Can you eat it? >> Hey, it's Fat Tony, and
this is Thrift Haul, a competitive fashion show where two contestants duke it out
to see who can get the best outfit on a budget.
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Today, we're at Goodwill Southern California.
Let's see what we can find.
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Today's episode, my 16-year-old self.
Our contestant will be recreating their best look at age 16.
First, we have this contestant number one,
musician Novena. >> Hey.
>> Contestant number two,
living meme Frankjavcee. >> Hello, everyone.
>> Contestants will go head-to-head for
three rounds,
fashion challenge, competitive shopping spree, and a fashion show.
Guest judge, comedian Liza Dye and
I will decide the winner. >> Hey,
guys. >> Hey, Liza.
>> What's up?
>> You're looking great today.
>> Thank you, so much, I love your hat.
>> Thank you, I love that shirt.
>> I love your necklace.
How far can this go?
[CROSSTALK] Of your mouth, of your ears- >> I think you'd do great in the world.
>> I just love you.
>> Don't you guys with the world was more
like this? >> Compliments.
>> Now, that's not all,
the winner gets to choose an embarrassing outfit for the loser to wear and post on
their Instagram and they cannot delete it. >> Ugh.
>> Don't lose guys, Instagram is like
millennial's social security number so. >> Can
you tell us about your look right now?
What are you guys wearing? >> Well,
this hat is something I used to wear when I was 16,
when I was in marching band and a mom.
But nowadays, I use it to hide my long luxurious hair.
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>> Having a little hair envy right now. >> I'm sorry.
>> I love how this is an R.I.P.
shirt and on the back it says try again. >> Dang, like a reincarnation vibe?
>> Exactly.
>> Sad, though, rest in peace, Aaliyah.
So we have photos of ourselves when we were 16.
>> Guys, check out Liza.
You in your straight Avril Lavigne with the tie [CROSSTALK]
>> Got a nice selfie on,
what kind of phone is this? >> It's the Blackjack Two.
>> About three pixels, right?
>> Yeah, that's all.
>> This is also me at sixteen.
>> Yes, thug missus.
We got Da Brat Vibe here on aisle three.
Me being a rocker, age sixteen. >> Go figure it, Nike.
>> Yeah, straight branded it out.
Guys would >> What are you hoping to find for
your 16-year-old look? >> Well, Goodwill has a lot of vests,
ties, and funny little hats, so
that's what I'm gonna look for. >> I'm hoping I can find the perfect
Granola Hola look, l-l-l-l-l-look.
I had too much caffeine. >> You guys ready for Round 1?
Let's [BLEEP] get it.
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>> Each of you begin with two minutes on your clock.
Win the challenge, and you'll get 15 seconds added to your time.
Whoever wins this round gets to choose who goes first on the floor for
their shopping spree.
PA, get these [BLEEP] podiums out of here!
Thanks.
Shawn's number one.
Recreate your prom look with three household items.
We've got toilet paper, we've got trash bags, and we've got tape.
Guys you've got one minute to get this [BLEEP] done.
You ready? >> [LAUGH]
>> Three, two, one.
[BLEEP] Go.
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>> I'm so stressed out for you.
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I actually skipped my prom to be in a play.
I was in To Kill a Mockingbird. >> You're a real theater [BLEEP].
>> I know right?
>> Looks like Frank's making a thong.
>> Ten seconds.
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four- >> You look great.
>> Three, two, one.
>> [SOUND] Stop.
Let's start with Frank, so what's going on here with the diaper?
>> Well, I'm wearing white briefs,
because for prom night all I did was stay home naked and go on the Internet.
I'm also wearing a scarf to keep my neck warm.
>> Fashionable and functional, I like.
>> I have the white on white.
It is a dress, I didn't just stick my legs through and make holes.
There's a full hole happening. >> Shade and
I feel very strong about this look. >> I would actually wear this,
nice and breezy, now, those hot summer days, especially when we had the heat wave
last years. >> Yes.
>> There'd be a great heat wave look.
