>> Carley: VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA
HARRIS IS LEAVING AMERICANS
SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS, THIS
TIME FOR HER PASSIONATE SPEECH
ABOUT YELLOW SCHOOL BUSES.
>> Vice President Harris: WHO
DOESN’T LOVE A YELLOW SCHOOL
BUS, RIGHT?
CAN YOU RAISE YOUR HAND IF A
LOVE A YELLOW SCHOOL BUS.
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT AND
MOST OF US, MANY OF US WENT TO SCHOOL ON THE YELLOW SCHOOL BUS,
SCHOOL ON THE YELLOW SCHOOL BUS,
RIGHT?
THE MEMORY OFEXCITEMENT AND JOY
BE WITH YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER,
WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND TO
LEARN, THE SCHOOL BUS TAKES US
THERE.
>> Todd: JIMMY FAILLA JOINS US
NOW, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYONE,
ANYONE REPEAT WORDS SO CLOSE, SO
CLOSE TOGETHER, SO OFTEN, SO
OFTEN AS KAMALA?
>> Jimmy: THIS IS WHY SHE’S HAD
ENOUGH STAFFERS QUIT TO FILL A
BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUS, TIME
SQUARE ROLEX OF PEOPLE.
ROLEX AND YOU GET CLOSER AND
THERE IS SOMETHING OFF.
THE LAUGH AT THE WRONG TIME OR
THE WORD SALAD, SUCH A
PERFORMATIVE INAUTHENTIC HUMAN
BEING.
WE’VE SEEN THIS WITH VENN
DIAGRAMS.
I LOVE A VENN DIAGRAM.
>> Carley: AND THE KIDS AND
SPACE AND HAVE YOU HEARD OF
SPAM?
TWITTER SAY --
>> Todd: GETTING IN ON THE ACT,
LOOK AT THAT.
>> Carley: SHE WILL START
SINGING "WHEELS ON THE BUS,"
AND --
>> Jimmy: SHE JUST HAD A
BIRTHDAY AND THAT WAS THE
COMMEMORATION OF WHEN YOUR
MOTHER GAVE BIRTH.
>> Carley: WE’LL BE TALKING
ABOUT ANOTHER BIRTHDAY DURING
THIS SEGMENT.
>> Todd: TEASE.
BIDEN WAS FOCUSING ONNEN PLAS,
WATCH.
>> President Biden: IF YOU WANT
SIX MORE INCHES BETWEEN YOU AND
THE NEXT SEAT, YOU PAY.
>> Todd: WHAT IS MORE IDIOTIC,
THATTER THATTY YOU HEARD FROM
PRESIDENT BIDEN OR MAYOR OF NEW
ORLEANS SAYING BLACK WOMEN
AREN’T SAFE IN COACH?
>> Jimmy: STOP HERE AND SAY
WE’RE RELIEVED HE DIDN’T CLAIM
TO BE AN AIRLINE PILOT.
EVERY TIME WE SEE HIM GO NEAR A
TRACTOR TRAILER, HE SAID, I
DROVE A TRACTOR TRAILER, NO, HE
DIDN’T.
I WAS WATCHING AND WAITING FOR
HIM TO BE LIKE WHEN I WAS FLYING
A COMMERCIAL JET, SO THERE IS
THAT.
DEMOCRAT 101, TAKE OUT THE STRAW
MAN ARGUMENT ON BEHALF OF THE
BLACK COMMUNITY NOBODY ASKED
FOR.
PEOPLE GETTING CRUSHED, I GOT
IT, MORE LEG ROOM IN COACH.
BLM, BLACK LEG ROOM MATTERS,
COME ON, MAN.
>> Carley: LEG ROOM IN COACH?
>> Jimmy: IT MAKES NO SENSE, I
WAS TRYING TO BRIDGE THE GAP
BETWEEN A GOOD, COHERENT AND
WHERE IT WAS GOING AND I DON’T
THINK ANYBODY CAN.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> Carley: NO.
>> Jimmy: I DON’T WANT TO TRY TO
SPEAK BIDEN, IT IS A DARK PLACE.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW I’M EXCITED
ABOUT SCHOOL BUSES, I CAN’T HAVE
THIS ON ME.
>> Carley: BIRTHDAY TOPIC,
SOCIAL MEDIA CELEBRATING HILLARY
CLINTON’S BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY,
SHE TURNED 75.
THE 2016 TWEET SHE REFERRED TO
HERSELF AS OUR FUTURE PRESIDENT,
THAT WAS ON 2016 RIGHT BEFORE
SHE LOST TO DONALD TRUMP, THIS
WAS CIRCULATED ON SOCIAL MEDIA
YESTERDAY. CUTE KID.
>> Jimmy: SHE WAS A CUTE KID,
GIVE HER THAT.
TO BE CLEAR, IT IS NOT WRONG IF
SHE WINS SOME DAY.
>> Carley: SHE DID SAY FUTURE.
>> Jimmy: SHE DIDN’T SAY WHEN.
>> Carley: MY FAVORITE
HILLARY --
>> Jimmy: OH, WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE, I THINK SHE WILL RUN
AGAIN.
>> Carley: YOU DO?
>> Jimmy: PRESIDENCY IS ONLY
CURABLE BY DEATH, YOU SPEND YOUR
ENTIRE EXISTENCE WANTING TO BE
PRESIDENT UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE.
HER WILL TO BE PRESIDENT AND
BILL’S WILL TO GET HER OUT OF
THE HOUSE, HOW GOOD IS
NINE-MONTH CAMPAIGN FOR BC,
LIVING HIS BEST LIFE.
>> Todd: HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE
THE RESIDUAL VALUE OF A TWEET
LIKE THIS?
>> Jimmy: TWITTER HAS MILE
STONES FOR DISASTROUS TWEETS AND
SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE REMINDERS
TODAY I GET TO DO THE HILLARY
BIRTHDAY TWEET THING, IT IS A
LIFESTYLE.
A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
>> Carley: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
YOU.
YOU ARE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON
GIVING.
>> Jimmy: FUTURE PRESIDENT.