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Joan: Uh, who would win in a fight: Nemo or Captain America?
Thomas: Captain America. Nemo? The fish?
Camden & Thomas: What about Captain Nemo?
Oh- [laughter]
[INTRO MUSIC]
Thomas: WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY!
Joan: Not much.
Thomas: (Some Kermit voice or something) Not much, buddy.
It has been almost a year since the last one, so we're bringing it back around:
Another Voices of Unreason (Joan: Holy sh*t!) Vol. 5!
Wait, do you guys want to be over here?
Thomas: What is- oh, I love that, Okay.
[Laughter]
And once again, I will be doing it with some amazing friends of mine.
[Everyone woots and says hello]
Thomas: You guys wanna like step up one at a time and introduce yourselves?
Terrence: Hello, I'm stressed, and,
*Small giggle from Thomas*
My name is Terrence.
Goodbye.
It's Rafaela, again. With short hair!
*panicked* Everyone's looking at me now!
*Thomas starts laughing*
Thomas: Are you panicked?
I'm f**king choking, dude!
*everyone laughs*
*Quickly* I'm Joan.
*pitiful laughs*
What's up, guys? My name's Camden.
*laughter*
Uh, I'm just here to, like, get my face out there. Y'know?
*Laughter*
I'm Wizard Kelly.
What's up, guys? It's Leo. I'm saucy.
*Laughter*
Alright, for this video, if you guys are unfamiliar with Voices of Unreason,
Earlier on Twitter, I asked you all to submit different drawings you may have done of weird and zany creatures
and characters and now we will have to do our best to provide voices for those characters
so *sigh* we're going to see how this goes. What are you guys doing?
Are you guys ready? [Everyone woots]
Thomas: Who volunteers to go first?
Not me.
Thomas: So I got a number, so Terrence, go ahead.
Terrence: Seven.
Joan: Four.
Rafaela: Six.
Camden: Eight.
Leo: One.
Thomas: It was seven. Terrence: Hah!
Thomas: So Terrence, you gotta go first- Terrance: Aww!
[Laughter]
Thomas: Alright, Terrence (Terrence sighs) Booyah.
Terrence: Oohh (Thomas: Right?) Oh, "this is Ava, she's the bomb" (chuckles) she's the bomb.
[Laughter]
Terrence: Hiiiii...
Hi!
[Laughter]
I'm Ava!
I'm gonna EXPLODE!
She needs like a bad*ss voice like:
Yeah, b*tch,
I don't know.
I'm on fireeeee.
I mean, I, look, I don't know who light this bomb but you better stop it.
This is not a game, WE ALL GONNA DIE!
Oh my gawd, this is what I be talkin' about, they be playin' with with me and they testin' me
and then they light my wick and then when explode
and then I'm the one in the wrong but I DIDN'T LIGHT THIS.
Who did this?
Uuuuhhhhhhhhh....
Oh mah gawd, I'm missin' an arm, I ain't got no legs, how am I supposed to-
Camden: What happened to your arm and leg?
Oh, girl, you don't wanna know,
I was on my way to school one day and then, you know, it was hot, and you know how the sun it beams?
Joan: Yeah.
Terrence: Girl, it shot me right where it needed to - it lit the wick on this one and the wick on this-
[distressed squealing]
Yes!
Obviously!
And y'all, I'm still gonna explode, SOMEBODY GET THIS SH*T OFF ME!
Joan: Can I like, lick my fingers and then put it out?
Terrence: That's unsanitary... [laughter]
Joan: It's either explode or that.
Terrence: I'd rather die. I'm sorry. [laughter]
[inhales sharply]
You know what? I should've just exploded a while ago...
Maybe...
[explosion]
Thomas: OH, AVA!
Joan: AVA, NO!
Thomas: AVA!
[laughter and screaming]
Oh, no!
Okay, Camden, you ready?
Camden: Alright. Umm...
Almost.
Now I'm ready.
Thomas: Boop!
[laughter]
Camden: Will I pronounce that Pierre or PIE-erre?
Thomas and Rafaela: Ooohh!
Camden: [quiet sobbing]
Thoams: Oh, wow. Right into it.
