madness.
Why has America got all these military bases?
I tell you one thing.
Do you think that America is not spying
on every single country in the world?
I mean, there was that story a while ago
where it was, I think, was it France?
And America got caught spying on France,
who is supposed to be their ally.
So America's spying on the allies and.
Their so called enemies.
They're a threat.
They're so called threats.
Trump post saying, shoot down the balloon.
If I was President, I'd pull out
my bazooka and shoot it myself.
That's what Trump said.
But the Pentagon is not shooting down the balloon.
It poses no threat because obviously they know
that it's a weather aircraft,
but they're just twisting it.
They're twisting it because
it fits their narrative.
They can use it because it came out that they've
been following this tracking this
thing for like, three or four days.
But then the stories only
just come out, like today.
So you can see they've been thinking
for a few days, like, how can we twist this?
It's just some weather balloon.
I don't know what's going,
but it's come over here.
How can we twist this?
Yes.
Say it's a spy balloon.
That's a great way.
The American citizens,
they'll believe it straight away.
And now this story gets even better,
I think today, actually,
there's reports that there's another
spy balloon found in South America.
I think the story is still developing.
This is the developing story.
Don't know what's going on.
There's another balloon found, right?
A second one found somewhere.
South America or somewhere.
So do you really think that China would mess up
twice with two spy balloons getting noticed if
if they do have spy balloons in the first place?
I mean, it is ridiculous.
Obviously, something... Don't get me wrong,
something has gone wrong.
At one point, someone in the weather
department in China is getting fired.
These weather balloons are flying
all over the place, right?
Someone's messed up.
Someone's getting fired.
But they're not spy balloons.
Think about what you're saying.
A balloon like a hot air balloon,
but a gigantic one.
You would use that because
that is really inconspicuous.
You're not going to notice
a giant balloon in the sky.
That's such a great surveillance aircraft.
But anyway, you're going to be seeing
this story a lot in the next few days.
Probably in the next week, two weeks.
They're gonna be going on about this balloon.
There's like a live cam where they're
tracking the balloon across the sky.
They're just going to use this to try and...
They're going to twist whatever comes out from it
just to push their narrative.
They just want war.
America.
They want war with every country in the world.
Because that's the only way
that Americans can advance in this world.
They have to invade and bomb places.
That's the truth.
Anyway, that is the end of this video,
and I will see you in the next one.
Signing off from the streets of China.
Wait, let me just check if there's any
surveillance balloons.
Nope, none.
Anyway, signing off.