i always wondered if you get um like
your nose peers stored like your lip
spears let's say like you drink water
like this water come out no right just
checking
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what's up guys it's juni and i will be
reading your dirty little secrets and
i'll also be adding one of my own
anonymously and you will never know
which one it is
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alrighty should i mix this up
okay let's start when i was 12 i didn't
want to do pe so my solution was to
pretend i hurt myself my skull took me
to the hospital where the doctor said i
had
torn my muscle i ended up being on
crutches for two months and had to go to
physiotherapy i faked the entire thing
at least i didn't have to do pe what how
do you do that
wait how do you get the doctor to say
that you have a torn muscle do you have
like crazy connections with the doctor
it's crazy wow i'd never do that to be
honest i love pe i think i would have
done that with like math or science
this is super embarrassing but when i
was five i tore up a two dollar bill to
make more money like i actually thought
the more were the more the merrier
that's very cute something you can um
you can do when you're five years old
but never do it when you're over 10.
when i was a child i was chased by ducks
and now i'm secretly scared of them i
know a lot of people like that i'm not
scared of any animals i feel like but if
i saw
a coyote maybe i'd be scared of coyotes
ducks don't hurt me they're nice ducks
are very nice what the ducks do to you
right i'm a fake it till you make it
kind of person sometimes i don't
understand what my boss wants me to do
my job i just keep winging it so far i
haven't been fired and i constantly keep
getting bonuses
fake it till you make it that's the
lesson is this from someone in here or
i'm just joking
i have the biggest crush on ph1 me too
like i would date the man
and it's so unlike me to feel this way
because i'm always saying but you don't
know them or stop being such a fan girl
but for ph1 i'm over the moon and such a
fangirl i'm a big fan of peach one as
well and i have met him and we've talked
and he judged me saying that i was
sensitive but he's a really good guy so
if you want to be judged go date ph1
next one i secretly wore my siblings
jacket that has never been worn before
and made a huge hole and put it right
back into the closet and never talked
about it ever since
understandable you can do that but uh
make sure your
sibling will never find out ever again
even if you
go abroad
to another country for over two years
sometimes i pretend like i'm a co-host
on get real so while i watch i also
comment and say things as if i'm also on
the podcast of course they don't respond
though but it's so much fun that's what
i did my whole life and i ended up being
a co-host so keep on
keep on dreaming and you'll eventually
you'll become one one day i can spend
hours pretending i'm a celebrity and
that i'm the main lead in a drama or
something i've even mastered fake tears
fake tears are very very difficult to do
there's a friend of mine
he's also a songwriter and he's just
like on the spot in command in 30
seconds he would just like fall
like ball out i don't know how i got my
septum pierced i'm a freshman in college
in a different state than my family what
is a septum i'm sorry what is a septum
so right here the bullring
and my parents still don't know about it
i'm going home in less than three weeks
if you get this pierced can you not take
it off ever i always wondered if you get
um like your nose peers pierced or like
your lips let's say like you drink water
like this water come out no right just
checking uh when i was 10 i cheated
during an exam by asking my friend
because i didn't study but when the
results came out my score was higher
boom guess i was lucky wow lucky you but
the friend though
i don't know how to trim the nails on my
right hand how do you not
how do you not know that come on
oh
are they went done
wow that was quick lightning round those
are some secrets i read thank you for
your submissions oh and also um i just
released a new single called
hide-and-seek it is not a typo uh so
don't dm me it's called hide and seek
for a reason and uh hope you guys enjoy
it it just talks about me and how
awkward i am with people and all that
jazz you guys know everything about me
so enjoy it's available on all streaming
platforms so yeah thanks
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wow there's some crazy people