The Scuff-Up a Penalty Spot Before A Penalty Challenge!
Football Dark Arts Challenge: Part 2!
You get 1 point for scuffing up the penalty spot!
1 point for not getting caught!
And minus one point for getting caught!
- #antoniorudiger - #waynerooney
Let the dark arts challenge begin!
After a quick reminder of the scores from Part 1… available to watch now in the description!
Action!
HAALAND!
Action!
Mission accomplished!
- What are you doing?! - Er, just practising my goal celebration...
- On the penalty spot? - Yes…
- In climbing boots? - Er, yes…
- Bullsh*t - yellow card! - Ohhh...
- One point for trashing the penalty spot… - Minus one point for getting caught
- Damn - 0 points!
NEYMAR
Action!
Here goes nothing…
What are you doing?! Oh, there’s no-one there… my mistake
- One point for trashing the penalty spot! - One point for not getting caught!
- 2 points! - Yes!
WERNER
Action!
- Hey Sergio - Yes...
- The penalty spot called you a pussy… - What?!
Kill him! Kill him!
- What are you doing?! - The penalty spot called me a pussy!
- Come again? - The penalty spot called himm a pussy!
- Are you both on drugs? - Wait a minute…
- Timo fooled us! - Uhoh - Get him!
- One point for trashing the penalty spot! - One point for not getting caught!
- Well, by the ref at least… - 2 points!
MESSI
Action!
What the hell?
SUBSTITUTION - MESSI OFF, HAKIMI ON
- Not again… I’ll have Poch’s head for this… - 0 points!
MBAPPE
Action!
- What are you doing?! - Sorry, I’m a farmer and I’m a little bit lost…
- Get off the pitch you dickhead! - I’m going! I’m going!
- Haha! One point for trashing the penalty spot... - One point for not getting caught...
2 points!
MULLER
Action!
Two points in the bag…
Good luck taking a penalty after this…
What are you doing?! - yellow card!
- Minus point for getting caught! - Does anybody have any aspirin?
BENZEMA
Action!
What are you doing?! - yellow card!
- One point for trashing the penalty spot... - And one point for getting caught...
- What? - 2 points!
Ah, the dark former teammate arts… I must remember that for Lionel.
KANE
Action!
Mike, Harry is going to scuff up the penalty spot!
- What are you doing?! - Er, getting rid of this... ants nest…
Bullsh*t! Next you’ll be telling me you want to play for Spurs! - yellow card!
- Timo, you grass! - Minus point for getting caught!
And a bonus point to Timo for the superb use of additional dark arts…
- Ja! - This Timo kid is good…
- ...at the dark arts, not at actual football, of course... - Of course!
RONALDO
Action!
Firelighter!
Juve shirt…
Match!
- What are you doing?! - Help!
- Yellow card! - I’m on fire!
Drop and roll! Drop and roll!
And yellow card to you Bruno for encouraging diving! Bloody cheat.
0 points!
Siuuuu...
The dark arts scores after Challenge 2
Join us tomorrow for the finale of the Dark Arts Challenge!
Come on everyone, join in!
Yes… your powers are growing strong…cut!