(MUSIC) >> Reggie: "DOGS IN SUNGLASSES."
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Reggie: DOGS IN SUNGLASS.
PROTECTION FOR THEIR EYES. YES!
PROTECT YOUR EYES. HEY.
DOGS!
SUNGLASSES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> James: I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THIS GUY. F GHIE,
THIS GUY IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A WEREWOLF BITES SOMEONE IN
PORTLAND. THIS GUY?
THIS GUY IS ABSOLUTELY, 100%, REPLACING YOUR DAD.
THIS GUY? THIS GUY DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE
SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. HE JUST WANTS TO WATCH WHILE YOU
HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE. LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS
GUY. THIS GUY HAS GOTTEN EIGHT
FREE DINNERS PRETENDING TO BE DAVID CROSBY.
IAN, YOU GOOD FOR A MINUTE, I KNOW ARE YOU RUSHING OFF FOR THE
BREAK, BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO TELL BUT THIS GUY.
THIS GUY'S FAVORITE MOVIE IS "GEOSTORM," STARRING GERARD
BUTLER. THIS GUY WANTS YOU TO KNOW
HE HIRED YOU, NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE HOT, BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE
SMOKIN' HOT. THIS GUY'S TIE IS CLIP-ON, BUT
HIS PENIS IS TIED IN A DOUBLE WINDSOR.
LETD ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GAL.
THIS GAL? THIS GAL IS THE ONE WHO TOLD
GAL GADOT TO DO THAT "IMAGINE" VIDEO.
FOR SOME REASON, THERE ARE MORE THAN 3,000 PHOTOS OF THIS GAL ON
HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP. WILL ME TALK TO BUT THIS GUY.
THIS GUY HOOKED UP WITH HIS COUSIN, BUT HE'S ONLY
EMBARRASSED BECAUSE IT "WASN'T THE HOT ONE."
THIS GUY? THIS GUY IS CURRENTLY STARING AT
WHAT HE CALLS "A PAIR OF MONDO GAZONGAS."
LAUREN, I KNOW ARE YOU DOING THE EDIT, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE.
>> GREAT, BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO TELL BUT THIS GAL.
THIS GAL HAS FIVE KIDS-- BUT ONLY REMEMBERS GIVING
BIRTH TO THREE. THIS GAL?
THIS GAL HAS ESCAPED THROUGH A BATHROOM WINDOW DURING SEVEN
DIFFERENT INTERVENTIONS. >> James: OH GOD, I JUST READ
THIS ONE. THIS GAL?
THIS GAL DESCRIBES HER LABIA AS "BILLOWING."
(LAUGHTER) WHO WROTE THAT.
>> THERE WAS A FIGHT ABOUT THIS. >> James: WAS THAT YOU NATE.
>> ROB DIDN'T WANT ME TO PUT IT IN.
I PUT THE EXECUTIVE DECISION THAT IT HAD TO BE SAID.
>> James: YOU DON'T LIKE A BILLOWING LABIA.
>> WELL, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE BEFORE SO YOU
ARE READING THEM LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
>> James: DO YOU THINK THAT IS HALF THE FUN.
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY BUT I THOUSAND BILLOWING LABIA IS GOING TO ABE
TOUGH ONE. >> James: DO YOU SAY LABORIA.
>> HE WITH SAY LABIA. >> James: OH, LET'S CALL THE
WHOLE THING OFF. YOU SAY LABIA, AND I SAY LABIA.
>> LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.
THIS GUY THINKS DEEP-FRIED TWINKIES ARE AN APHRODISIAC.
THIS GUY? THIS GUY FORGOT TO SET HIS ALARM
AND STORMED THE CAPITAL ON JANUARY 7th.
LET ME TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS GUY.
THIS GUY'S LIFE WAS CHANGED AFTER HE INVESTED IN CRYPTO.
IT MADE HIM LOSE HIS HOUSE AND HIS FAMILY.
THIS GUY? THIS GUY IS A FAN OF QUIET
QUITTING. AND LOUD [BLEEP].
THAT WAS "DOGS IN SUNGLASSES!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.