Camden: Eh, here we go.
[laughter]
'Ello, my friends.
Thomas: Ooooh!
Camden: It is me...PIE-erre.
[laughter]
Thomas: Pie-erre?
Camden: Yes.
Thomas: Very nice to meet you. What's wrong?
Camden: Well, the rest of my body- it has been removed and consumed.
Thomas: Oh, no! That's right!
Camden: They ate every other pie appendage that I have!
[laughter]
My arm, that was shaped exactly like my face,
[giggling]
My other arm...that was shaped exactly like my face,
[more giggling]
And my two legs.
Thomas: You know, that's-that's kinda lucky that they left your-your...the part of you that you can talk.
Camden: They wanted me to WATCH.
Everyone: OHHHHH!! [laughter, along with sudden realization]
Camden: Ohhhhhh.
I'm not, like, edible, these are my organs in here!
I'm just shaped like a pie!
Thomas: Wait, so did- did...
[laughter]
Camden: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!
I don't know how I got in this room.
So I've heard.
Oh, I can go for some!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[laughter]
Oh, I see what's going on here...
[laughter]
Thomas: [inhales]
Alright, so does this have to do with octopi?
OHH!
I'm the Oct with the act. Yes, I'm Mr. Ten, and I won't tell you again.
Welcome to my Trick Shop.
Joan: What's your name?
Thomas: Mr. Ten... oh sh-
[laughter]
You know, the funny thing is I actually- just literally...
said- it wasn't even part of the frickin' thing!
Today, I will teach you some magic tricks of your own, so that you can go home and mess with your friends!
As you can see, over here, I've got some rings.
I won't show you that one because Benny the Bean already frickin' showed me up and stole my act.
And over here I've got... a mask that seems to be on fire, even though I'm underwater!
That's magic, my friend.
And then I've got a puppet over here...
Am I- am I
[muffled] talking right now, or is it the puppet?
[laughter]
I don't know.
Mr. Ten!
And then I'm doing a card trick down here at the same as waving a baton up in the air!
You don't even know I just stole a wallet from him.
Slight of tentacles!
[chuckling and laughter]
And now for my closing act,
I will leave with all of your wallets. Sorry. Bye!
Mr. Ten.
[laughter]
Joan: I'm ready, Freddie.
Freddie?
Thomas: Thomas.
Joan: Freddie?
I was about to freak the f**k out.
[laughter] I was like...
"Where's Freddie?"
Thomas: Doo, doo, doo, doo.
Joan: Oh!
I live on Mars! I don't like it very much at all!
It's real boring up here!
What? No!
Yeah, something like that.
Right now, my mom and dad are ruling over the planet Mars.
I- I don't like you very much.
Thomas: Oh, I'm sorry. I mean, that's-
Joan: You got a big head!
I don't care. I'm gonna rule Mars one day and then I'm gonna rule the whole GALAXY.
That was a burp, excuse me.
[laughter]
Your FACE is a little scary. AAAAH!
Thomas: Oh, wow.
Joan: Go away!
Oh, you know, a little bit of this...pew pew pew! [laughter]
Little bit of that...stab stab stab.
[laughter]
Thomas: Gosh, and then your parents are totally okay with this plan that you have?
Joan: Mommy doesn't like it and always whispers in Daddy's ear about me, but Daddy seems pretty alright with me.
Thomas: Oh my gosh!
Joan: I resent the f**k out of her!
[laughter]
Resent?
Camden: No...
[laughter]
Thomas: Please think twice before conquering us in the future.
Joan: I don't know about that. I think my mind's kinda made up, so...
[whispers adorably] pew pew...stab stab...
[laughter]
Thomas: Boink!
Rafaela: What?!
[laughter]
Is this...OHHHH, I see, this is his mouth.
Joan and Camden: Yeah.
Thomas: So you get to name him...
Rafaela: WOOOOOOOO! [Thomas laughs]
He's like, he has this going for him right now.
I have to like, like method act.
Hai, everybodeh.
[laughter]
Actually, I was just born. I have one hair.
You know how like, babies-
I'm a baby! A-heh-heh!
