- All right, Tomato.
Let's head down to Misty Meadows
and let's stick together this time, please.
- You ran off on me.
- Well, I saw a great pistol and I got excited.
Anyways. It's all in the past now.
(wind blowing)
Landing at the bait shop.
Hoping I can reel in some noobs.
I'm going outside.
You better be covering me.
- This place is a ghost town.
You'll be fine.
- Enemy over here, trying to take us off the menu.
- Would you cut it out with the food jokes, please.
- Why the audience is eating it up.
- I got him.
He's down.
- Shoot him while he's vulnerable.
(gun shots)
- I'm going to grab that leftover mini.
- Please use the word extra.
The word leftover can be offensive.
(stepping on trash)
Whoops. Landed in the garbage there.
- Only, right I suppose.
(somber music)
We got an enemy over here.
(gun shots)
- Buzzy boy is down
but his friend's still looking for trouble.
(gun shots)
That guy really took a bite out of me.
(laughter)
- There's another one climbing up this hill right here.
- Hope you like a face full of arrows.
(gun shots)
This gold will help us upgrade weapons.
- I wish we could upgrade partners.
(sad music)
- Oh boy.
Dead guy stuff.
(escalating instrumental)
- I think we can get to some more action now.
Pretty sure you've drank in every shield pot
at this location.
- I don't know what you are talking about Tomato.
Woo another shield pot.
(love song instrumental)
- I'm pulling up the car with monster wheels.
Get ready to strap in.
(water splashes)
- Something tells me this car is an amphibious.
I'm going to see if I can harpoon a fish.
(car excelling)
Boom. I got one.
Now this is what I call off roading.
- Stay alert beef face, we're entering the circle.
(funk instrumental)
- We've got some wild animals up here.
- Wolves their mouths are watering
for my ground beef seasoning. (gun shots)
The Sheriff's office.
We can tell them
about all the crimes and murders we committed.
- Let's a just keep that to ourselves, maybe.
At least there's no wolves in here.
(bow and arrow shoots)
- Good night, evil dogo.
(arrow shoots)
(wolves growling)
Building a bridge so no wolves can chomp me.
(intense escalating music)
- Geronimo !!!
(water splashes)
(gun shots)
Shots fired.
Was that you Mister Wolf.
- Enemies over by the lake.
(gun shots)
- You're on your own now.
Solo idiot.
(gun shots)
(water splashes, gun shots)
- Geez. This guy does not want to go down.
- We'll show him who, the real champs of McDoubles are.
- It's called duos.
Not McDoubles.
(techno beat)
- More trihands over here.
(shots)
Time to pull out ol' reliable.
(gun shots)
Two for two, baby.
Let's go.
- Well done.
- I thought we weren't doing food jokes Tomato ?
- He's trying to get away.
- An arrow to the ash should do it.
Gigi. Papa Jimbo.
(techno collective sound)
- All right, come on.
Let's head to the circle.
(techno music)
- Hey, there's a llama over there.
(guitar strum)
- He's stuck in the tree.
- I'll save you Lama friend.
(intense music)
- Shield, shield, shields.
- We gotta get out of here before the storm gets us.
(love song instrumental escalates)
- We've got company over here.
You want to help me? Or...
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
(gun shots)
I'll grab this car over here.
Oh God, storm !!!
This pickup truck will do.
Delivery on the go.
- Yeah. Watch out for that gas pump please.
- We gotta catch up to the storm.
- Is that a ketchup joke?
I'll have you know that's offensive to my people.
(intense music)
Yeah. It looks like something's going down on that bridge.
(gun shots)
- Boom. How's that bumper taste ?
Just gotta maneuver a bit.
(tires screeching)
- Oh God, the storm.
- We're free!!!
- We've still got a long way to go.
(truck excelling)
- We've got some pro builders over there on the right.
(gun shots)
- Okay. That's the brick wall.
(gun shots)
I'll keep us moving.
You light them up, Tomato.
- Will you please drive better
so I can murder this taxi driver.
(gun shots)
- Should I pick up this loot?
- No time enemies ahead.
(gun shots, explosion)
- Goodbye fort.
(gun shots) (game show loss music)
Oh no, Beef Hawk down.
- All right that's it, I'm signing off.
- Wait, come on one more drop.
(log off beep)
Well, better luck next time.
I suppose.
Thanks for watching.
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