- We are going on a cruise.
we're going on a Dublin Bay cruise.
What a lovely bland day to be doing a cruise on.
- It's gonna rain.
- Even worse.
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- We just ate in The Forty Foot.
Which was like, I thought like really famous restaurant,
but turns out it's now Wethespoons, so.
Everything they say about Wetherspoons is true.
We were almost worried we were going to be late for the
cruise cause we needed an hour to eat.
And like, I swear to God, we were averaging 15 minutes
outside Wetherspoons.
like I was surprised they didn't just wrap the food up
and just punt it straight, here catch.
All right
So we're going on a cruise that is from Dun Laoghaire
to Dalkey Island and back I've never been to
Dalkey Island I don't think. Have we?
Yeah we do not
maybe we'll get a Teddy's ice cream Dun Loaghaire pier,
even though it's a bit chilly.
There's the boat.
- We're gonna need a bigger boat.
You're gonna need to zoom in a bit.
How good is that blue?
No way.
We just spotted someone we know,
We're pretty sure they're about to get on the boat.
Looks like it. He is about to get on the boat.
- He has very similar sunglasses to me.
Slightly embarrassing
- I was just telling Alex that I look really pretty today.
- Yep self proclaimed
- Yep cause I be waiting forever
for you to give me a compliment .
So I'm just going to compliment myself from now on.
- I feel like there's always cream on my face.
- No, not that I can see.
- We're probably gonna get sunburnt
- Yeah, I didn't wear suncream
- [announcer over Speakers] Children must be supervised
at all times by a parent or
guide you in one on board
this vessel is licensed by
by the Department of Transport to carry passengers and crew
- Do I look sunburnt? Id say I've got sunburn.
- I think it's absolutely brilliant.
So I'm delighted actually to be here playing the part of
the hero. OJ, as we bring you from here
around Dalkey and back.
We are leaving Dun Loaghaire Harbor
you may be surprised to some of you actually
that Dun loaghaire Harbor was for a period of time
the oldest harbor in the world
behind the white levy you have the
James Joyce museum. And he said,
if you understand one page of this book,
Ulysses said, I will eat my hat.
He called her on last Wednesday and he was wearing the hat.
There was not a tooth mark anywhere. It was perfect.
He was right. I did not understand one word of it,
but I do know that there are classes that might teach me,
but I'm moving on to a time now.
So I don't think that actually bothered.
- There's the Forty Foot.
I previously did a video on the Forty Foot. It's here.
- How beautifully designed it is,
and then look to your left and you can see the extension,
the extension not to be built. I'm not running it down.
By saying old quality has a special place.
In everybody's eyes.
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- What do you think of that, Alex?
- It was great.
- That was good fun
- Was really good fun. Five stars out of five.
Before someone asks
- So what'd we do now? Nothing going home.
- Oh maybe go home.
Maybe have a few games of Grand Theft Auto
- Oh my God, you have not stopped talking
about Grand Theft Auto this whole trip.
- We could go home and rob a bank.
- I thought you already robbed a bank?
- I did I robbed six banks earlier.
I got away with it.
- This game is like five years old so I can't even think.
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(beating)
- You look like a grandad with the sunglasses down.
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