I'm gonna say Novena for this one. >> I have to agree with you,
the hair piece really did it for me. >> My god,
thanks. >> It's okay,
I didn't even go to prom. >> Novena
wins 15 seconds on the clock. >> And I brought you a gift.
I heard that you like shea butter, so
I brought you the rest of my container. >> The trisale
magic? >> Pudding,
I'm not trying to say you're Ashley.
I just know you like sh- >> Not on good floor.
>> [LAUGH]
>> Can you eat it?
>> My strategy for
winning is to go with an iconic hybrid granola hoe look.
A mixture of like baju and juvana.
Granola hoe, wish me luck.
Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake them.
I ain't got none, but I'm planning on growing some and
I'm gonna win this. >> All right,
Novena is up first with 2 minutes and 15 seconds on the clock.
Let's see what the [BLEEP] she does with it.
One, two, three.
Go >> I already see some things I like,
right here.
And there was something else, got to go.
There was a couple things I felt like I might need.
>> We're breaking the fourth wall, but
it's okay, it's all good. >> It's great she's so tiny,
she can just [CROSSTALK] >> She is,
she can whip through those corners.
I couldn't do that, some people can't do that.
We'll tip over, you know, we're like explorers.
49ers. >> Frank,
how do you feel about your competition. >> I think I'm going to win,
I had a vision that I was winning, so it's just going to happen.
>> Wow, because you're a psychic,
I remember talking about that earlier. >> Novena, you got one minute left.
>> Where is she going?
She's in furniture, what's happening?
Is she checking out?
Is she the cashier? >> [LAUGH]
>> These are good.
>> Ooh, that guy at the checkout is cute,
having a straight moment. >> [LAUGH]
>> Ten seconds left.
>> Ten seconds?
>> Ten, nine.
>> My god.
>> Eight, seven, six, five, four,
three, two, one. >> I think, I got it good,
I don't know what the hell I got. >> Okay, so
got a lot of good things in here.
As a reminder, I'm going for the granola whole look.
I was immediately drawn to this gold skirt.
I'm gonna try and back that ass up and see if they get the idea.
I don't know, it might be a little small.
Who doesn't love love? >> I mean wow,
that's the whole part of the granola hole ensemble.
We're going to transition a little bit over into the granola part.
A handmade grass hemp bag.
Head wrap situation out of this.
San Francisco 49ers shirt,
when I lived there, the 49ers were winning back to back championships.
I was in the street with my mom, I made a handmade sign talking about how much I
loved the 49ers and I made it into the San Francisco Times newspaper.
So this is important to me, I don't care if I win or lose today.
I won, cause i'm taking this shirt home with me.
>> So Alisa, what do you think about
Novena's picks? >> She did a great job like utilizing her
time really well.
She was like all over the store, we didn't even see her at one point.
It was almost as if there was some premeditated selections going on.
I'm not saying she cheated. >> Maybe she had some inside information.
>> An earpiece in,
maybe a staff, or was telling her where the good finds.
So I don't know, that 49ers jersey was like a little bit too perfect.
I teared up a little bit and I was like, wait, what is this like?
Am I watching Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants or am I watching Thrift Talk?
>> I love the little Madonna bustier
[BLEEP] that she got on. >> My God, yeah.
>> It's like the whole
component of her granola-ho outfit. >> I haven't even heard that word before
today, but it's gonna be in my vocabulary regularly after today.
>> Same.
Frank, you've got some tough competition.
How do you feel? >> I'm okay.
>> If you had to choose something to be
nervous about, what would it be? >> Accidentally, tripping and
then shattering my knee, and then not being able to get up, but
then you guys still will have the timer going.
And I'm like why I'm injured?
And you're all like I don't care and then Super Deluxe shows up and
they're like hey, Frank, we don't care, and then I get really sad.
And then I lose anyways with a shattered knee.
>> And you still have to post that picture
on Instagram. >> Yeah, with a shattered knee and
I don't even have health insurance. >> Comment below if you need health
insurance.
