>> [APPLAUSE] >> Santa is trying to pin the champion.
Shoulders are down in the animal manager scoot out, too.
>> Come on, this is crazy.
>> This obviously isn't Santa Claus who the hell is?
>> It's better to beat the heart of the animal and Battista.
The champion wounded arm and all with a clothesline.
What a weird way a bizarre way to kick off SmackDown and
there's a big back body drop as bad Santa continues to target that arm.
>> A clothesline again by Batista.
>> And a spear.
Thesis got one arm, though.
>> He basically has one arm.
>> And he speared that Santa with one arm.
>> Who the hell is that?
Hey, that's Sylvan.
What the hell is Sylvan's doing?
>> Obviously, trying to get a- >> Why would Sylvan do
something like this?
>> Cheap shot on the champion and there's a Spine Buster by Batista.
The world champion going to make Sylvan pay for this holiday prank.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Batista pow.
Here's the cover by the champion.
Batista picking up the victory in the [INAUDIBLE] do matchup.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Here is your winner,
the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista.
>> Why in the world would Sylvan ever get in the ring with Batista?
What in the hell is he trying to prove?
>> Maybe it was- >> Didn't have a damn Santa Claus.
I know Sylvan like to dress-up, but not as Kris Kringle.
[MUSIC]
>> Now, where's my present?
Unless you have it here, somewhere hidden in that big belly of yours, right?
You don't have a present for Mr. McMahon, that's not good.
And you know Santa, I want an explanation from you.
I mean, when I was a little kid, you passed over my house every year.
You never stopped at my house and I really wasn't that bad a kid.
>> l don't know about that.
>> l would suggest then that you turn your big fat ass around and get out of my ring.
>> That's no way to talk to Santa.
>> McMahon just dissing St. Nick.
>> Shake Santa's hand you don't bring me a gift, l don't shake your hand.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> See,
that's what happens when you just respect Mr. McMahon.
All right, I kick Santa Claus at the ass.
I'll kick your ass as you're gonna kick.
I'll tell you that right now is that.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Santa Claus
is from Texas now,
not the North Pole.
>> How dare you not
call me the real Santa?
I am the real Santa, I have proof.
I have in my possession a letter written by young
Vince McMahon to yours truly Santa Claus.
>> Letter?
>> Read it, read it, read it, read it.
>> Shall I read it?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> This has been a while.
This leather is barely 100 years old.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Old as dirt,
old as dirt, old as dirt, old as dirt.
>> Listen to that chant, old as dirt.
I don't think he's really old as dirt.
>> Old.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Even with my bad hearing,
I can tell that all these soldiers think you're old as dirt.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> This
is a fine relic of information that reads, dear Santa.
Haven't exactly been the best this year, but there's only two things I want.
First, I would love a rooster.
>> Rooster?
>> A rooster with a beautiful coat, a giant rooster.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Can I have a red Ryder BB gun?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> There you have it, folks.
Prove that this is the real Santa Claus.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
>> You're not real Santa.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> John Cena admit it.
Mr McMahon going for a sleigh ride.
>> No.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> What's up?
>> What's up?
>> I'm gonna tell you all what's up?
I can't do it no more.
>> People talking about me.
>> What?
>> They say, Santa, you put on a couple pounds.
>> What?
>> Okay, I have.
>> What?
>> You know why?
>> Why? >> Because you all leave those goodies
down there for me when I come down the chimney, you know what I'm saying?
So what do I suppose to do?
I eat it up.
Do you all get get that sweet tooth every once in a while, right?
>> Yes.
>> If you get a sweet tooth, give me your Amen.
>> Amen.
>> Okay, well, I got a sweet tooth that's gonna tip your tummy,
cuz Santa help us in hockey sticking like honey.
Come on now.
>> That's the whole truth.
You know, Adam, Santa reminds me of WWE Superstar by the name of Large,
doesn't he?
>> l know l like this, the WWE Divas.
>> The Bellas, Layla, Alecia and Kelly Kelly.
Merry Christmas.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> This time, he'll get it.
Get him, get him, bad Santa.
Get him, get him.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Bet Santa never has to fight a fire.
>> How do you know?
What do you have Santa all just do you take that [INAUDIBLE] or something?
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [INAUDIBLE] Santa needs to quit that,
that is not a fair fight.
That's a bad example to kids all right.
>> Look out.
No, don't do it.
The world strongest slap becomes the sleigh ride tonight, I guess.
Christmas is saved.
