The past few weeks every time I asked one of my friends to hang out, they're like, "No I can't I have finals."
It's just been like non-stop studying
Yall can't even go get coffee with me, so if you had finals the past few weeks this video is for you at least
They're over now, they cannot hurt you anymore. You're safe now. Today, we're doing texts during finals week
I want to let you know that you are not alone
There are other people that struggled probably more than you did it's beginning to look a lot like
This yeah, I'm gonna fail. I'm gonna fail. I'm gonna fai. Fail.
I'm stressing out. I'm going in now. wish me luck. Okay
(Music playing.)
OK, wasn't so bad. I think I did okay?
*She inhales*
See, it's not so bad. A lot of people make it out to seem much worse than it actually
Is, and it's like it's only 20% of your grade.
*Deep in thought of what she said*
Okay, it is a big deal. Where were you today? What do you mean? The final. It was today.
No, it isn't it's tomorrow wait.. OH
This is like
Everybody's worst nightmare. Imagine just waking up not remembering what day it is
missing your final.
I was very sick in the hospital with ebola
I like my organs are basically like exploded and inside me. I didn't I had to be in the hospital
I could not make it. Valid excuses 2017. Um did you take this photo of me in the library last night?
Ha yeah, why didn't you wake me up? You're snoring so loud
I didn't want people to see I knew you. Also you were drooling. Where's the drool? I don't see the drool
She literally looks like a nine year old nine year olds have finals too? From math, finals is probably like what's 2 squared?
4, BAM!
A plus. This dude stayed 40 minutes after he finished the test
*crickets chirping*
So I was like dude you okay?
And he was like I'm just
Absorbing the reality that I have to live with my parents for the rest of my life because I legit knew nothing on that test
*Lia chuckles*
Bless his little heart. He is all of us
*Chucles a bit more*
Poor guy. How do you you take a final and know nothing on it?
*Wondering about this dudes life choices*
You gotta know something
I'm not trying to brag or be a dick or anything
But I could never invest myself to sit and study for hours and hours and hours
So, I kind of just like looked over my shit like right before I took the test like the night before
and morning before and then I just went into it like yeah i'ma just do this okay
If I fail, I fail. I just always went into my finals or my tests or anything at school. Just like okay
I'm gonna do okay, but I'm okay with okay, cuz you know what I was pretty bad at tests
But I was good at doing my homework. I was that like an A or B from homework
And so if I get a C on the test. It's okay because I have that homework cushion
I don't know I could just never study it's like with editing. I can't sit and focus on something for so long
I need a favor
What? Can you send me every single government note? Wait?
So did you just not take notes the entire semester? Okay,
There were a couple people like that. Like you weren't paying attention, you didn't take notes like what now hey
RIP Lia's nose.
Let me just borrow all of yours, okay. I know there was this one dude in college
That used to do that to me and my best friend, and he'd just be like, "Hey
Can I get the notes? Let me just copy all of them?
He would almost never
Show up to class and then after class you would find me in the library and be like, "Hey, can I copy your notes?
I couldn't make it to class today. I had to work." I'm like yeah, okay like every single day
You didn't make it to class
I just have to like drop out or thrive, but I don't know how to thrive so maybe I'll drop out okay
It's a little too late to drop out I hate how it's like
You got to drop out of the class like in the first like week or two or you don't get your money back sucks
Man, can you please bring me food? Where are you?
The library. Please tell me you've left since last night
WHAT DO I SAY?
Uh
Go home. This is my home now this makes me so happy
I'm done with school or not done with school, but I mean I dropped out after two years of college focused on other stuff
but yeah
I'm so glad. I don't have to do this because my brain cannot work it cannot function it cannot learn new things like this
It's not school new things. I don't like overusing my brain. Okay. What would happen if you vaped a 5-hour energy?
*Lia be like WTF*
Wait cuz it's like a liquid, and then you put it in a vape, and then you can like vape it
I think you have a lot of energy like five squared so till twenty five hour energy
Yeah, that's a good kind of energy to have. I just woke up with dried tears on my face
Was this before or after the finals?
