>>HEY EVERYBODY! TAKE A SEAT.
ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THE TEST YOU HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR
ALL YEAR. NO PRESSURE, BUT IF YOU FAIL,
YOU WILL NOT GRADUATE. >>OH NO.
>>OH NO. >>MATT, DID YOU KNOW WE HAD A TEST?
>>UH, YEAH. WHO DIDN'T?
>>WE DIDN'T. WE DIDN'T STUDY FOR THIS AT ALL.
>>GUYS, THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT TEST. >>IS IT MATT?
IS IT? >>ARE YOU ACTUALLY ASKING?
'CAUSE THE ANSWER IS YES. >>MATT, WE NEED GRANDMA TILDE.
>>YEAH! >>NO!
BESIDES, IT'S STACEY'S TURN TO BE TILDE. >>DUDE, OUR FUTURE IS RIDING ON THIS TEST.
COME ON. PLEASE MAN?
COME ON! >>I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS.
>>YES! OKAY.
>>MRS. MADSEN? >>YEAH?
>>MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM? >>I DON'T KNOW.
MAY YOU? OH, ACTUALLY THAT WAS THE RIGHT ONE.
UH, YES YOU MAY BUT HURRY BACK. THIS IS A TIMED TEST.
>>YOU GUYS OWE ME. >>DUDE, ANYTHING, EXCEPT FOR EXPENSIVE THINGS.
>>OR JUST MONEY IN GENERAL. >>YEAH.
>>HEY EVERYONE, I WANT NOTHING BY YOUR BEST WORK TODAY.
THIS IS THE TEST WE HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR ALL YEAR.
AND ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR TEST, THERE IS NO TALKING AND
ABSOLUTELY NO CELL PHONE USE. >>DUDE, WHERE IS HE?
>>UH! HE'S BETRAYED US!
QUICK, KILL ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THE TEST.
>>OKAY... NO!
>>JUST STAB IT IN THE NECK! >>EXCUSE ME!
>>OH, YES, CAN I HELP YOU? >>YES, I'M HERE TO COLLECT MY GRANDSONS
ADAM AND STACEY. >>YOU TWO ARE RELATED?
>>UH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO COMMIT TO THAT. THEY'RE COUSINS.
>>REALLY? >>YEAH.
>>WELL THEY'RE NOT IDENTICAL COUSINS. >>DIFFERENT.
>>WELL I'M SORRY. YOUR GRANDSONS HAVE TO TAKE A VERY IMPORTANT TEST.
CAN THIS POSSIBLY WAIT MISS...?
>>TILDE IS THE NAME.
GRANDMA TILDE FROM TENNESSEE. >>I GREW UP IN TENNESSEE!
>>OH, GOOD! UH, LOVELY PLACE ISN'T IT?
OR IS IT? >>WHAT PART ARE YOU FROM?
>>OH, SMALL TOWN. I'M SURE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
>>NO, REALLY. TRY ME.
>>ALL RIGHT, IT'S CALLED NASHVILLE. >>NASHVILLE.
>>HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT? >>OF COURSE!
NASHVILLE IS HUGE! >>OH, CITIES GROW UP SO FAST!
IT WAS SMALLER IN MY TIME. >>I GUESS THAT'S TRUE-- >>OF COURSE SO IS
MY WAISTLINE. AM I RIGHT?
I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING--- OH YOU LOOK LOVELY!
WHAT DO YOU DO? HOT YOGA OR WHAT ARE THE KIDS UP TO THESE DAYS?
ZUMBA?
>>LISTEN, YOUR GRANDSONS NEED TO TAKE THIS TEST
IN ORDER TO GRADUATE. >>IS THAT SO?
WELL SOUNDS LIKE AN IMPORTANT TEST! ONE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A FOOL TO FORGET.
>>I REALLY MUST INSIST THAT THEY STAY. >>WELL YOU HEARD HER BOYS.
I'LL JUST GO WAIT FOR YOU IN THE SHADE OF AN APPLE TREE.
>>WELL NICE TO MEET YOU. >>LIKEWISE-- OH!
OH WHOOPSIE DOODLES! >>IT'S FINE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>WHAT?
UM, NOT SETTING FIRE TO YOUR TESTS! I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
>>SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >>IS THIS NOT A CANDLE?
I THOUGHT IT WAS A YANKEE-- NO IT'S PAPER. IT'S PAPER.
MY MISTAKE. >>YOU KNOW FOR AN OLDER WOMAN YOU HAVE
SUSPICIOUSLY YOUTHFUL SKIN. >>OH, SWEET OF YOU TO SAY.
OH, YOU KNOW, LOTS OF MOISTURIZER AND PRAYER. >>WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN?
>>1927. >>SO THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HOW OLD?
>>OH! >>OH GRANDMA!
>>OH CARDIAC ARREST AND SUCH! >>OH LET ME CALL YOU AN AMBULANCE!
>>NO! >>I CAN'T RIDE IN AMBULANCES.
IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION? >>REALLY?
>>OH YES. WE CAN'T RIDE IN LOUD VEHICLES AFTER 1:00.
>>IT'S 12:30. >>WE SHOULDN'T RISK IT!
OFF WE GO! CAREFUL BOYS I HAVE OSTEOPENORISIS.
>>I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY. >>LET ME JUST STEAL THIS FOR A MOMENT.
>>YEAH, GOOD LUCK. >>I HOPE THAT OLD LADY IS GOING TO BE OKAY.
>>I KNOW, I HOPE SO TOO.
>>ISN'T IT STACEY'S TURN TO BE TILDE? I SEE YOU