alright! hey guys whats up its dylan skellydun
its has been quite a while
i don't know how long its been
it feels like a while though right?
I feel like we haven't like
done this in a long time
my laptops fixed
so we're going to be doing this more frequently so I'm super excited about
that yeah you have your drink cause I have my drink slowly trying to like make sure
make sure I drink a video make sure i drink a video?
that-that be real nice
just grind it up
like a smoothie
uh drink a drink in video
so you know maybe you guys think of drinks and you hydrate
don't want to dehydrate this is me caring for you so so I mean I'm gonna
woooo!
nice!
alright um
say like this because it's not going to be any different than the other ones I'm
still gonna talk for 10 minutes about really nothing and I'm still gonna talk
like you are right there and not wherever you are in the world
i got a haircut
its kind of not styled right now but
I'm like living large man
living large got new haircut new shirts
harry's chilling in the
background to waiting to drag me down
to hell
yeah so I was thinking I was then tell you another story about how weird my
life has been but then I just was thinking in the car and I would question question for the world
okay are you ready?
right it's me like ranting about how crappy moviegoer I am so right so you
it has to deal with crying because what in my life doesn't?
have to deal with crying?
so alright
know everyone cries occasionally you know some ppl are like hashtag blessed with how they cry because i
there's some people who just like they cry but its like
they're not even crying
like a few tears
and they sniffle and like they barely get red just like the crime you know
and thats just like it them crying
that's good I'm like wow I'm so jealous and then you have the normal crier with
some snot and some like tears and you know they will look like they're really really sad
and you know you like it's cool I don't know how to deal with crying but you know what I just
i just
hit my hand but I'm gonna power through yeah but then there's me ok I got cursed
man I swear to god i've i've been cursed and it's just so bad man so bad when I cry
it's not like one single manly Dean Winchester tear or it's not like you
know cute little ones that get all like you know red you know I cry it is like
OMG they're such a cute crier
Noooooo
man when i cry its like
you don't get the like a little hole in the front gate like a little water like
comes down naw man it's like either I'm not crying or the floodgates have opened
and it is raining now on me it is raining men on me as i cry
because literally I cry and cry and cry tears and snot and I will start like a
bad thing about me is that I'm the type of person who likes to make people laugh
so when I'm crying ill just start laughing
can't help it it's so embarrassing
its so loud
ok so now that were on the subject of crying
ok so I'm a sympathetic and I totally sounds made up and it probably
could be you know I know but when I see people crying and I'm not talking about
like a kid crying in like a toy store because he didn't get the toy
he wanted no I'm talking about like you to examples alright so my friend and I
this is not a spoiler because I really don't remember the movie because I hated
it so much my friend and i went to see ant man
went and saw antman?
grammar
english
we went to see
we sawsee antman
antmen
and so I don't know any I could not tell you what happened in the movie I was so
there's this woman I don't know my name I think I her name is hope
she sheds like couple tears in the movie
and I wasn't expecting it because you think a
man like what's going to happen in a man in literally sheds these tears OK and the
next scene he's freaking riding ants like
like in the grass
and its its not sad
she shed these two tears so I'm like oh my god she's crying
and it just opens
inside of me that says you have to try to you can't let them feel awkward being
being the only one crying even though they're on the screen so I'm bawling my eyes out in the
in the middle of ant man while he's riding ants I'm crying and I'm like
trying to fix my face and she's laughing out being like the guy next to me
staring at me and he taps his wife girlfriend I don't know and she like
she gets a purse and hands me some tissues
thanks! thanks for not thinking this persons a weirdo
so i cried during antman and thats like
the crier that i am
but I'm going to tell you
the time that i saw the fault in our stars
even though I'm not
green fan I my friend my two friends Im not friends with any of them anymore
push the bad out
i saw the fault in our stars
i almost said the fault in our antman
what is the fault in our antman?
you know I can spoil this movie because if you haven't heard about it you had to
live under a rock because you know and you know somebody dies I won't spoil who
you know somebody dies because the entire thing is about cancer
know so I read the book and I didn't shed a tear and the movie cannot be that
bad
none of my friends brought tissues like we were just going to go out that I wish I
was right more often in my life than I have been wrong because
we freaking sit down
the entire movie I'm so good I'm not tearing up I'm not laughing
I'm just like wow this is a really ok movie
ok so then one of the characters
dies
because you know thats going to happen
they set it up in the beginning
because its a cancer movie
and somebody has to die
they can't be happy
they can't all live forever
and like go
into remission
and live the fricken rest of their life
nope has to be the fault in our stars brutus
our stars!
we have to die!
but you know whatever!
of them dies and its even before they die like the deteriorating
really bad and so I start tearing up because this persons tearing up and
crying while snot of course they don't want to die because really who does but
some people out there
I'm sorry if you do
it'll get better
anyway ok so they're like crying then i just then like me and my friend
and this is why you can't take me to the movies
because i start
scream crying Im like crying
and my friend next to me she's like
and were so
not like loud
but we were quiet so like
so you could hear us
and so I'm like I'm like crying
because this fictional freaking character!
just dies!
which i mean i shed a few tears for bucky
really I didn't want to shed these tears
for a character from a john green book
so I'm trying to tell myself jokes
in my head to make myself stop crying
know what my friend who's laughing and crying and crying on how we fit into
this position on the side bowling he likes this hoodie over his body and his
money in my bra crying I just hate sad movies why am i sympathetic prior wasn't
even like sad it was because they were because he died and I have grown I shed
12 year and I'm like oh my god I have to cry with you prior died again would you
believe in that what movie you cried at do not watch good will hunting party
doesn't start
parties now