So what up, it's your boy Frank Jeffsy and I am going to win this challenge,
because as most of you know I'm psychic and I can see the future.
And I had a That's So Raven moment where I just was chilling, and
then I saw myself winning this competition.
I need to win this in order to take back my fashion empire which I created in high
school using nothing but Good Will clothes.
So here I am, story arc complete, once I win this challenge.
>> All right, Novena you did a killer job.
>> Thank you.
>> It's Frank's turn.
Frank you have 2 minutes and 15 seconds on your clock, you ready to go on your spree.
>> I was born ready.
>> Let's [NOISE] get it.
Go. [MUSIC]
He is strolling. >> This is my vibe,
I really appreciate this. >> I think he's showing off.
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>> He doesn't seem to be worried about the time at all.
>> I feel like he's
disrespecting the process. >> Everybody got their own process.
>> That's true,
that's true. >> Oops, excuse me.
Sorry.
Thank you so much. >> He's not letting
the pressure get to him.
He's picking some shoes. >> Excuse me.
Sorry, thank you. >> You know what, the women's
department was way more spread out. >> Right.
>> That's not really fair.
He's taking his time, because it's calculated.
He isn't just grabbing stuff, hoping to make the perfect 16-year-old outfit.
>> Maybe he was already here earlier, and
knew what he was gonna get?
>> I'm not saying that at all.
We got 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time is up. >> Welcome back,
Frank. >> Looks
drab. >> So for
this haul, I thought I'd pick up some blue shoes.
I don't even know if they're in my size, but
I just like the colors that are blue and black.
I think that's a very aesthetic choice.
I'm really into duality.
When I was 16, I worshipped a heroin addict that killed himself.
So I was like, this reminds me of Nirvana.
So I picked that out.
Whenever I see a man in cargo shorts, I just get weak in the knees, so
I'm gonna wear those.
I'm really into blazers.
When I was 16, all I would do is just Just add layers upon layers, and
just make sure the biggest layer made my arms look big.
Similar colored scheme going on.
And I also got this tie, because red and green are complimentary colors and
it kind of follows the stripes aesthetic, so I picked that up.
I am Frank Jeff Sea, and if you google my name and
go to the third page of the image results you will see me naked.
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>> So, Liza,
what did you think about Frank's spree? >> You know, he was really thorough.
He really took his time. >> A lot of guys come out here and
they just grab everything that they can see.
And it kinda [BLEEP] them up in the end. >> Absolutely.
>> They end up having too much stuff.
They try to put it all on and they end up looking like a buffoon.
I feel like buddy in your first episode. >> Buddy had on like three pants, but
I was digging that.
You know what I mean? >> Yeah.
>> That doesn't work for everybody.
I felt like he matched what he was wearing in
the photos he showed us earlier. >> Absolutely.
>> With the blazer and
the fucking tie and all the layers,
like he was really hitting it. >> He stayed very true to his
16 year old self.
I also loved his selection of blue and black shoes.
>> But he didn't seem like that though-
>> Very 16 year old.
>> What do you mean?
>> They were already made like that.
>> Now, we're just hating.
Let's just be honest.
We're just hating.
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>> All right, Fran,k let's see that 16 year old look.
What do you got?
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>> All right, okay, okay, okay.
I like the tie. >> He's got the Avril Lavigne tie.
>> Avril Lavigne tie, skater boi.
>> Cargo shorts.
>> Yes, very Old Navy, remember?
>> The Airwalk shoes.
>> Yes, I love the one blue lace,
one black lace >> Mm-hm
>> Be getting a little hustle going on.
>> Yes
>> Notice the v-neck t-shirt underneath,
that's also very I really did how he's matching his photos.
Blast from the [BLEEP] past. >> I love that the zipper's undone,
>> Yes, yes.
>> It's very 16 year old,
very I just came back from third period and maybe jerked off in the bathroom.
>> Is the dick in, or the dick out?
Who knows? >> Tell me a little bit about your outfit.
