Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,040 Happy Valentines day honey.
Happy Valentines day.
I just want you to know how much you mean to me, and
I've arranged for something special.
8 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:24,450 Oh my God. Joe Jonas. Are you kidding me?
You must be Emily?
Yes.
Well, Dave here arranged a little song for you.
(softly) Oh my God.
Hit it Leo.
[music]
♫ You are so beautiful ♫
♫ To Dave ♫
18 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:58,970 ♫ You are so beautiful ♫
♫ To Dave ♫
21 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:04,010 Emily,
will you marry me?
Oh.
Dave. No. No. No. No.
I don't love you.
[music stops]
29 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:33,180 (sighs)
I think I maybe... I should just go.
[he whines]
33 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,850 Just remembered that I have muay thai class.
Crazy right? I'm going to go.
No. No. Stay.
She'll reconsider.
(softly) Oh my God.
So handsome.
How do you do that?
[he whines more]
42 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,790 Typical. You're a grown man Dave. You want me to
marry someone who's crying all the time?
You're embarrassing me in front of this whole restaurant.
You know what? Fuck you.
Suddenly you're better than me?
Whoa. Dude. You don't need to get crazy.
Oh, so you get a Joe Jonas in here, and I'm
supposed to marry you?
You know what? I'm just going to let you guys
figure this one out, okay.
Shut it Jonas!
Hey, you leave Joe Jonas alone.
You know what, God, you're such a bitch.
Isn't she a bitch Joe?
Am I Joe? Am I a bitch?
I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question.
You're terrible in bed.
Hear that everybody? Dave's terrible in bed.
He's the worse.
It's like fucking a salamander.
Well, I cheated on you,
with your sister.
[she gasps]
66 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:01,030 What?
Whoa!
Not cool!
I'm leaving,
because of you Joe Jonas!
72 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:13,030 Thanks a lot. Now she's never going to marry me.
What?
This is all your fault.
Are you kidding me?
You know everyone? Everyone listen up.
Everyone listen up.
No. Don't listen up.
Yes. Please listen up.
I have an announcement.
Joe Jonas ruined my life.
Not true. No.
Yes, true. Joe Jonas doesn't care about anyone's
happiness, and he just throws water at people--
Pull yourself together.
87 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,110 Sorry.
You know what? Why don't we go to a couple of bars.
I'll introduce you to some girls I know.
Hey, you might even get lucky, and you'll forget
all about her.
Yeah.
Yes. That sounds great.
Thank you. I-I owe you.
What if I sing you another song?
Not really a fan.
Okay.