**Whapoosh**
Top of the morning to ya laddies
my name is Jacksepticeye
and first things first before everyone goes crazy in the comments asking about it
yes I did redye my hair
it's green again but it's darker this time because that was what they decided
to go with and I was like yeah why not?
cause the other ones fade super quickly
and it turns almost blond after a couple of weeks
so I wanted to see what this one was like and plus it's a dark time of year
It's Halloween.
It's spoooky!
That's not a real excuse for why it's dark green it's just because that's what I decided to do
BUT!
For this video, it's a different type of video and I wanted to make an introduction for it first
Because I thought it would be weird if the end of the video just went up on its own
Because that was the idea
Um this is a thing called Pants On Fire
that we did, the Revelmode crew all got together in Seattle for Pax West
As you probably saw at the panels and all those types of things
so we decided to do a thing IN the hotel
in like a little staged area with lots of
Because everyone was together for like the first time
we don't often get together cause we're all in different parts of the world
we set up a little - a little set in one of the rooms in the hotel
and they set up proper lights and proper cameras and proper audio, there was a crew and everything there
so we did this thing called Pants On Fire which you've probably seen teasers of by now
But we got hooked up to a polygraph test which is like the lie detector test that you see in all movies and popular culture
where the little needle goes crazy if you lie
and another person had to ask you questions and if you lied in the question
if you lied- if you lied in your answer
then you got a pie in the face. And they were like shaving cream pies
and they tasted so fucking gross
but you got a pie in the face. And Felix was the one asking me questions in this one
In this video that you're about to see now
and it was really really fun and I'm really glad we did it
It was- It was just- it got so crazy after a while
and I'm really weird with stuff in my eyes
so when I had shaving cream all over my face and in my eyes
I couldn't really see anything and my eyes started to hurt
but it was just so much fun and then
you can go over to Felix's channel (PewDiePie) and there should be a video
of me asking him questions so don't worry whatever happens in this.
I GET MY REVENGE
but it was funny
because we sat down to ask the questions
and we had like, we had cards from questions that you guys had asked online
like way before Pax West actually began
so he went down through all the questions and I was the most
truthful person of the day
and I was very very proud of that
because everyone in the room was looking at me as if to be like
"Yeah, Jack's a nice guy but I really wanna ask him some questions"
and everyone was waiting for all of them to come back lies
that everything I was doing was just big fakery
and I proved them all wrong
because I'm genuine dammit! and I don't lie about things
Well some stuff in this
But he ran out of questions to ask me so then it was like what do we do?
So he had to make up some questions off the top of his head
And there was an official guy there reading the results of this thing
An official polygraph like legitimate dude who said that he had read polygraphs
for like murder cases and everything
so he, he was the real deal
but for this one then he decided to have a little bit of fun on his own
and because I wasn't getting pied a lot he started to rig some of the results so
even if I was telling the truth for some of them
he thought it would be funny to give a thumbs down
and tell a lie
he did that for a few people
so the stuff you're seeing, I don't even know if it's 100% truthful
for like the results that they were giving us so
It's, it's fun
It was a lot of fun and this is edited down
a lot from what all the questions were asked
just for more entertainment purposes
cause it would be boring if you just saw all the stuff of me NOT getting pied in the face
so ENJOY!
Felix: We're gonna do a lie detector test
If you lie to me
you get pied
are you ready?
Don't answer that
Is your accent fake?
Jack: No.
Felix: Do you have hairy balls?
Jack: Yes.
Felix: Are you actually Marina Joyce?
...
Jack: No..
Felix: Are you part of ISIS?
Jack: No.
Felix: Are you a good friend?
Jack: Yes.
Felix: There's no way that can be true, there's no way
*TRUE* Felix: WHAT? TRUE?
You think you're a good friend
That's what that means [Jack laughs]
Jack: Yeah that's what telling the truth IS, Felix
Felix: Alright, enough of these stupid questions, let's get into the real business
Felix: Have you ever kissed yourself in the mirror?
Jack: Yes.
Felix: yeah it's a true Jack: We were all 14 once
Felix: Do you think you're better at YouTube than me
Jack: No.
*false alarm*
Felix: You son of a bitch! Jack: WHAT?!
Felix: OHHHHH! You think you're better than me?
Jack: NO! [laughs]
Felix: Is that it?
Jack: Can we do that again?
Felix: Ohhh, well that's real nice
Oh wow, what is it? What you think cause you have green hair?
you're better than me?
Jack: *quietly* I didn't turn of the comments
SMASH [laughs]
Felix: I've waited a long time to do that
You son of a bitch
I never liked you
You piece of shit
Jack: Kiss me Felix
Felix: Please no, pls
That's literally made of nightmares, Jesus Christ
Jack: I have one eye showing that's all
Felix: I'm legit scared what the fuck
Jack: Can you clear my other eye?
Felix: No, fuck you. Are you having fun?
Jack: Yes.
Fuuuck
Felix: Well you're about to have fun!
Felix: Why would you lie about that? Jack: Son of a bitch
Felix: oh wait sorry
there we go
sorry I'm trynna help you
Jack: *muffled* oh my God
Felix: I'm just doing it to fuck with you
fucking hell
Jack: I can't even see anymore [laughter]
I can't open my eyes
Felix: If I was hanging off a cliff and Markiplier was hanging off a cliff
Would you save me or Mark?
Jack: You.
Felix: *real quiet* You, son of a bitch.
Jack: Oh hey I have to go
Felix: There's a banana Jack: Whahahat?
Felix: Yeah what is that doing here?
Felix: Oh it went down.
*laughter*
Jack: Oh nooohoo Felix: You ready for this?
Felix: You like Mark better than me
Huh?!
Is that how it is?
Jack: No I swear
*laughter*
*instant epic slow mo replay*
Felix: that's what you get
This has been pie, with poodiepie
Jack: I hate you
Felix: Don't lie
*laughter*
Felix: oh wow I got a call uh okay uh I'll see ya
It's been fun Jack: What?
Felix: Okay that's great Jack: Felix
Felix: I'll see you later
I'll come back I'm sure
Jack: ummm
Ken?
I wish Mark was here.