NOW, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SHOW
FOR OVER THREE YEARS NOW AND OVER THAT TIME MORE AND MORE
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMING UP TO ME TO ASK ME HOW WE DO THINGS
AROUND HERE.
WHICH IS WHY WE CREATED OUR NEXT BIT.
THIS IS AUDIENCE Q&A.
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>> James: IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION ABOUT THE SHOW,
RAISE YOUR HAND.
WHO'S GOT A QUESTION THEY'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
LET'S GO TO THE LADY IN THE DENIM JACKET.
SHE PUT HER HAND UP FIRST.
LET'S GO TO HER.
>> HI, JAMES, IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.
I WAS JUST WONDERING OTHER THAN HOSTING THIS SHOW, WHAT ELSE IS
THERE THAT YOU REALLY LOVE DOING?
>> JAMES: WELL, LOT'S OF THINGS.
PHILLIP HONEST, A PASSION OF MINE BEFORE I STARTED DOING IT
IS FILM.
I REALLY LOVE FILMS.
THAT'S ONE PERK OF DOING THIS JOB, I GET TO SEE A LOT OF FILMS
BEFORE THEY'RE IN THE CINEMAS.
SO I WOULD SAY, YEAH, FILMS ARE THE THING I LOVE THE MOST,
PROBABLY.
YEAH.
ANYONE ELSE GOT A QUESTION?
LET'S GO TO THE GENTLEMAN WITH THE TREMENDOUSLY ELABORATE
COLLAR ON HIS SHIRT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M SORRY, I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU A QUESTION ABOUT THE SHOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS,
BUT SINCE YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MOVIES, CAN YOU SETTLE AN
ARGUMENT ME AND MY FRIEND ARE HAVING?
>> James: SURE, I GUESS, I DON'T KNOW.
>> WAS BILLY ZANE IN "THE MUMMY?"
>> James: WHAT?
>> WAS BILLY ZANE IN "THE MUMMY?"
>> JAMES: OKAY, THAT'S NOT REALLY THE SORT OF QUESTION I'M
LOOKING FOR HERE.
I'M NOT SIRI!
( LAUGHTER ) BUT, YES, I THINK HE WAS.
YES.
BILLY ZANE WAS IN "THE MUMMY."
YEAH, RIGHT?
YEAH, BILLY ZANE WAS IN "THE MUMMY."
I'M GLAD TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.
BILLY ZANE WAS IN "THE MUMMY."
RIGHT, WHO ELSE HAS A QUESTION?
YEAH, THE GENTLEMAN IN THE SUEDE JACKET.
NOT SURE.
YES.
>> I CAN'T LET THIS GO, JAMES.
BILLY ZANE ACTUALLY WASN'T IN "THE MUMMY."
YOU'RE THINKING OF BRENDAN FRASER.
>> JAMES: RIGHT.
LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THIS TOPIC.
IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
HANG ON, I KNOW BRENDAN FRASER WAS IN "THE MUMMY."
BILLIE ZANE IS THE BAD GUY.
HE STOLE AN AMBULANCE.
HE'S GOT A BROWN SATCHEL.
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AT ONE POINT, A WHOLE LOAD OF BEETLES FLEW OUT
OF HIS MOUTH.
YEAH I'M SURE OF IT.
ANYWAY, NEXT QUESTION.
ABOUT THE SHOW, ABOUT ANYTHING WE DO?
YEAH, THE GENTLEMAN HERE IN THE GREEN SWEATER.
>> HI, JAMES.
BIG FAN OF THE SHOW.
>> James: THANKS.
I WAS JUST WONDERING, ARE YOU THINKING OF "THE SCORPION KING
3"?
>> JAMES: WHAT?
ARE YOU THINKING OF "THE SCORPION KING 3?"
>> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> BECAUSE BILLY ZANE IS DEFINITELY IN THAT.
AND IT'S QUITE A SIMILAR GENRE OF FILM TO "THE MUMMY."
IN FACT I THINK IT'S A SPIN OFF.
SO I CAN SEE HOW YOU MIGHT GET CONFUSED.
>> JAMES: OKAY, I'M NOT CONFUSED!
I HAVEN'T SEEN "THE SCORPION KING 3."
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN "THE SCORPION KING 2!"
BUT I HAVE SEEN "THE MUMMY" AND I'M CERTAIN BILLY ZANE IS IN IT.
OKAY?
I'VE GOT EYES.
I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
BUT LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THIS.
I WANT THIS TO BE ABOUT ME AND THE SHOW AND ITS SUCCESS.
HAS ANYONE GOT A Q&A -- >> I'LL BET YOU $100 THAT BILLY
ZANE WASN'T IN "THE MUMMY."
>> JAMES: NO!
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
I'M NOT BETTING YOU $100.
IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE.
>> OH, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE NOT SO SURE.
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>> INTERESTING.
>> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
OKAY, FINE.
FINE.
DONE.
I'LL BET YOU $100.
REGGIE, WILL YOU LOOK IT UP PLEASE?
WAS BILLY ZANE IN "THE MUMMY?" I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN TO THE A.T.M.
BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, BUDDY.
>> REGGIE: NO, HE WASN'T.
BILLY ZANE WAS NOT IN "THE MUMMY."
>> THANK YOU >> HE WAS IN "THE SCORPION KING
3," THOUGH.
>> JAMES: I KNOW THAT!
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, FINE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
BIG DEAL.
WE CAN ALL SLEEP TONIGHT.
MEET ME AFTER THE SHOW AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY.
>> NO, I WANT IT NOW.
GIVE ME THE MONEY NOW.
>> James: WHAT?
THE MONEY NOW.
COME ON.
>> James: I DON'T HAVE $100.
I HAVE $20.
SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU AFTER THE SHOW, CAN'T I?
>> NO.
>> James: I HAVEN'T GOT IT, MATE.
>> FIND IT!
>> James: HAS ANYBODY GOT ANY CASH?
YOU GOT ANY CASH?
YOU GOT ANY MONEY?
PAY THIS GUY BACK.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
I'VE GOT -- WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO CUT IT, IS IT?
IS THERE NO MORE IN THERE?
HAGAR, DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH?
WHY CAN'T I -- I NEED TEN MORE.
I NEED TEN MORE.
TEN DOLLARS.
STEVE, HAVE YOU GOT -- NOW I NEED NINE DOLLARS.
RIGHT, A CREDIT CARD -- THERE'S A TEN THERE!
JUST GIVE ME THAT!
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU BACK!
WHY IS EVERYBODY BEING -- OH, MY GOD!
RIGHT, THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU HAPPY?
THERE!
$100.
WELL DONE!
CON GRATZ.
WELL DONE!
I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU.
OKAY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THAT, CAN WE
HAVE SOME PROPER QUESTIONS ABOUT MAYBE IF EMMYS, NOTHING ABOUT
BILLIE ZANE OR "THE MUMMY" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
JUST A NORMAL GOOD QUESTION.
ANYBODY?
PUT YOUR HAND UP.
YES, THE LADY HERE IN THE GREY TOP THERE.
YES.
IS THIS A PROPER QUESTION?
>> IT'S A PROPER QUESTION.
>> James: OKAY, GO AHEAD.
I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS Q&A, BUT I'VE JUST
BEEN SITTING HERE BATTLING WITH SOMETHING AND I WAS HOPING YOU
COULD CLEAR IT UP.
>> SURE.
>> IS WESLEY SNIPES IN "THE MATRIX?"
>> JAMES: OH, MY GOD.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, THIS TIME I'M SURE.
YES.
YES, HE IS DEFINITELY IN "THE MATRIX."
>> JAMES, I'M SORRY, YOU'RE WRONG.
>> James: OH, THIS GUY AGAIN!
>> WESLEY SNIPES IS NOT "THE MATRIX."
YOU'RE THINKING OF "BLADE."
WHICH IS EASY TO DO BECAUSE HE WEARS THAT LONG BLACK TRENCH
COAT LIKE NEO IN "THE MATRIX."
>> JAMES: RIGHT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
WILL YOU SIT DOWN?
WESLEY SNIPES IS IN "THE MATRIX."
HE'S NOT THE GLASSES, SMALL GLASSES, OKAY?
TAKE THE MICROPHONE OFF HIM.
TAKE THE MICROPHONE OFF HIM!
( LAUGHTER ) >> I'LL BET YOU $500 WESLEY
SNIPES IS NOT IN "THE MATRIX."
>> JAMES: YEAH, OKAY, FINE.
YES, I WILL TAKE THAT BET BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE IS.
THAT'S FINE.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE SOME MONEY.
REG, PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY.
WESLEY SNIPES IN "THE MATRIX."
>> Reggie: >> James:.
HE WASN'T IN "THE MATRIX."
BUT >> JAMES: ARE YOU KIDDING?
>> REGGIE: HE WAS IN "BLADE," THOUGH.
>> JAMES: I KNOW THAT!
THIS IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE!
RIGHT, WELL I DON'T HAVE $500 I'M SORRY.
I HAVEN'T GOT IT ON ME.
>> WELL GIVE ME YOUR WATCH!
>> James: I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY WATCH.
>> GIVE ME YOUR WATCH.
>> James: I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY WATCH.
>> GIVE ME YOUR WATCH!
>> James: NO!
GIVE ME YOUR WATCH!
>> James: I'M NOT GIVING YOU THE WATCH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW"!
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