♪ Good Charlotte - Little Things ♪
♪ ♪
[Engine revving]
♪ ♪
[Engine revving]
♪ Good Charlotte - Little Things ♪
♪ ♪
All right, you wanna see a trick, man?
Hey, Jackal!
(Laughs softly)
Bite that, killer!
Here comes the fun!
(Laughs) All right!
(Laughs)
Aaaahhhh, good boy, jackal!
Good boy!
(Gasping)
Breathe in! There you go!
(Laughing)
Dude, your dog is a stoner!
Can he also bone a beer?
Try it again, okay? Just knock it out of the park, Bobby, okay?
All right, give it a shot!
Okay, you almost got it that time!
Now, just concentrate on the beep..
Swing it as haaard as you can...
And keep your ear on the ball, okay?
All right, little buddy, you can DO IT!
(Pager beeping)
(THWACK!) Oooohhhhhh!..
I did it, I did it!
♪ Soft instrumental music ♪
Do you know Jesse and Chester?
Pardon me?
We're looking for Jesse and Chester, have you seen them?
Who are you?
We're extremely hot chicks with large breasts.
Really?
Do you mind if I touch your face? It's the only way I can really see who I'm talking to.
Okay.
Wow...
You are hot!
(Swallows)
Is this..
Is this.. normal?
Oh yeah!
This is how blind people shake hands!
(Cheering)
What the..?! Sis!
Excuse me.. Little help.. Water...
(Thwack!) Oh!
I saw this thing about ostriches on Animal Planet.
Those are llamas, dude.
No.
What you're supposed to do, is stand very still.
And eventually they'll get bored and go away.
(Grunting softly)
I think it's working!
(Roars)
(Thump)
(Hissing)
(Ostriches screaming)
Stupid llamas!
(Screaming)
♪ Triumphant instrumental music ♪
For the love of God!
(Hissing)
♪ ♪
Woaw!
Morphing is cool!
♪ ♪
Woah!
That is one super hot giant alien!
[Super Hot Giant Alien]
(Panic in the crowd)
Let's go!
♪ Tense instrumental music ♪
That is amazing!
Yeah!
Those are the biggest hoohoos I have ever seen!
♪ Choral music ♪
(Laughs)
Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow!
♪ Tense instrumental music ♪
We will now use the power of the continuum transfunctioner to banish you..
to hook off the New Jersey! (Thwack!)
Ooohhhh!
(Thump)
(Thudding)
What are we supposed to do now?
I think we run, dude!
♪ Tense instrumental music ♪ (Thunderous footsteps approaching)
♪ ♪
Those guys are in a hurry!
♪ ♪
(Crowd screaming)
♪ ♪
I wanna go with that one, daddy!
Me too, son, me too!
♪ This here's a tail for all the fellas ♪ ♪ Tryin; to do what those ladies tell us ♪
♪ Get shot down cause ya over-zealous ♪ ♪ Play hard to get females get jealous ♪
♪ Okay smarty go to a party ♪ ♪ Girls are scantily clad and showin; body ♪
♪ A chick walks by you wish you could sex her ♪ ♪ But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter ♪
♪ Got no money and you got no car ♪ ♪ Then you got no women and there you are ♪
♪ She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello, ♪ ♪ come sit next to me you fine fellow." ♪
♪ You run over there without a second to lose ♪ ♪ And what comes next hey bust a move ♪
♪ If you want it, you've got it ♪
♪ You want it, baby you've got it! ♪ ♪ Just bust a move! ♪
♪ You want it... ♪
[20th Century Fox]
Last night Jesse and Chester had the most unforgettable time of their lives.
♪ ♪
But this morning...
♪ ♪
Dude, where is my car?
♪ ♪
They can't remember a thing!
It's Christie Bonner! The hottest of the hot.
Hi, Jesse. I had a really good time with you last night.
- Uhm.. have you seen my car? - Well, I saw the back seat.
Oh! I'm talking about the whole thing.
Now, the only way to find their car...
No way we were here last night!
Look, it's Jesse and Chester!
Swwweeettt!
♪ ♪
Is to find out what they did.
♪ ♪
And who they did it to.
Dude, you're a dude!
Last night...
You guys got more important things to worry about.
Where were you between the hours of midnight and 2AM?
We don't remember!
(Thwack!)
(Thwack! Thwack!
(Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
(Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
(Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!)
Hey, leave him alone, he doesn't know anything!
♪ ♪
We are the recipients of instructions from outer space!
Last night you were in possession of the continuum transfunctioner.
Hey, have you guys ever been to Uranus?
Go ahead and laugh. We are used to be in mot.
Okay. (Laughing)
Are you Jesse and Chester?
I don't know. Why?
Perhaps we will give you pleasure..
- That's us! - Right here!
If you give us a continuum transfunctioner.
Twentieth Century Fox presents.
(In Japanese) Hey, look at these!
(In Japanese) Dude, we speak Japanese!
(Speaks Japanese)
(In Japanese) Sweet!
The ultimate..
It's llama!
You stand very still...
(Thump!)
.. and high adventure.
♪ ♪
You got a tattoo!
So are you, dude!
- What does my tattoo say? - Sweet!
(Laughs)
- What about mine? - Dude!
- What does mine say? - Sweet!
- What about mine?
- Dude! - What does mine say?
- Sweet!
Dude, where is my car?!!
- What does mine say? - S-W-E-E-T!
- What about mine?! - D-U-U-D!
- WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!
- SWEEEEEEETTTTT!!11
Dude, where is my car
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