When it comes to friendship,
Sam Puckett will always have your back.
But sometimes she can be a little rough around the edges.
Here are five reasons Sam is the best and worst friend.
You know, anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Which is why you are my best friend.
Good to know. Now, why are you mine?
The first reason she makes a good friend,
is that her loyalty runs deep.
When it comes to boys,
Sam is the ultimate wingman for Carly.
Okay.
It's still not like me to get all crazy about a hot guy
- like Jake Crandall. - But--
But, oh my God. He's so hot. I want to bake cookies on him.
I'd eat those cookies.
If you like him so much, go say hi to him.
What? You can't just say hi to a guy like Jake Crandall.
What if he says hi back? Then, what do I say?
Just say, I'm sorry I hit you in the head with an apple.
Why would I ask--
Ow!
- Carly did it! - No, I didn't--
And she is not afraid
to let her aggressive side out to protect her BFFs.
- Sam? - Yeah?
Rip her head off!
Rip my head off? I'd love to see her try it.
[screaming]
Ow!
Whoa!
Speaking of aggressive.
- Ahh! Let me go! - Say you're sorry.
- I'm sorry! - And what do you sorry for?
For saying you're aggressive!
Her tough exterior can lead to some really savage moments.
Ow!
Never do that again!
You're not the boss of me.
Ow!
[grunting]
Could we lower the microphone a little bit?
A little lower. A little lower, yep.
Oh! Don't! Don't! Ow!
And Sam would never pass up the chance to make fun of Freddie.
Cool. I give glasses with Feet Girl an eight.
I give her nine.
Seven, but I give Freddie a negative two.
For what?
Just for being you.
You know, they say when a girl constantly rips on a guy,
it really just means she has a crush on him.
Yeah, but I wasn't ripping on a guy.
I was ripping on you.
Which often puts a strain on their friendship.
Wow!
This is amazing.
Someone finally friended you?
Control, Freddie.
Bad thoughts lead to bad actions.
Sam's greatest quality is her confidence,
making her super fun to hang out with.
She's always willing to be silly,
especially when it comes to skits on iCarly.
Just give me some soup!
I ain't gonna give you no soup!
Just get me some soup!
I ain't gonna give you no soup!
Just get me some soup!
I ain't gonna give you no soup!
- Scene. - Thank you.
There will never be a dull moment whenever Sam is around.
I'll dial the lobby downstairs.
Main lobby.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Although she may be loyal, she's often selfish.
Can I have that sandwich?
No way, get your own.
Ow!
During Sam and Carly's five year friend anniversary,
she traded the homemade T-shirt Carly made for her,
for Cuttlefish tickets.
I can't believe you!
Look! Make me another shirt if you wanna!
After we go to the cuttlefish concert!
I'm not going to the concert with you.
Oh! Now you're being ridiculous.
Better than being a gift-giver-awayer.
- Just forget it. - Fine! Don't go to the concert!
- I won't! - I don't even care.
I care way less than you care.
You don't know how much I don't care.
All you ever think about is ham.
I'd rather have a shirt made of ham.
I can't believe you just gave it away!
I can't believe that we're having this stupid conversation!
- Don't talk to me! - I'm not talking to you!
- You're talking to me! - Is not!
- Don't talk to me! Fine! - Don't talk to me! Fine!
She even went to the concert without Carly.
Oh man, Sam!
Thank you for taking me to the Cuttlefish concert!
It was the most awesome concert ever!
Remember at the end, when they played Rock Me Love Me,
we held up our cell phones to illuminate the darkness.
Whoa. I have to go to Algebra class. Bye!
You went to the concert and you took Tareen?
Oh no.
You refused to go! I wasn't just gonna waste the tickets!
You got those for us!
We were so close.
You said you weren't gonna come!
Right before you called me a gift-giver-awayer!
I can't believe I almost made up with you!
Back at ya!
But after some painful hair pulling,
the two were able to make up.
I'm sorry.
It's no secret that she loves to eat.
Mmm.
I loves me the cold chili.
The final reason that Sam makes a good friend,
is that she will always have yummy snacks
if you get hungry while hanging out.
- Ham? - Uh huh.
- Extra ham? - Uh huh.
Is that turkey bacon?
Salami?
[slurping]
I'm going to need another fat bag.
Just watch out because she may not be willing to share.
Do you have any pudding cups?
[sighing]
Just one and I already promised
Freddie he could have it after the show.
Huah!
Even with all her faults, Sam is definitely
a great friend to have.
Awe, Sam.
Hey!
- Who stopped the elevator?! - Get out!
[screaming]