*ECHO THE FINALS*
Hey, Mr. Soie, I need to pass the finals tomorrow
Study, and you will do just fine. Look how hard I'm studying
WHAT KIND OF STUDYING IS THIS?
I'm not expert or anything, but this doesn't look like studying to me
I love studying and by studying
I mean sending selfies to my teacher. Girl stop, and gonna put on glasses like look look. I'm hella smart wait
Those are the same glasses as me!
deadass she has the same exact glasses as me
YOU ARE NOT WORTH MY GLASSES
Bitch take those off. The Instagram life is the life for you. Hey you in the library? Nope home
Oh, you're done studying? Nah, I gave up. Just basically picking out my casket right now because I'm not gonna survive this week
same
Thinking pink maybe purple. Pink sounds good. Mine will be aqua with glitter
rest in peace in style
They died trying
Chill y'all haven't even died yet. School is supposed to prepare you for the rest of your life not want to end your life
*Lia chuckles*
Hi, I don't know if this was asked last week, but is there gonna be a curve on the final exam
Hey, Jessica. No. I never curve, but especially not for a take-home
Thought I'd ask. Worth the shot. Wait
Hold up. Is her final a take home?
What doesn't that mean you could literally just Google all the answers check with all your friends get together with the rest of your class
And just work on it together. A take home final?
I have never heard of this and all my years of going to school
They write a take home final doesn't it defeat the point if you could just Google everything
I mean, that's what you do in real life once. You're done from school graduated. You have any problems in real life
Ya, Google them. You ain't gonna make up an equation in your head be like uh
THINKING OF A PROBLEM
I don't like somebody at my work. What do I do?
You're gonna
Google
It you're not gonna come up with a damn equation like
the square root of x is y mx b and slope and maybe if the slope is positive
Then I could fire him I realize that made no sense
I've written one sentence one sentence that'll end up deleting
It's nine o'clock
When I used to write an essay I would just start writing the paragraphs first
And then I would do like the beginning intro paragraph last because I I?
Was so bad at those I could not just like think it start typing
It's just like pick a subject and then start typing. Oh look this person knows
Education is supposed to improve your life. Not make you wanna end it yeah, but let's be real
What does it make you want to do?
*Music plays between the choice of ending your life and improving your life*
Right before you take the final you get a moment of confidence
About to kill this final one an hour later
Lolz, I failed.
Ouch. My plan was to go to my testing lab open my microbiology exam and click Submit
But I did it and I got a B totally prepared for an F
Yeah, see that's the best thing you could do you can just be like oh, I'm gonna fail. I'm gonna fail
I'm gonna fail, and then when you don't fail. You're like oh oh
I did not fail like when I want to buy something
I'm like this is gonna be a hundred dollars, but I always overestimate so when it's like fifty dollars. I'll be like hell
Yeah, save some money. I think it's better to set lower standards. You ready for finals week? It's finals week?
Lol praying for you
When you don't even know what week it is. Because on the 13th
I'm going to Sheddy's with my classmates
And I'm gonna do 39 shots of fireball
Right in a row and then I'll call Taylor to come get me and I'm coming home to sleep for 24 hours straight
I don't know which is worse
Taking the finals or doing 39 shots
Wouldn't that kill you I know it would kill me because I'm small and that's like one shot is way too much for me
You doing 39 shots?
That's a whole damn bottle sleeping for 24 hours straight though, that sounds great. Mr. Mac, I need to pass the final
I'm sure you'll be fine. Do I look fine?
I've been sitting here for the past seven hours trying to study look over my biology. The only biology
I'm doing is crying
*Thinking about what she just said*
Is that even biology?
I'm talking about all my years of high school college knowledge
Gone, and replaced with the YouTube
But anyways thats's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that that like button
In the face and comment below let me know how you did on your finals. Did you pass did you fail?
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Well, I love you guys so much, bye guys
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