Oh my God, she's horrible!
Eh!
Oh no! Xenia, orh hor!
Can I explain myself?!
Hello! Hi!
I want to wait.
Hi, this is Alison.
Hi, I'm Julian.
Hi, I'm Xenia.
Hi, I'm Fauzi and this is
Would You Rather!
Huh, it's so hard!
It's damn long!
How to read so fast?
Max. spray two times only ah?
Oh, really meh?
I'm very nice. I don't spray one.
So, the first question is
'Would you rather get away with lying everytime or know that someone is lying?'
That's not the question.
What? Yes, that's the question.
That was the question.
I thought it's that people know I lie everytime.
Girl, you can't even understand English!
English!
I guess we are ready!
Okay, wait.
Those that answer 'Get away with lying everytime', put your hands up.
Okay, ready in 3, 2, ....
I'll tell, okay. Ready in 3, 2, 1!
Oh my God, you!
Too big, ah!
Oh my God!
Eh, why my -
Mine squirt backwards leh.
Squirt back.
Don't too tight.
Eh, it's damn a lot eh!
Actually, I would choose your answer but then I choose the other one.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
It is not beneficial to you.
No! No!
Yah, it's not beneficial to you at all!
You will feel more emotionally distressed that people are lying to you.
I would rather you lie to people then I'll get away with it.
Would you rather be able to read minds or teleport?
Okay.
'Read minds', put up your hand. 3, 2, 1!
Oh!
Yay!
2 points! 2 Points!
I don't want to know what people are thinking. I rather just wee!
Ya, I also don't want!
Traverse!
That would be very weird you know like if you just walked past people and then they suddenly think about
like killing someone.
Ya, then I'll be like
Would you rather have your taste buds on your butt or poop through your mouth?
Oh shit (no pun intended).
Okay.
'Taste buds on your butt', raise up your hand.
3, 2, 1!
Ha ha ha!
Ally!
One! Two!
Huh, I want to taste food though!
Acutally, I'm quite confused with the question.
So, having your tastebuds on your butt right,
so do you still eat through your mouth?
You can! But you can't tate the food.
I know! Then do you still poop through your ass?
Because if you still poop through your ass, you still taste your food. You get what I mean?
Wow! That means when you're shitting, you can taste it.
Yeah, that's why!
But -
Why?
I rather eat then enjoy first, then suffer later.
Would you rather know how or when you're going to die?
I don't even know what my answer is anymore but yes, I think I know.
'How', put up your hand, okay? Ready? 3, 2, 1!
How
It's a tie!
Even.
Huh, are you serious? Ya'll want how?
I choose how.
Alison changed her answer.
No! I said how, right?
Sorry, I forget.
Ally!
Why? Julian, why would you want to know how? It's so scary.
I can avoid it.
No!
You can't!
Okay, I feel like if you think about it realistically-
Why am I so wet?
Know when right, you have a definite time period of when you are going to like ...
live lah!
How right, you may know it like now eh!
But you don't know when it's going to happen.
So, it's freaking scary eh!
But you can avoid it.
And it's like constantly going through in your mind.
I guess my answer was wrong.
Would you rather go to jail for something you didn't do
or get away with something horrible you did but always live in the fear of being caught?
Okay, 'go jail for four years for something you didn't do', put your hand up.
Ready in 3, 2, 1!
Oh my God, she's horrible!
Xenia, orh hor!
Can I explain myself?!
Firstly, because I'm watching Netflix's 'I Am A Killer', it's a biography of all the criminals going on death row.
I thought that if I like flee, maybe I can do community service.
Or if I really damn guilty, I'll just kill myself.
Huh, I rather go to jail leh.
Ya!
I don't want to live in regret.
Yeah, me too.
Let's be honest, I'm gonna go to jail for a totally different reason.
Like what?
Would you rather have no elbows or no knees?
Huh, I feel like I'm gonna get it.
So, 3, 2, 1, 'no elbows', put your hand up ah.
3, 2, 1!
You made my shorts so wet!
Why ya'll no elbow, ya'll okay? That means ya'll will be like this eh.
No but if you have no knees means you can't walk!
Then you're gonna have one long arm.
But at least-
But, but, I can-
Yeah!
But I can. If my feet is here, I am short.
So, I use my thighs.
Wait, wait, the-
You want to touch your hair, it's like that.
