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Hey everyone!
Welcome back!
I'm Sawyer, and I'm on the board of directors for Kale.
And I'm Madysiin, and my name has two i's in it now.
We're here to talk about my hubby's fave tax shelter:
charity!
Giving to charity is, like, such a good thing to do.
Like one day I was driving,
and I was finishing
my vegetarian gluten-free flatbread, and--
it was my cheat meal--
Naughty.
And I decided I was done, because carbs,
and I looked outside the window,
and I saw a homeless man out there,
and I threw it at him.
Charity.
You're such an amaze pers.
And he's, like, probably a vegetarian now,
so you're also saving the animals.
I hadn't even thought of that.
Tip number two:
Give away what you don't want anymore.
Like your old carb food,
or clothes that you bought over six months ago.
They're expired.
Sometimes I don't even give those to charity
because I don't want some sweet, homeless,
babushka or something,
to be wearing outdated Frye designer boots like an idiot.
So instead I throw those into my freshwater well in the garden,
because I think it's the right thing to do.
Yeah.
You just care so much.
It's my one flaw.
So, tip number one:
Start your own charity.
I started a charity with my first dad's trust fund,
and it's called the High-Rise Kennel Society.
Representing today.
You're such a good friend.
I have a rescue.
I have a rescue, too!
I mean, it's like the hottest thing to do right now,
is to have a rescue dog.
You guys, charity.
Charing is caring.
Both: Charityng is Carroting.
The charity is for dogs whose owners have been arrested
for insider trading and other white-collar crimes.
They get used to a certain lifestyle,
and then all of a sudden, boom!
They have to sleep on a regular down pillow.
Like an animal!
I mean, isn't that what we're fighting for?
Like, dogs are people too.
Right.
You can't expect a dog who's been raised on Evian
to all of a sudden drink tap.
You really can't.
And they can't go to normal schools--
They have to be private.
And they can't even walk,
because they spent their whole life living in a purse.
This is one of our precious dogs, Chateau.
His owner was a top executive at Fannie Mae.
He's seen a lot of people get wronged.
He's kind of gross; can we not?
I can't stand touching him.
Ahh!
Tip number 7:
Still take care of you.
Right, like you know how we all get:
we're just taking care of so many people
that we forget to really take care of ourselves.
[phone ringing]
Okay, no, I need to help you tomorrow.
I need to take care of me.
Who was it?
My neighbor.
She can't find her kid.
See, you guys, this is a perfect example.
She takes care of her, so that she can do charity,
you know, when it counts.
Right, when it really matters.
And if you're not into the idea of starting your own charity,
just tell your husband you're starting a charity,
and then use the allowance that he gives you
to buy lots of new purses for yourself.
Or lipo.
Like, either way,
you're giving back to the world.
Yeah, cause everyone gets to see you.
And you look amaze!
You'll look amaze.
We totes rec lipo.
#lipo4lyfo.
Tip number four:
Go on a charity trip.
Yes, humanitarians.
Yes, human--
Humanities--
Humanits--
Humanitaries.
Humanities trip.
So go on a humanitaries trip,
and make sure it's somewhere tropical and beautiful.
Yes, we did a trip.
It was so fuffilling.
It was amaze.
We went to this beautiful, tropical place,
but very, like, impoverted.
We went to go dig a well, and we forgot our shovels,
so we just took amazing pics.
We did run out of time after that.
But the thing is, like,
if you don't take the picture,--
Both: It didn't happen.
And like, Instagram followers is not the point,
but, um, it's kind of the point, yeah.
Like, we could have dug that well,
but like, teach a man to fish,
and you feed him for like, a day,
but then take a picture of it,
and you get like 10,000 more Instagram followers.
I also just want to do a plug for my charity.
It's called streetbnb.
It's like airbnb for homeless people.
It lets the homeless people know what streets they can sleep on,
and then, like, I get paid,
like they have to pay me.
So, like, I hope that we've expired you to like, give back,
and just make the world a better place.
It's not that hard.
Even you can do it.
Yeah, and you're just basic.
Peace and love!
Peace and love.
I still smell the dog.
It smells so bad in here.
Hey guys, be sure to like this video,
and subscribe to our channel, and comment below about like,
all the charity that you're doing,
because of how we inspired you.
We hope we inspired you to do charity,
but not like the dumb kind of charity like my friend Charity.
She has a terrible haircut.
She's so dumb.
She's kind of nice though.
She's dumb.