"RWBY Chibi!"
Ruby: "Open up jar! Release my tasty pickles!"
Sun: "Need some help?"
Ruby: *sigh* "Fine."
Ruby: "But only 'cause I'm starving."
Sun: "Let me show you how a real man handles this!"
Sun: "Whoo... They sure make the lids tight on these plastic jars."
Ruby: "Aww... I guess that means no pickles for me."
Sun: "Why don't we ask Yang for help?"
Ruby: "NO! You NEVER ask Yang for help with jars!"
Sun: "Why not?"
Yang: "My big sister sense is tingling! What's that? A jar of pickles?"
Ruby: "Uh... No! Who said anything about pickles? I don't want any pickles."
Sun: "But you said you were starving!"
Yang: "I knew it!"
Yang: "You dare to make my baby sister hungry?"
Yang: "You're going down- jar!"
Ruby: "Oh no..."
Sun: "Uh..."
Yang: "Face... My... FURY!"
*Yang fires Ember Celica*
Yang: "Here you go, sis!"
"All you had to do was ask."
Ruby: "Yeah... thanks."
Yang: "Oh... you just don't know when to quit, do you?"
Ruby: "RUN!"
Sun: "AHH!"
♪Evil Music♪
Cinder: "Muwahaha!"
"My evil plans are all coming together..."
"Now we just have to make sure no one discovers who we really are."
Emerald: "Then... maybe we shouldn't have the evil plans out in the open... like that?"
Cinder: "It's fiiiine."
Ruby: "Helloooo new friends!"
Cinder: "NOT EVIL!"
Ruby: "Uh, what?"
Cinder: "Nothing! What do you want?"
Ruby: "We came to invite you to our BFF party..."
"...in which we invite new people we barely know to become our BFFs!"
Emerald: "Of course you do."
Nora: "Hey, what's this?"
Cinder: "Get away from there!"
"It's... nothing."
Nora: "Really? 'Cause it kind of looks like some sort of elaborate scheme..."
Cinder: "Well... it's not evil."
"...If that's what you're thinking."
Ruby: "Then, uh... What is it?"
Cinder: "It's a... recipe! For a cake!"
"For charity!"
"For... uh..."
Emerald: "...Kittens?"
Ruby: "That... sounds...
Ruby: "Amazing!"
Nora: "Kitten Charity!"
Ruby: "I knew you guys were BFF material!"
Ruby: "Oh, you're so nice!
Nora: "And TOTALLY not evil!"
Mercury: "What up evil dudes?"
Mercury: "Got the 'Kitten Killer 9000' up and ready to-"
Mercury: "Okay..."
*Mercury slowly backs away and leaves the room...*
Ruby: "Anyway... see you later, besties!"
*Bouncing noises*
Emerald: "They're messing with us right?"
Weiss: "What are you doing?"
Ruby: "Just making a cake."
Weiss: "Yourself?
Weiss: That's ridiculous. Why don't you just have your cake butler bring you one?
Ruby: "Cake Butler?"
Weiss: "Uh... yes! The Butler in charge of cakes?"
"Of all the butlers, I like him the best.
Weiss: "You do have one, don't you?"
"We had four back at Atlas."
Ruby: *sighs* "Can you just watch my cake for a minute?"
"I'll be right back."
Weiss: "I don't really DO the whole cooking thing."
"Actually, I don't really spend much time in the 'food room' at all."
Ruby: "It's called a kitchen, Weiss."
"Just watch the oven."
Weiss: "Alright oven, don't start any trouble and there won't be any trouble."
"Hmm... I wonder what all these buttons do?"
Ruby:"Ah!"
*Fire alarm beeping*
Weiss: "Run away! Run away from the fire!"
"Ugh..."
Ruby: "I was only gone for 5 minutes!"
"What happened?!"
Weiss: "Since when are drapes flammable?"
Ruby: "Since ALWAYS, Weiss!"
"Drapes have always been flammable!"
Ruby: "Good bye, my delicious friend."
"You never had a chance..."
Weiss: "I warned you Ruby, this really is your fault if you think about it."
Ruby: "At least help me clean up this mess!"
Weiss: "What exactly do you mean by 'clean up'?"
Weiss: "AH!
Ruby: "Ask your cake butler."
Weiss: "Ah!"
Ruby: "Click 'here' if you want to wear some stuff with us on it, and click 'here' if you want to watch some stuff with us on it!"
"'Cause, you know... more us! Duh!
We're awesome!