No, but you might have a long arm that just like-
That just like that, like that.
Yeah, without an elbow.
No! With no elbow!
Yah, but with the long arms still.
How do I take this with my hand?
No, you must have this, like that, like that.
Scratch, scratch your face like that.
T-rex!
Cannot! You can't scratch. You have to use your legs.
If you drink water also cannot eh.
Would you rather be in a relationship where your partner loves you but you don't love them
or you love your partner but they don't love you?
This is a very sad question!
And I feel like I'm horrible.
I've been here before.
'Partner love you but you don't love them, put up your hand.
Ready, 3, 2, 1.
What?
Really ah?
I feel very bad!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
I feel like you just deserve to be more wet just because you're awful.
I feel like you should be giving love to people and not expecting love back.
Yes! Yes!
I also agree.
I agree with you. Amen!
Eh me also! Me also!
I believe that there's always someone who loves the other person more and there's no 'I love you equally as much'.
And I feel like for all my relationships, my partner always loved me more.
So, so that -
Aiya, I'm a bad person lah!
No.
Honestly, you're just damn lucky and damn privileged lorh.
Huh, no!
Would you rather kiss Chris or Jon?
Is you add the question in yourself is it?
This is the last question I answered.
Oh, is it?
Oh, wow.
Okay, the ...
'Chris', put up your hand ah. Ready!
3, 2, 1.
Stop!
Stop.
Okay, that's enough.
You only get two sprays.
I thought you would kiss Jon.
Why though?
Because Chris has smooth skin. It's very like hug-able and white.
We're just talking about kissing here. You're not hugging this person, you know.
You're not gonna like -
And -
Can I just summarise how he described Chris in three chinese words?
I's like tender and white.
Ya, ya!
That's how like
old people look at those young children.
He's like a pork bao.
Ya, a pork bao!
Ya'll will kiss Jon?
Yeah
Why though?
Look at him. Such a handsome man.
No, I -
Chris is innocent.
What a beautiful chocolate man!
Man
What a beautiful chocolate man!
Would you rather have no one show up at your wedding -
or your funeral?
Okay?
Okay.
Raise up your hand for wedding. 3, 2, 1!
What?
Raise up your hand!
This is a different universe.
What?
'Wedding', raise your hand ah. 3, 2, 1!
I rather have no one show up at my funeral.
Ya, same.
Would you rather go back in time or go to the future?
Okay.
Okay. 'Back in time', raise your hand.
3, 2, 1.
What the *bleep*!
Hey! Ya'll suck by the way.
'Back in time', raise your hand. 3, 2, 1.
Why?
Anyway, like I said, I rather go to the future because there's no point going to the past and ...
reliving that when in the future, I can see -
You don't want to see some cowboys?
Huh?
I think for me and Ally, we just more sentimental.
Yeah, I rather go back to a happier time or change something that I regretted like I didn't do.
Is there something you regretted that you wish you can change?
Yeah, I have a lot of things.
Like what?
Like meeting Julian.
No, like -
No, like I never speak up for myself
or like I don't dare to ask some guy out or something.
Wow!
You can tell him now! We're traveling back in time.
No!
Would you rather be allergic to the light
or allergic to darkness?
Okay, 'allergic to light', raise your hand.
3, 2, 1!
There are damn a lot of liars in this room!
I'm the only one who's freaking honest in this -
Me too!
I love the sun.
Yes, yes!
'Light', raise your hand ah! 3, 2, 1.
What?
Why?
Why? Why? I don't understand.
Would you rather lick peanut butter clean off someone's body
Oh
or be the person being licked clean?
He's like covered the entire body with peanut butter.
Okay, let's use Chris as the person.
He's like entirely covered in peanut butter?
Can don't use Chris?
I feel like if Chris, then my answer different.
Huh
So you can choose the restaurant -
Okay, I never finish my sentence. Chris Hemsworth.
Oh, then different.
After I lick him clean, if Chris Hemsworth, I also do other things.
Huh, that means, that means, that means
either you lick Chris clean or Chris lick you clean.
Ya, ya, ya.
Oh my God!
You lick the person, raise your hand ah.
Why!
Why Ally, why?
Don't!
Because I don't know. I don't want the person's tongue to touch me.
No, but you can shower.
Yeah
Yeah, you can shower.
