- Hey, hey Stuffing! - What?
- Looks like you're really "plugged in" to what's happening.
[laughs]
- Listen, I've got no time to be annoyed by your terrible jokes, okay Orange?
- It's Thanksgiving Day, which means stuffing is gonna get stuffed in somebody's mouth
if Stuffing doesn't take matters into his own non-existent hands.
- [laughs] Nice!
- Check it. [heater whirrs]
- This year's stuffing is telling Thanksgiving dinner to STUFF it! [chuckles]
I've worked out a brilliant plan.
I'ma hang out by this space heater all day to dry up.
And you know what's worse than dried stuffing?
- Getting a hang nail?
Tax day?
Finding out you're related to Grapefruit?
- No! - Getting eaten by a zombie?
Having to eat a zombie? - No!
- Getting pooped on by a million birds?
Finding out what rocky mountain oysters are?
Kicking a soccer ball only to find out it was actually just a rock painted like a soccer ball?
- Dude, work with me here. NOTHING is with than dry stuffing, okay?
So here's what's gonna happen.
Dinner time's gonna roll around,
and I'ma be dryer than the flippin' Sahara Desert over here, you know what I'm sayin'?
They're gonna go for the stuffing and realize: I'm horrible!
[laughs]
I'm not gonna get eaten THIS year! I will be too dry.
- Too dry?
If you ask me, your plan's all "wet"!
[laughs]
[stuffing groans]
- Well, if you ask me, it's brilliant.
- What you talkin' 'bout, Turkey?
- I'm talkin' 'bout settling next to the space heater with you, dude.
It'll totally dry me up. And you know what's worse than a dry Thanksgiving turkey?
- Stubbing your toe? Listening to Nickleback?
Stubbing your toe at a Nickleback concert?
- No! [sighs] Geez, work with me here.
NOTHING is worse than a dry Thanksgiving turkey.
You and me, Stuffing, we're not getting eaten this year.
No way! No how.
- I like the way you think, Turkey. Turn that heater dial all the way to flipping 11!
- Ahhh, that's the stuff. [buttons pressing, heater whirring]
I'm already feeling crispy.
- You want in on some of this heater action, Orange, huh?
- Nah. I don't think it's a very "hot" idea. [laughs]
- Hey, your loss, bro!
It's like I always say: if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!
[chuckles] - Heyo, did somebody say cranberries?
- No, be we sure said "could be." What up?
- Oh, I was just chillin' over there in the bowl getting ready to be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner
for like, the zillionth year in a row.
But then, I overheard your sick space heater idea, and I thought I'd come over, see if there's some room for me to pop a squat.
'Cuz, y'know, what's worse than a dried out cranberry?
- Eating a spider while you're asleep?
Sleep-walking off a cliff?
Using toilet paper made out of sandpaper?
- No!
Nothing is worse than a dried out cranberry, dude.
-Ohhhh, I forgot.
- Geez, work with me, would ya?
- Forget him, dude. He doesn't see the brilliance of our space heater plan.
He's totally gonna stay over there all juicy and delicious, and that's why he's totally gonna get eaten!
- Haha, that's right! Hear that, Orange?
You just got-- - Served?
- Yeah, you got served! [chuckles]
- No! SERVED!
[suspenseful music plays] STUFFING: Huh?
Oh, snap.
- Okay, guys. This is the moment we've been waiting for.
- Oooh, Stuffing. Looks like they're coming for you first.
- Yeah, we'll see about that. I'm so crispy they could never possibly find a reason to--
[clang!]
Okay, they're picking me up anyway.
[nervously] Okay, they're moving past the serving plate. I usually got on the [stutters] -- this is kinda weird
[slam!]
Oh my God, they put me in a salad!
Oh no! OH NO! They're using me as a crouton!
Flippin' crouton! [screams in agony]
- Oh, snap! They took Stuffing's crispiness in stride!
- Wow can I say? This human cook is super adaptable.
He'd probably do really well on-- - Chopped?
- Yeah, he'd do well on the TV show Chopped.
Would you let me finish before you interrupt?
- No! CHOPPED!
- Okay, it's my turn in the ring. Seemed the space heater worker out.
Whoa, hey now! Excuse me.
You can't just jam a cold thermometer into somebody without warning like that.
- Uh oh, Turkey. TURKEY: [panicked] What? What's the matter?
CRANBERRY: Looks like you got heated to the ideal cooking temperature.
[slice!, Turkey screams]
- TURKEY! Oh my God!
All my friends are getting eaten! What the--
- Fork?
- Huh?
[stabbing sound, Cranberry screams]
I totally did not think this through.
Dried cranberries AREN'T disgusting. They're delicious, and we go GREAT on salad.
NOOOOOOOOO! [squeaking sounds as Cranberry slides off fork]
[agonized screams]
The space heater was a terrible idea!
- Oh, what could possibly be worse than this?
- Oooh, I know this one!
Water in your ear? Sand in your buttcrack? Getting slapped in the nipple?
[all growl in annoyance]
- [laughs]
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