once upon a time in a faraway Kingdom there lived a beautiful girl called Snow White she
really was the most dazzling creature you ever did she'd die sir fantastic being the first in
all the land everybody loves me and my incredibly pleasing visage I'm pretty much set for life with
a face like this but not everyone was so delighted with Snow White's amazing mug her stepmother who
was also a proper Stannah was becoming jealous of Snow White's fabulousness increased everyday
yeah still got it hang on this isn't odd oh hey you guys and welcome back to my mirror so today
I'm gonna be showing you a really easy wicked stepmother look it's really fun but really simple
what I'm gonna be using is this it's the magic days a cleanser and I'm also gonna be using each
of my makeup see thanks yeah I got a question for you instead so sure I mean AMA asked me anything
okay seriously you can ask me anything you ask I will answer yeah okay so a two three four tell me
what you need to know who is the the answer I will magically show you is the fireman mom the
best is Mira's gas in all the lands I can answer any question it's really not that complicated
I lumber up to song suggestions I only need one so off you go hon I can help you
come for a head this is ridiculous this conversation needs to brown
I just saw like not you it's not you it's Snow White's switch you
off it's not I need a hunter a hunter a hunter
did someone say a hunter oh yes I need you to get down into the forest and take Snow White time to
get rid of her okay any questions no okay great so white okay what'd she get said you take him
into the forest and get rid of okay bye well what a predicament we find ourselves in imagine me a
hunter a hunter Alan hunter Petey personal trainer mean us to get rid of a beautiful creature like
Snow White did someone say Snow White oh hello Alan Alan hunter IPT personal trainer voice know
what you're ready for a workout not really Alan Alan hunter I made a move today come on snow boy
you gotta feel the burn come on no pain no gain come on feel it feel it feel it 10k run in the
forest and then lap 12 seconds I'm intense cardio then we'll finish up with a three of
a side plank yeah think of a bit time to bring this arrangement to an end Alan hunter it's not
me it's you no no we need to go out for a workout in the forest and then the people of the kingdom
can gaze upon your beautiful face a good point Alan hunter let's go I'm gonna minute who's that
there who what where behind me it's behind you you have to shout like really project I'm the cat
whose cap VCAT like the pantomime cap you're a professional pantomime cat yeah how could
you hide me I forgot about that that was an error well then you might as well come with us Kaka yeah
buddies over at that costume what what happened to are unbelievably easy on the eyes had a win will
she escape her stepmothers dreadful plan find out later in part 2 of Snow White the story so
far Snow White is so beautiful that a wicked stepmother has ordered a hunter Alan hunter
personal trainer to take out into the forest and get rid of her and there's also a cat for
some reason me what's gone up with these trees are losing I think it's just the wind we can do
more than move you know speak we don't just speak we can rap you this is too awful why did I this
yeah can you play back to the palace please a missing bar Guinness Oh awkward on supposed to
leave you here what Robbie didn't those it just boot so they just boots never magic this normal
leather boots only they're vegan actually 100% pleasure they never are yeah they're
very convincing that's very nice oh that way it's gone over there I think you went up best on that
way that way I just elsewhere in the forest and a tiny cottage some industrious folk were
hard at work me darling Babs Babbington see a showbiz agent to the stars I got a couple
of great guys here for you what's that you say you're looking for girls Harvey go get the wigs
okay I got a couple of great girls here for you what's that you say you're looking for girls who
couldn't write unicycles max go get the unis on my scanner cycles okay I got a couple of great
girls for your hero could write unicycles what's that you say you looking for girls who can write
unicycles for a school of hungry piranha we got little hungry it's bit peckish wiltrout do it's
a bit peckish hello hello perfect thanks very much boys another job that you didn't get you
haven't got a job in three years Oh blaming me I'm a West End agent it's not my problem that
you guys don't want to learn how to tap-dance and I bought you those fabulous shoes you glued
coins to sandals and shouted dance us for seven hours Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers ooh Oh greetings
kind woman we are seeking a refuge on which to lay our weary brows we whilst work in exchange
for food and our lodgings why are you looking like that like what like all are you young bee
pantherama oh oh yes you're playing now I won't be drawn in now stop it I'm just trying to bring
a bit of professionalism to the thing quiet Babs Berenson showbiz agent to the stars this is Max
and Harvey boys dance for our guests dance these boys are gonna be Broadway stars sounds ridiculous
who ever heard of Snow White and Max and Harvey in their showbiz agent I tried to get yes lad to make
up the numbers but they weren't available wait a second he was gonna get Miss Lebanon why are
we trees why are any of us here we have what is life what does it all mean no way trying to say
is well we cross the street and we could be in here making up the numbers yeah I'm a train that
should I wait drama school and everything yeah you'll be talking about the spotting
of mysteries any second now you want so guys if you know the spot Squamish Ben green screened in
though any of you guys have any marketable skills like what you
know the thing biochemical engineering coding search engine optimization on
my pants markup what does that mean I've got these boots - enough with the
boots they're just regular leather boots leather you can actually are vegan there
we can wrap and tap yeah yeah we're freestyle rappers from the west side
of the wood okay well guys I gotta say it's not exactly Fred Astaire
and Ginger Rogers but you would have given me a fabulous idea
meanwhile bill mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all oh hi huh so
today I'm gonna be unboxing dancers so I've got this little box here right now so let's
have a little look and see what's inside so wait oh yeah it's still snow-white huh
don't be Bastion if you want something doing you have to do it yourself the story so far at the
behest of the wicked stepmother a hunter alum hunter abandoned Snow White and the cat in the
forest where they met max and Harvey from populous CBC show FOMO and their agent mitt okay guys are
you ready for the performance of your lives all right I'm about to dial my contacts from the
record leave okay darling battle to see a showbiz agent to the stars listen I got a fabulous new
mixed-species group that you're gonna absolutely love they're gonna be huge listen to this
he's on the phone please do try stop the music music we lost him at family-friendly open beach
and something that might cheer you up who gets cheered up by Apple whoa dude Jupiter's a faux
mate Steve cause he hates having these apples picked it really does bread obvious Eve well
actually Steve asked me to give this particular Apple to snow why Steve bribery is much more
genitive is a end of everything you asked me to give the Apple to the one they call snow why what
I forgot some autonomy phase darling it's your big moment oh yeah stick it in cat oh oh yeah
Merson what a wasted opportunity let's put over sick you trying to be funny to both you leave
it out leave out alright you know enough of the trees okay good you all be quiet I'm trying to
make any black say sorry now snow-white will be asleep for a long time good good evil it's quite
a lot of time past how um how long do you think we have to look after it for we should lay her
on a bed of roses in the middle of a forest for all to see and so Snow White was indeed placed
on a bed of roses in the middle of the forest where she continued to have a good long Kip
quite a lot more time passed until here mustn't learn entrancing innocent victim of an apparent
poisoning incident it's a good job on first aid trained and a bushcraft expert slut-shaming yeah
I'll just go an antidote from the tree bark oh yeah then she'll wake up for some reason
I'm a throat I'm sorry about that meal son yeah lalala I'm feeling
quite refreshed well you have a nice long rest your good looks will keep if you get
lots of sleep and that's my lesson and it's time for a new career watch
yourself I need a new looking glass this one so annoying
very clear batch your lesson
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