Your tongue is gonna be like -
Your tongue is there forever.
You can just eat it cleaner, what?
You will eat it.
What if you get to eat pubic hair?
Or like ...
Or like dirt?
No, then just get the person to shave.
No, but if you saw him lick you, then damn disgusting leh.
It's like damn ticklish, right?
I would just say like -
Yeah, like lick your ear and crevices, you want?
Some people might actually enjoy that!
Do not yuck other people's yums, okay?
Yeah, I rather lick someone else lah.
It's a bit like too sexual that question. I feel so uncomfortable.
Yeah!
But then I think about it like actually, I would do that.
Both!
Yeah, I would do it for fun.
Let's all dip ourselves in peanut butter and lick each other off.
Ewww!
Then at first, you can see two tongues.
Eeeeee!
Would you rather eat Jon's toes or drink Fauzi's saliva?
Oh, what the fudge?
Eat Jon - eeeee!
But how does that apply to me?
For you, it's Chris' saliva.
Oh, huh?
Eat and chew and like -
Oh my God!
Okay, then easy.
Okay, okay, that's easy.
So, my toe, raise your hand.
3, 2, 1!
What?
Are you serious?
Why? Why? Why?
Why?
You are a cannibal!
Fauzi is so clean eh!
It's just like making out with me, with tongue.
No but like a whole glass full.
It's not that bad!
Can you think about it?
No
No, but I can like -
Yeah, you can just gulp, right?
His one must bite the toenail.
Eeeee!
I don't mind!
And if you see Jon's toe, it's damn disgusting.
I mean, I'm not swallowing it.
It has dirt, hair, fur.
His skin is disgusting.
Inside his toe here.
But it's not going in.
Some more, his toe, his feet, is wet, you know.
You are drinking someone else's saliva.
Okay, do it now, do it now. Prove it.
Drink Fauzi's saliva.
Then you must eat his toe.
Okay, okay.
Would you rather be good-looking but stupid
No
or intelligent but ugly?
Okay.]
Okay?
That's already me right now.
Good-looking and stupid, raise your hand.
3, 2, 1!
There is an expiry date with looks.
What is it?
Beauty is temporary.
Yeah, but Dove is forever.
But I rather be damn intelligent right, then I go like make a lot of money
because I'm intelligent, I create.
And then I do plastic surgery.
Wah best!
Then I'm pretty and smart.
Yes!
You might be pretty smart.
Would you rather be able to speak to animals or be able to speak ten different languages?
I feel like Ally and I will be the same.
Animal, raise your hand.
I don't know! I don't know!
3, 2, 1!
No, why?
No because if I talked to the animal right, they'll probably be like
'help me! help me!'
'I want food! I want food!'
I feel like there's no -
true connection or like deep conversations, you know?
Have you not watched -
Have you not watched The Wild Thornberrys?
Eliza
Eliza had to save the animals.
Have you not watched UP?
Squirrel!
I have -
I just met and I love you!
I saw a blueberry!
No, but I feel like having different languages, I can talk to so much more people.
What if you hear a tiger?
There are more animals than human beings
in this world.
How many elephants do you want to talk to?
As many as possible.
I am Maria.
What if you hear a lion? What if you hear a lion talk?
Why are you assuming that all the animals in the world -
Are stupid!
Ya!
Can only think one way.
No, but what can they discuss with you? Their lives from -
Eh, I want to talk to dolphins eh.
Aww, the dolphins are cute.
They'll be like 'the sea is dying! the sea is dying!'.
Yeah and then I can ask them like if they have the secrets to the under the sea, you know.
Or they like 'hey, I made out with someone today. I just gave birth to Jimmy ...'
How is that not interesting?
Or like the ants.
1, 2, 3, 4
How is that not cute sia?
1, 2, 1, 2
That's freaking cute eh!
Yes!
Yes! Woah, oh my God!
Welcome to TSL Beauty Salon.
Yes!
With us ...
I don't want a makeover.
the ladies.
You want a makeover?
I don't, I don't, I don't
Okay, I heard you want a makeover.
Okay, so we're going to do it right now.
Wait, are we doing a proper girl makeup?
No!
Just sit back and relax.
Freestyle ah?
Are we gonna do freestyle or do a -
Freestyle!
Beautiful!
Okay, come.
Can you all pose with him and then look at this camera?