Aw.
That's sweet.
How old are they?
I don't know.
You have two little girls, right, Adam?
Yes, yes, yes.
How old are they?
8 and 5 and 1/2.
Wow.
Are they very close, your daughters?
Yeah, they love each other.
They do fight.
They get in fights.
Mm-hmm.
I think Sadie is at school all day with kids her age
and has the give and take of being cool
and then all of a sudden not being cool.
And other kids are better at certain things,
and she's better at other things.
And she has that all day long, emotional ups and downs.
And at home, when she comes home,
she's just like, I'm going to be better at this little kid--
better than Sunny.
Right.
It makes her feel good, so she'll beat her up.
Oh.
I didn't know it was going in that direction.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean--
I didn't know it got violent or anything.
In all honesty, when I see you at the award show,
my wife goes so bananas.
Will you go say hi to Ellen-- every time.
Go over, go over.
And I got to run over.
And I might appear to be a little nuts to you.
It's just because my wife's like, go say hi to Ellen.
But yes, you gave me my award.
And then you won this year, and I'm so happy you won that.
Finding Dory, it was an incredible movie.
That's sweet.
And this amazing amount of joy you brought my kids for the--
I'd say about 14 months of happiness--
six months of the trailer, just knowing it was coming, then
talking about Dory is coming-- and 3 more weeks, Dory, blah,
blah, blah.
And then when it came out, they were bananas.
Aw, that's sweet.
How old are they?
I don't know.
I don't really know.
No, 8.
Just an age range.
They're little.
One of them is--
8 and 10, 8 and 10, and very nice.
Nice kids.
They are nice?
I love them.
Yeah, I love both of them more than anything.
You're a sweet guy.
But they can't possibly watch any of your movies
because your movies are very R-rated.
Well, it's funny.
Some are OK.
Some are PG-13-ish.
So my kids have seen my--
I'll put them on because they beg to see them.
They're like, please, it's not fair.
Let me watch your movies.
Those people always yell things at you on the street,
and I don't know what the heck they're talking about.
So I show them the movies.
They demand this.
And every time, I'd say about 20 minutes in,
and then I see them tuning out.
And then I hear them--
they're nervous to say it, but they're like,
can we watch something else?
Wow.
But then, it's OK.
It's OK.
I say no.
Yeah, good.
Good.
No, I don't.
No, no, no, no.
I don't get offended.
You commit to this.
You asked for it.
Yeah.
I didn't know Modern Family as well as I should have.
And so during this pandemic, we watched Modern Family.
My kids watched every episode of Modern Family every day,
like two or three a day.
And then they'd repeat it.
And then the other kid would go, I didn't see it.
And so they'd bring it back, and they'd
watch the whole thing again.
And that show is literally the best show.
I can't believe how funny that show is.
I loved it.
My kids loved it so much.
They would scream at me, why aren't you more like him--
he's funny-- and tell me how great everybody on the show is.
They had, every day, a different favorite guy on the show.
And I was like, yeah, no, it's great.
It's great.
That's good.
Just enjoy it.
You don't have to yell at me because that's good.
Two daughters?
Yes, I have--
How old?
One's 10, and one's 12.
And the bat mitzvah is coming for the older one, Sadie.
And she's getting bat mitzvah'd in a month.
Oh.
So she's been practicing.
That's exciting.
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah.
She's doing great.
What is that age of-- is that dating, yet, that 12 or 13?
I drive around with her friends, and I hear
them talking about boys now.
It's amazing the feelings I had about the same boys
five years ago when they would mention the kid's name.
I'd be like, I love that kid.
Now, I get very jumpy.
They got little, tiny mustaches.
And they're all a little tall, and their bodies
aren't making much sense.
And I see them.
I see them make eye contact with my kid.
It's very weird to see your kid lock eyes with a boy
while they're talking.
It's like, whoa, you lock with daddy's eyes, man.
Yeah, that's kind of creepy, too.
That was a good one, Ellen.
You're right, Ellen.
Yeah.
That is gross.
You're right.
Easy there.
Not locked.
I'm just saying--
I understand.
I'm not saying gaze into daddy's--
I understand.
Yeah.