(feet stomps)
- Welcome to Carl's Carwash.
(wheels squeaking)
(nautical music playing)
(captain sniffs)
- Ah, smell that salty sea air.
(seagulls cawing)
- Smells like treasure, Captain Patrick!
There's an Island, five leagues ahead.
- Ah, brace yourself for full speed, First mate Bella.
(steering wheel cranking)
Um, First mate Bella.
Do we seem to be sailing slower than usual?
- Perhaps there's something weighing us down, Captain.
- The anchor is up, so I can't fathom what could be.
(captain gasps)
First mate Bella,
the bottom of the ship is coated
with some sort of salty substance.
(water splashing)
(ship cracking)
- If we don't get this cleaned up,
it will be ages before we get any treasure.
- But I didn't see a boat-wash anywhere out here.
Where can we go?
(seagulls cawing)
- Hmm.
In my travels, I've heard tales of a man,
who can clean cars
but also the messiest of sea vessels.
First mate Bella, set a course for Carl's Carwash!
(toy car thumping)
- There!
Carl's underwater carwash is now open for business.
Oh, if only I could teach my goldfish to drive a car.
(carl laughing)
(wheels squeaking)
- That's funny, I don't remember getting a model ship
for my fish tank.
- Ahoy there, Carl!
- Oh!
That's not a model,
that's a customer!
Ahoy there!
Welcome ashore to Carl's Carwash.
- I'd be Captain Patrick
and that up there be my first mate, Bella.
- Yoo-hoo!
- Our vessel be covered in all manner of maritime minerals.
And it's slowing down our sailing.
Would you be able to help us?
Of course I... be.
(Carl chuckles)
This vehicle wouldn't be the first sea vehicle,
I've washed.
- Hmm, so the legends are true.
- Let's get started.
What kind of vehicle are you driving?
Is the vehicle
a submarine,
a motor boat,
or a pirate ship?
That's it, it's a pirate ship!
Now, let's see how messy this pirate ship is.
Is it a little messy,
medium messy,
or super duper messy?
Well, only the bottom half of the boat is messy.
So I'd say it's medium messy.
(machine cranking)
Let me see what kind of mess this is.
(salt crunching)
It's gritty and white.
And it makes the air around it
(Carl's tongue clicking)
Ooh, salty!
Is it black pepper,
salty sea salt,
or tasty cinnamon?
I'm certain it's salty sea salt.
And finally, what size is this vehicle?
Is it normal sized,
or is it big?
It might be smaller than most pirate ships,
but it's still really tall for a carwash.
So I'd say it's big.
(machine cranking)
That'll be 22 doubloons, Captain Patrick.
- Here's hoping we hit it big
with our next haul of booty.
(captain laughs)
I'll pay by fives.
Five,
10,
15,
20,
and two more equals 22.
(door whooshes)
The calm before the storm.
(machines roaring)
(captain gasps)
Be that a sinister sea creature!
(Carl chuckles)
- No, that's just my carwash brushes.
- Um, that's be a storm, we best not try to weather.
First mate, shore leave.
- [Bella] Aye, aye, captain.
(chain rustling)
(wheels squeaking)
- [Carl] There she blows!
(playful music begins)
(machine roaring)
(water sprinkling)
(soap bubbling)
(bubbles popping)
(machine roaring)
(fan blowing)
(dryers flapping)
(ship twinkling)
(nautical music playing)
(captain knocking)
(chain rustling)
(wheel squeaking)
- Thank you Carl, for making this old pirate ship
look brand new.
(wheels squeaking)
- Good luck out there on the high seas, you two.
(water bubbling)
Huh?!
Where did my goldfish go?
(wheel skidding)
(car honking)
(playful music playing)
- [Child] Whoo!
(children giggling)