Thomas: Aww.
Rafaela: I'm pretty big. This room's about the size of me.
[laughter]
So you're actually being crushed by my weight.
Thomas: Yeah.
Rafaela: Uh-
What's my name?
I like the name, uh...
[chuckling]
[laughter]
Well, what do I look like?
Joan: Umm...
Rafaela: I can't really see myself, my eyes
Camden: ...so that could be your name.
Rafaela: Bebebawl? I like that name. Bebebawl.
[laughter]
Um, it's not Baby Ball, it's Bebebawl.
[laughter]
So...get that right.
[more laughter]
Joan: Bebeball?
Camden: Bibiball.
Rafaela: BIBIBAWL.
[laughter]
Joan: Bibiball?
Rafaela: Bebibawl.
Joan: Bibiball?
Rafaela: Biwball.
Joan: Biwball?
Rafaela: Ye.
[laughter]
I dunno.
I like that I'm kinda crushin' all of you.
[laughter]
I'm...CRUSHIN' IT!
[laughter]
Thomas: What do you wanna do next, now that you're- now that you're out in the world?
Rafaela: Well, uh, I can't really walk 'cuz my legs are so- so skinny.
And I'm just SO big.
So I think I'll just, like, go like this, and then just roll around,
[laughter]
[more laughter]
Joan: Baby Ball!
Rafaela: Bye.
[laughter]
Thoams: Boop!
Leo: Okay...
[laughter]
Ler-de-der-de-der. I'm Ned.
[laughter]
It's my first day of school, and I got my little backpack on, and I just got my glasses and I'm just ready, y'all!
I'm from...a land far away.
Thomas: Aww,
Leo: Uh, yeah.
Leo: Something like that. [laughter]
[laughter]
Actually, I'm going to Pre-K.
Everyone: Ohhh!
No- Yeah, actually I have, you know, uh...
I just call myself a- a late bloomer.
Everyone: Awww.
Leo: Uhh...
Because I couldn't reach it, so, you know, I ran out of time.
It is.
I hope they all die.
Everyone: Ohh!
[laughter]
Thomas: Do you wanna drop the blanket?
Camden: Oh, I'm so cold!
[Thomas laughs]
Thomas: Booyah.
Camden: Uhh.
Uueegh.
Ohhhhh! OoOOohhh! OHHHHH!
[laughter]
Children!
[Thomas laughs]
WHAT?
[laughter]
Thomas: Was that intentional?
Camden: That's the premium brand!
[laughter]
We sell candles that help you get kids out of your house!
I'm taking this blanket off it's too hot...
[laughter]
WOOOOAH, woah!
I'm not telling you! That's super personal!
[Thomas laughs]
JESUS!
[laughter]
Why are you saying these things to me?!
I already like, didn't have a lot of self esteem, and now...
Thomas: No! No, no!
Camden: Okay...
Thomas: ...you're not repelling us.
Aww. This is the longest conversation I've had...
ZAAuugh!
UuAAAAGH!
UUUAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Thomas: Ka-ching!
[laughter]
Terrence: Who sat down and thought, "You know what?"
[laughter]
How do you even begin? You don't have a mouth.
Joan: Maybe I speak telepathically.
I'm (unintelligible)...
Hello, Optimism.
Terrence: HAI!
[laughter]
How's it going down there?
Joan: Not very well. How's it going up there?
Terrence: IT'S GREAT! Weather is great, ummm...
Livin' my best life, how 'bout you?
Joan: The weather's alright, I guess, but the climate is in terrible shape.
[laughter]
You know, uh, there's no going back with the climate.
It's already too late. No matter what we do now, the human race is going to go extinct.
Terrence: You know what? I don't like your attitude. And if I could walk away, I would, but I can't!
[laughter]
Joan: That sounds pretty negative, Optimism.
[laughter]
Seems like I'm rubbing off on you.
Terrence: No, not at all, 'cuz it would be great for me. I'd be able to get away from you.
Joan: Oh, so do you think there's no hope for me, is what I'm getting.
Terrence: No, YOU think there's no hope for you. There's hope for everyone...
