(Wapoosh) Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to Goat Simulator.
You guys thought I was done, ohhhh no, there's a lot more for me and Mr. Goat-a-tron to discover.
Is there anything down here?
No, okay I think I know where their stuff is.
They are having the most epic staring contest ever!
It's so intense!
(Intense music)
Ah, fuck you Pete, you lost!
You know what I forgot I could do? Slow motion!
Shhhhhpadoosh awww fuck it
I'm just sitting there on the ground
You stupid goat
(German?) Narrator voice: Down in ze blimey deep, lurks a very sinister creature.
(German?) Narrator voice: It lurks from below, scanning to find its prey, waiting for the perfect time.
Fuck you Steve!
Ohh, you are ripe... for an explosion.
Just gotta set this up for a minute.
This is gonna be amazing. Don't move, okay?
Stay there. Keep dancing. Keep dancing
I dare not tempt fate. Two will be enough.
Just plonk those here..... and..... shhpadoosh
Ye he heah. See you later buddy, haha it didn't end so well for me either
This time we'll do it, slow motioonn
That sucked!
Ohh, this is some badass skateboarding
Okay, mind me, sorry, Suzy, Suzy move! Sorry!
I need to skateboard, need to show off my sweet sick tricks
Yeah, time for a flip. Flip! Can't flip, oh God! Oh Jesus!
I didn't even press anything!
Would you fall off?!
Here comes fun! Go! Play! I-It disappeared! Holy shit!
Hey dude, have you ever been hit with a beach ball so hard you almost died?
O-Okay, beach ball went through you.
And budahh
This beach ball sucks
Fine, if the beach ball won't hit you, I will!
(Punch sound effect) (grunt) Die fucker!
Give him the chair! (More grunts)
Sick tricks time. It's time to do this half-pipe
I'm gaining some speed and now it's time to kick-flip, ollie-pop, shuvit
Wooh hoo hoo! Holy crap, he just launched
(Punch sound effect) Ooooh
Aaand sick trick
Nooooooo!
Oh my god, I'm underneath it!
Hahahaha. That was a sick trick
Oooh, what is this?
Is this a game or a play
Oh god. Multiplayer game, you need a least two players to play this game mode.
Thank you game for recognizing that I have no friends
Oh my god, it's a fucking UFO
Why does it say bring a towel?
Is that an alien?
I have.. an alien friend
Good god
He's a cool looking alien
Aww, super ramp, gotta do it. Come on alien buddy
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Oh crap! (Punch sound effect) Ooh ooooooh
You okay new friend?
(Grunt) He's fine
Take me to your leader. I am Glorgomax of the planet Omotron
I don't know which is scarier, the big giant alien or the goat speaking English pretending to be the big giant alien
Imma go with the goat
Here, you guys look after him. You good?
You just stay there Gloromax, okay?
They're good, they're good people. They'll take care of ya
Okay, so apparently there's a tornado goat as well
What's that up there?
That's just the dam
There's tornado goat and that's what that wind statue is on top of this turbine
I have to bring it to a special place.. and flip (punch sound effect) Owww!
That didn't work!
Is it on this one?
There it is, yes! I need this
Get off. Oooh, easy does it. Do not fall off this or I will punch you in the ear
Did ya get it? I think you got it. Are we good?
Yeah, okay. Yay! (Punch sound effect) Owww!
Shhhhhh, he doesn't see me
He's so cute when he's working
(Growl)
Hey Steve! Hi friend!
Do I bring it up here?
Oooh, this looks promising
This looks very promising. Yes! Right place
There you go. Found the windaltar, gained tornado powers
Awesome! Hi friend, can I lick you? Let's lick together
Oh my god! What'd ya do? Okay, stranger danger
Narrator voice: Tom, we've got some severe weather reports coming in from the north
Narrator voice: Apparently there's a tornado running through town.
Yess! T'is I Senor tornado goat
Give me all of your shit! Oh, yeah!
What the fuck?! (Laughing)
Oh, this is gonna hurt! Ooh, (Punch sound effect) ow!
Yeah, so I said to him "You have to pay me the extra cash" it was a- what?!
Sorry, I can't hear you! Tornado!
Help!
I'd like a room please
(Sounds of mass destruction)
Sorry...
Hey, remember when you couldn't wouldn't give me that coffee that time, yeah, I thought I'd repay the favour
Fuck you! Suzy!!
There, I thought I'd do a bit of home decorating, ya know?
I felt like everything was in the wrong place, but now it's good.
Looks fine.
Ooh, let's create a typhoon
Lets go out on the boat
Yeah!
Oh shit. No!
Come back! Bo ha ha ha hoats!
You went off without me!
Fine. I'm normal this time. No tornado powers.
Will you bring me to the island this time?
Ya big racist.
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of how much fun I'm having.
Aaaand stop.
And st- ah Je-
(High pitched beep)
'Kay, so apparently these mushrooms are speacial
And goats specialize in licking
So I'm gonna get high as a mothafucka
Lick
Ohhh, sweet Jesus
My head got massive
(Scared laughter)
Uhhh, dude. This is not good
You look like Dumbo
You look like you should be able to fly
Can ya?
I don't think so
Look how stupid this is
(Laughter)
Hey dude, how ya doin buddy?
I got a bit of a face lift, do I look different?
What?! How insulting, fuck you Steve!
Does this goat even have any special powers?
No! He just looks stupid
Let's see if you can stop a car with your big giant head
(Grunt/growl) (Punch sound effect) Owww! No!
If anything it just makes you a bigger target to hit
(Laughing) Now I can fly
(Punch sound effect) Ahhh!
'Kay there is one more thing before I go
(Accent) Jyeah, how's everybody doin? You all enjoying this electrical atmosphere
Fuck you guys! Never invite me to your parties! Well I'll show ya!
Ohh, it's murder on the dance floor alright
Wheeeeeheheheeeee
Secret tornado powers
Do it again, bounce again, bounce again. Oh no ah f-fuck it. It broke, help!
Ah Jesus!
Okay well that does it for this episode of goat simulator
I knew there was a few things left to unlock that I hadn't seen
I'm not sure if there's any more, those are only the ones that I heard about,
So if there is any more please let me know in the comments and I will do them next time.
But for now, thnak you guys so much for watching this episode!
If you liked it, punch the like button, in the face!
Like a boss!
And high fives all around, (wapoosh), (wapoosh) but thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
(Epic outro music)
Did anyone ever tell ya how sexy you are?