[Squidward] Happy Friendiver--
Happy Friendiversary, Squidward!
[party horn blowing]
SpongeBob, what time is it?
It's one minute after midnight on the day that we first met.
It's all here in my Squidward memory book.
-What? -Here's us at camp.
[SpongeBob] Here's when I moved in right next door.
And here's when I got Employee of the Month
instead of you again.
Here's one I took a few minutes ago.
Look at you, just like an angel.
All right, that's it!
[Squidward] Get out! Argh!
Okay.
See you around, friend.
♪ Friend, friend, Friend- friend-friend, friend ♪
♪ Friend-friend-friend, Friend, friend, Friendiversary♪
Yuck!
-Happy Friendiversary! -Ahhh!
-[Squidward moaning] -Remember the first time
I startled you into this trash can.
[Squidward] Go away! Go away!
[crying, screaming]
-[laughing] Classic Squiddy! -[camera snapping]
[sighing] Ahh... Memories.
Is he here?
Is he... here?
[moaning, fretting]
Phew, not here.
[SpongeBob] Hey, Squidward!
Remember that time I dedicated a song to you?
[piano music playing]
[music becoming jumbled, then continuing regularly]
Aww, you do remember.
[screaming]
Leave me be!
[screaming, panting]
[panting slowing, stopping]
[knocking]
Remember the time I got you these rocket skates?
Uh, no...
That's because we're making a new memory.
-No. -Happy Friendiversary!
[shouting]
[screaming]
-[Squidward] Agh! -[fireworks exploding]
[Squidward grunting]
[grunting continuing]
SpongeBob?
-[chewing, background chatter] -[upbeat music playing]
[groaning]
SpongeBob?
-[inhaling] -SpongeBob?
[groaning] SpongeBob?
-[register ringing] -Huh...
[SpongeBob laughing]
Phew...
[Squidward] Ahh, the Kelpy G concert...
-Now that was a good memory. -[soft jazz music playing]
[jazz music continuing]
Huh...
[record halting]
"Remember this, Squidward?"
[screaming]
Happy Friendiversary!
[screaming]
[continuing screaming]
Ehh...
Ahh...
Remember this, Squidward?
Ugh! Ehh...
-
Please, you gotta help me!
-Remember this, Squidward? -[screaming]
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! -[overlapping] Friendiversary...
[narrator]
[suspenseful music playing]
[thunder booming]
He remembers everything, everything that happened,
even things that didn't happen,
maybe even things that will happen...
things that will never happen.
If he remembers it, it happens!
Get a hold of yourself, Squidward.
[thunder booming]
There's got to be a way out.
There's got to be a way to erase the--
[muttering]
An eraser!
I'll erase his memories of me.
[crazily laughing]
-[evil laughing] -[thunder booming]
Ee... Yeah!
[distant thunder booming]
[Squidward grunting]
[continuing grunting]
[intensified grunting]
There's only one more place he keeps his memories.
[snoring]
[snoring continuing]
[Squidward] Erase me... Erase me...
Oh, Squidward,
let's be roommates and live together forever
and ever and ever.