...but you.
[laughter]
Joan: So you're like a medium optimist, and not an actual-
[more laughter]
Your face looks like an egg.
Terrence: OH-
[Thomas laughs]
You look like a boiled peanut, but I was keeping that to myself.
Everyone: OHHH!
Joan: I knew even the nicest person in the world wouldn't treat me kindly.
Thomas: Aww.
Aw.
Terrence: If you're looking for sympathy...
[laughter]
Buddy, you gotta go look somewhere else-
[laughter]
Joan: I always am looking somewhere else, 'cuz I'm always two steps ahead of you.
Thomas and Terrence: OHHH!
Terrence: THAT'S IT! Somebody give me a knife! I need a knife!
Thomas: [makes slicing sounds]
Terrence: Goodbye.
Thomas: [makes slicing sounds]
[laughter]
Joan: Here it is!
Thomas: [sigh] Oh my gosh!
You know, he seems like someone who would be, like, actually pretty sophisticated.
Hello. My name is Vincent.
And I am but a leg.
I'm the fella' who's nothin' but patella.
Oh, you want me to-
I like to stay stationary. What did you want to show me?
Oh.
I used to be a full person. Parts of me were eaten.
Wolves.
[Thomas laughs]
Somehow, I survived.
They said it couldn't be done, but the doctors got me sewed right up.
When I have to romanticize the ladies- or the men, I'm not choosey-
All I do is a little bit of this-
And a little bit of that-
And that's all they "knee'd".
They're like, "You really know how to 'heel' it." That's an old phrase for...
...for...
...for he- for dancing.
[laughter]
No! I definitely don't.
Well, I've been Vincent, and you guys have been great, so...
I'll keep you all in my "sole".
Joan and Camden: Ohh!
Joan: Oh, that's good.
[Thomas laughs]
Thomas: BA-BOOSH!
Oh sh- Oh sh*t.
Hi, I'm Zebo.
[laughter]
Camden: Ey, is- is that Zebo over there?!
Joan: Ah, yeah, that's me.
Camden: Oh my gaah- I haven't seen you in years!
Joan: Oh my gaahd!
Andre!
Camden: Ah, thats me, Andre.
Joan: How ya doin', Andre?
Camden: Ah, I'm doin' great, Zebo.
Joan: You look like sh*t.
Camden: Aww, you too!
[Laughter]
Joan: My name's Zebo.
I'm a f**kin' monster.
[Laughter]
I'm disgusting.
'Cause I'm made out of candy, which I f**ckin' despise.
[Laughter]
I was cursed.
[Laughter]
Joan: I'm made out of f**kin' candy, ya idiot.
I f**kin' HATE candy.
Thomas: Is there anything that you can do to like maybe reverse the curse?
Joan: (Sarcastically) I never thought about that!
Moron, of course I tried to reverse the curse.
[Laughter]
Thomas: Well, I love you Zebo.
Joan: Yeah, alright.
[Laughter]
Joan: I won't!
I'm made of candy.
Thomas: Well, that was fun! I really enjoyed that, you guys.
Thank you so much for submitting all of the wonderful drawings of characters and creatures.
I always say, keep up the artistry 'cause you guys all had amazing talent and it was all wonderful to see what you guys could create and what we could voice.
And you guys were really awesome! Again, you brought the A-game with all the voicing, so I really appreciate that.
Terrence: You're welcome.
Thomas: That was awesome. Thank you once again, to all of my friends for joining in with this video.
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Take it easy, guys, gals, and non-binary pals!
PEACE OUT!
Terrence: Bye!
Joan: It- I call this the forever aggressive tease.
[Laughter]
Rafaela: What are you doing?
It's up, it's down...
Joan: I might take my jacket off.
Thomas: Man...
Rafaela: Is it hot in here?
Joan: Yeah, it's pretty hot, I'm hooding.
[Laughter]
Thomas: This is the hot teasing action you get when you come to my channel.
[Laughter]
Joan: Can we cut to someone teasing their hair?
[Laughter]
Valerie: (Singing) Teasing my hair.
Because Thomas asked me to.
And I have no idea why.