>> Well, like I said early,
whenever I see a man in cargo shorts,
I get weak in the knee. >> [LAUGH]
>> I like layers, so when it gets hot,
you can just take it off.
If it gets cold put it back on.
And then blazers, I've always liked blazers.
>> [INAUDIBLE] check out [INAUDIBLE] back
of the store [INAUDIBLE]. >> I don't know,
I just like the 80s vibe of having your shoulders be big,
and it just makes you look smaller. >> You have mad pockets, too.
When I was a teenager, I always needed some extra compartments.
>> I can hold so
many things. >> May I ask why you decided to continue
to keep your hair up? >> Because I like wearing how.
>> Keeps my thoughts in here.
>> Well, your hair is beautiful,
I wish you'd let it down more.
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>> Damn. >> What up.
>> Thank you, Frank, you look lovely.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Let's see what Novena got.
Hey, no, no, come out here.
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>> Wow, my God.
I'm ready for the big game. >> This is the look.
I'm sure.
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>> So, the head wrap is inspired by Badu.
This I was just so happy to find, because I was a teenager in San Francisco and
we used to wear a lot of baggy clothes also.
I feel like God put that there in front of me.
I don't know if I look sixteen, but when you're that age, you are trying to look
more grown than you are a lot of the time. >> He got a point.
>> R Kelly would agree.
>> Yeah, there is more to,
that I would love to share with you. >> What's that?
>> You still gotta bring the hole
back into the granola hole hybrid. >> Didn't see that coming.
>> Act older than I am.
>> Go to a New Year's Eve party,
stay out all night.
Tell my parents I'm actually spending the night at my girlfriend's house.
And really, I'm in Oakland at a 22-year old's.
>> That is the 16 year old experience,
if I've ever heard it. >> No,
it's 16. >> Sneaking out,
we were lying to our parents like hell.
There's levels to this. >> I would wear this today too.
>> Let's wrap it up.
You know what, I've got to say both of them killed it.
Frank- >> Props to Frank, I mean props to him.
>> He kept it 16.
>> I don't wanna let her situation
outshine him at all, because he did also stay true to himself.
I love the tie.
I mean, we saw my 16 year old photo.
I was rocking the ties.
Sponge Bob, I thought I was the black Avril Lavigne, but she takes the cake.
It's a landslide.
Homegirl, as Meek Mill would say, had levels to the [BLEEP].
She had the jersey on.
I thought that was the complete look.
She took the jersey off, I'm shook. >> I did not see that [BLEEP] coming.
She stayed true to her 16-year-old self, because my friends and
I were lying like hell to our parents.
We were telling them we were going to sleepovers,
we were really low key going to the club, cuz we looked grown as hell.
So it's facts.
I mean she just is keeping it real, she's keeping it honest,
I think that she takes this 100%. >> You know what?
I gotta agree with you, Liza.
>> Yes. >> Let's give it to
Novena. >> Yes.
>> You know,
we really this [BLEEP] over long and hard, y'all both killin' it.
But Novena, you got this one. >> What?
My God.
I never win anything. >> We love you, girlfriend, we love you.
I love you Frank.
I love you bye.
Woo, you guys ready to go to the club? >> Let's do it.
>> I'm going home.
>> My God, my god, my god.
Thank you Jesus, yeah. >> It's up to you Novena to pick
out an outfit for our loser frankly he has to wear and post on Instagram,
and then cannot be deleted. >> I'm gonna go do that,
I'll be right back, okay?
>> Handle that. >> Okay.
Frank.
[LAUGH] >> Frank.
>> I'm here.
>> Let's see you in that dress, baby.
>> So I will be right back and
I will get sexy for all of you, all.
My followers will eat this [BLEEP] up.
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>> Thanks a lot, Liza and Novena, and Frank Jazzy for rocking with us today.
Let us know who you think should have won and
comment below on what the next episode's theme should be: moms, twins, ren faire,
or vine orphans. >> B, twins.
'Til next time, Thrift Haul.
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