(upbeat music)
- How is this marriage compared to your first one?
- Oh, better.
(laughing)
- High five.
Why did you marry me?
- I mean, I married you because I can't wait to wake up
and see your wrinkly old face, your deep crows feet--
- Give me six months.
- No like, there's sometimes I'll look at you in the morning
and I like see your face and I see like your crow's feet
and I see like your gray hair
and I think about when you'll just like,
be all skin and bones and gray and all that--
- Fuck.
- And I love you and it makes me think of like,
I want to see that day.
That's what made me ultimately say yes is,
I want to get to that point where I wake up
and I see the history of all the life we've lived together,
like you asleep on a pillow next to me.
How has your love changed for me?
(laughs)
- It's only gotten bigger and deeper.
It's funny, I look at you and I see my other half.
You are absolutely my other half.
This sounds so cliche, I don't care.
I don't feel complete if I'm not around you.
If you're like out of town for a few days, which happens,
Yeah, I kind of, I think I told you,
you were out of town for like three or four days.
- Oh yeah, when I was in LA.
- When you were in LA.
And the first nights, like, oh, it's super fun,
I'm like gonna go home and get drunk
and watch TV and just like be a lush
and then by day two, I was miserable.
I had nothing. I didn't know what to do with myself.
I just kind of puttered around until you got home--
- Awe.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- I was having fun., I missed you. I was having so much fun.
- Yeah, rub it in.
- Yeah, so much fun.
(laughing)
- I just,
I look at you as my other half and that,
it's important to me.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- I love you.
- I love you too. That's why we're here.
What's one thing you want us to experience together and why?
- I can't wait to get to like 60, our kid is out
and we can just be horny, like lecherous, bastards
around them in the world.
- It's not too different from now.
We just don't have the kid yet.
- Yeah, but once they're like out, it's like,
all right, your room's a sex swing.
(laughing)
- And then we can get the sex swing?
- Maybe.
We'll see.
- We're pretty horny and lecherous as it is.
(laughing)
- Fair.
- We've almost gotten into trouble.
(laughing)
- What are we not doing?
- Well, we're not having a baby.
- Oh, that--
- Is that?
(groans)
Can we talk about that?
- I mean, that's not what I would--
- Would--
- Well no, I mean, it's fine.
It's just, I think you and I both
it hit us this year that like,
if we could manifest a child like that,
which also sounds horrifying the way I just put it,
like manifested child.
Like, we took a child out of the thin air.
Which is not what I mean.
- Yeah, no, there's, there's like
crime documentary series about that.
You don't do that Keisha.
- Well, I won't.
(laughing)
- But I think that's the one thing,
I feel like so many things in our life are like amazing.
I'm grateful--
- It's the one thing I feel like we haven't done yet,
I feel like we've been able to do all of the other things
we've wanted to do, but we just haven't gotten to that yet.
- And I'm, eager is not even the right word. I'm just ready.
Like--
- We though we've have a baby by now.
That's how we kicked off the quarantine too.
And so we've just kind of been sitting with that
for nine months.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we should be, we should be
having a baby like right now.
- Yeah.
- All right, what's your biggest concern
that you haven't shared with me before?
- With all my health issues.
I get really scared I'm going to die
like before--
I worry, I worry.
I worry that I'm not going to get as much time as I want
with you and have a life together.
I mean, this year we made two trips to the hospital and
it's something that weighs on me pretty hard. Cause like,
I mean, obviously I don't want to die
but I also just don't want to do that to you.
- One of the things I'm glad about being married to you,
is I don't think you ever took your health as seriously
as you should have
and I think one of the things
that I've been able to do for you,
it's that thing I was talking about before
about how I'm I try to show you what I see,
and I do think your health is a priority.
- It is.
- And I think I helped you see that as well
and you're taking such better care of yourself now
than when we first started dating even
and that makes me very happy.
And that's kind of--
- I hate it.
- I know.
- I hate it.
- That's why I'm here.
And I keep you healthy.
(laughs)
- Deal?
- Deal.
(laughing)
How many times have we like, had just shittastic days,
weeks, months and we still find something to laugh at.
- We have to.
- Yeah like, you know, after the fire
or I'm sorry during the fire.
(laughing)
And you do everything wrong.
- I did everything you shouldn't do during a fire.
I literally, I didn't smell the smoke,
I grabbed the door knob.
- The metal door knob.
- I grabbed the metal door knob
and just flung open the door.
- Wall of smoke
(laughing)
and I went into my like,
"We are going to survive this God damn thing," brain.
And I took her dogs in the middle of aiming.
- Threw then in a bag, throw them on the fire escape.
- I was like grabbing handfuls of things.
You grab shoes that didn't match.
- I grabbed this matching shoes and like an apple.
And I was like, I'm good to go.
- And I was like,
"No computer things like identification,
computer things that if we lose everything we need to have."
And like, damn babe, like sometimes, like I tell you
you forget the stupid, sometimes I'm like, "What the shit?"
Anyway.
- It worked out. Anyway,
I think your sexiest quality is everything.
- Good answer.
(laughing)
- I know where together, but that's like my,
I don't want to say, that's my burden. That's my thing.
- How is it your burden? I married you.
Your burden is my burden. My burden is, it's joint burdens.
Like we have burden's together.
Just like, I mean,
it's like, you're very like, "Split it down the line 50 50."
And I'm very much like,
"Hey, are you okay if I spend the money
on this thing that isn't a need, it's a want?"
- It's not practical.
- Yeah. And you literally said, "It's your money."
And I like how many times have I said, I was like,
"It's not my money. It's our money.
It's our money. Even my money is our money.
I treat it, see it as our money."
I help pay for things for you.
If you fall down the stairs
and I have to pay for everything, I will. That's--
- It's weird, I don't know. I find it weird
when you ask for permission to buy things
with the money that you've earned.
- But it's our money.
- It's we, I don't know. It's weird.
- It's our money. We take care of each other.
- But you earned it.
If you've earned money on a gig
and you want to splurge it on something fun like,
who am I to be like, "No."
- You're my damn husband, you're my partner, you're my--
- You're my partner too but--
- It's our money. We've agreed. We've agreed.
Some shit goes down, one of us can only work.
Is it your money, my money? It's our money. It's our--
- I had to turn off my voice inside
that wanted to say what my impulse wanted to say.
- What shitty thing did you want to say?
- Are we done? Cause we want to bang.
(laughs)
Like silence did it for a minute. But then I was like.
"I don't know, it's funny."
- I had that thought a few questions ago and I was like,
" That's not appropriate." but you said it.
- Yeah, you know me, I'll say it.
I love you.
- I love you a bunch.