Can you imagine the reindeer have to pull that
big guy around like Clydesdale horses chimneys
would fall in love with open gift one?
What is he doing?
Santa is a thief.
Arrest that Santa.
Police, police,
Santa is a kleptomaniac.
Can we please put this man in jail?
What is wrong with him?
Santa does not open gift for jail.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Step back and
listen to what you're saying.
Santa's supposed to be jolly and fun-loving.
He's supposed to give gifts away not steal them from kids.
That's rotten.
This is despicable.
>> Look it.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> That's not what that Santa needs.
>> Christmas cupcakes.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> No, come on.
>> Icing on the cake for bad Santa.
>> That was totally uncalled for.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And now JBL the bad Santa who
stowed away on the C-17 misses the clothesline from hell.
Boot to the mid section, double arm DDT by the good santa Mick Foley.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Look at this, it's Mr. Socko.
I knew that Santa was a stocking stuffer.
He's about this stuff.
Stuff that suck right down the throat of goods.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> All
right.
>> Here's your winner McSanta Claus, Folley.
>> A victory here in Afganistan for Santa Claus.
All is right with the world.
Well, it certainly is tonight here a tribute to the troops.
>> Wait a minute, hold on.
United States Armed Forces.
It's that special time of the year.
It's time to get hearty.
It's time to get jolly and put your hands together for
your world famous five-time Tag Team Champion and feel the power.
It's a new day.
Yes, it is.
>> [LAUGH] Gentlemen,
my heart is officially warmed.
>> Of course, it is, Byron.
Because here comes your favorite team of all time.
>> Yeah, I have to agree with Byron though.
Santa Claus never looked so good.
>> John admit it.
You and me are just alike.
Cuz right now, we both feel the power of positivity.
[MUSIC]
>> To all the little boys and little girls out there,
don't forget to leave out the milk and cookies for your boy, San-tee Claus.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> See, what I did there.
You see what I did there and
remember the troops who are unable to be home this holiday season.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> So keep him in your thoughts.
Feel free to send them a letter or present, but
keep him away from my milk and cookies.
>> [LAUGH] >> And now I feel like last year,
we started a pretty solid holiday tradition.
So if you know the words, feel free to sing along and
put your hands together as we chant.
>> USA, USA, USA,
USA, USA, USA,
USA, USA.
>> Look at this Santa would fall down chimneys, too.
>> [LAUGH] >> Could you imagine if he connects here?
>> Yeah, I think thats- >> From the second rope.
>> Santino should let he reindeer fly and
Miz from behind, and there is the skull crusher.
>> Scene finale and the United States champion with a victory.
[MUSIC]
>> And the winner of this match, the United States Champion, the Miz.
>> I'm not so
sure the Miz isn't the type of person that would beat up the real Santa.
>> Miz is victorious.
Bah humbug many would say, but he is indeed the United States Champion.
>> What's Miz doing now?
[MUSIC]
Come on.
There's probably a lot of good future garage sale items in there.
>> Ho, ho,
ho.
>> Have you ever seen a Santa Claus mess with Europe?
>> No, this is the first ever.
>> One, two, two.
>> Hey, come on, ref.
That was clean.
>> And I hope Tajiri Claus is holding on with everything he's got.
>> The hair.
>> Watch it.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> [LAUGH] I knew Bubba Dudley's
pants were gonna fall down Santa
>> Santa Clause, this is not good
my friend on the rising sun.
Look at that force and Bubba Claus missed.
This is the opportunity that Tajiri Claus may have needed.
>> One, two.
>> Wait, did he get him?
Tajiri Claus got close.
That would've caused a revolt and a riot At the workshop at the North Pole.
Now the elves- >> Look at this.
>> Elves are having a reunion.
Nice move there by Tajiri Claus, taking down his larger adversary.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> No, no,
now Tajiri Santa Claus is gonna try to fly.
>> Man, that is he just got roasted over an open fire and
it's in terrycloth Tough on the old ornaments.
>> Ho, ho, ho.
Is that right, JR?
Ho, ho, ho.
>> That's going good, come on.
>> Ho, ho, come on.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Santa match is awful, Taj this side kneed one off the top.
>> Hey, where the hell
are you going?
Get out here.
>> Have just a moment getting this massive ring here.
>> A red Miz.
>> What?
>> Got into the eyes of both the Clauses.
>> What a shot, what a shot will it be.
>> He gets to the edge.
Ho, ho, ho.
I believe in you.
l believe.
>> Yes, Virginia, there is a Tajiri Clause.
>> [APPLAUSE]